Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I have a great Idea! Why don’t I speak to you fine people about beautiful woman? Doesn’t that sound like a lot of fun? Okay then, since everybody is in agreement, let’s do it!
Bangin’ Babes
Tuesday, November 7Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen’s Club to observe, “Bangin’ Babes”, which starred, in order of appearance, Avy Lee Roth, Jenna Presley, Gianna Lynn, and Delilah Strong.
Avy Lee Roth is a hot little Spaniard. Yes, Avy is originally from Spain, or so I was told by her agent, who also told me that Avy has had her breasts enhanced. You certainly could have fooled me. I thought they looked natural. I also thought that I had enough experience to generally be able to know the difference. That is how good this little lady’s body looks.
Unfortunately, I ran late, arriving at the club between the time Avy ended her stage performance and the time she came out onto the floor. Ah well, at least I did get to finally met and speak with her for a few minutes.
Avy struck me as a lady who is extremely friendly, a good conversationalist, and who enjoys meeting her fans. I know that I certain enjoyed the couple of minutes we were able to chat.
Even though I didn’t get to see Avy’s solo performance, I was able to see her participation in the four girl grand finale. Also, two of my strip club cohorts did see the show and gave me their opinions of Avy’s solo performance. I am going to say a little about Avy’s solo performance based on what my buddies had to say. So, if anybody has a problem with anything I write, don’t come after me, go hunt down my buddies.
I was told that, while she seemed a bit unsure of herself, Avy did a reasonable job of performing. However, according to my two buddies, Avy apparently didn’t realize how short her solo show was going to be. (I think the club was limiting the girls to only two songs per solo, if I remember correctly.) it seems that Avy wore a somewhat elaborate costume, and didn’t manage to remove various items quite so quickly as she should have; therefore, her solo performance was nearly ended before she managed to get completely nude. This was according to what my cohorts both told me. (If I remember correctly, the guys described Avy’s costume as a sort of “Little Red Riding Hood” outfit.)
One of the guys mentioned that Avy did very little of anything amounting to physical contact with the customers, rather, she limited her interaction to lots of intensely sexy, beautiful smiles, and lots of eye contact. (The lady has rather hypnotic eyes!)
Based on my chatting with Avy, reading between the lines of what my two cohorts had to say about her performance, and what I saw of her during the four girl grand finale this evening, I am looking forward to seeing her again, and I want everybody reading this to go out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person also. I myself want to see how she may have improved over time. Based on what I did manage to see and experience of Avy, I believe she has a lot of potential to become a very good feature, and I am looking forward to that eventuality!
Check Avy out at: AvyLeeRoth.org and LADirectModels.com
Jenna Presley is hot! I have reviewed Jenna in the past, so this time I’ll just say that I was impressed with how much she has improved since the last time I saw her.
This beautiful, sexy, friendly, sweet, well-spoken lady is rapidly becoming a must see, and I do not want to ever heard of anybody passing up an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person!
Since Jenna has recently left L. A. Direct Models and signed with Lisa Ann’s new talent agency, she can no longer be found on LADirectModels.com. However, Jenna now has her own website located at: Jenna Presley.com
Gianna Lynn is a lovely, all natural, Filipina beauty. Even though she really has no experience as a feature dancer, she got some lessons from her friend and mine, Shy Love, and it showed in her performance on this evening.
I have seen a few, more experienced, features over the years who did not do so well on stage as Gianna did on this night. Also, her interaction with the tip rail patrons was very good, in fact, it was so good as most feature dancers.
I found Gianna to be very friendly, and it would appear that she does enjoy meeting her fans.
If given a chance, I plan to see this lady again someday, and I would recommend that everybody else do the same. In fact, how about everybody recommending to the owners and managers of their local clubs that they book Gianna Lynn for a feature gig at said clubs?
I don’t seem to be able to locate a website for Gianna. However, she can be see at: LADirectModels.com
Delilah Strong is a beautiful, taller than average, blonde haired woman with a great looking body. She is also extremely friendly and seems to have a very good sense of humor and enjoys meeting her fans.
Delilah performed so well on stage as many of the features I’ve seen, and her interaction with the tip rail customers was quite good.
I would recommend nobody ever pass up an opportunity to see Delilah perform and to meet her in person.
Delilah can be found at: DelilahStrong.net, DelilahStrong.org, DelilahStrongsPanties.com, LADirectModels.com, and many other Internet websites.
Quite often, being newcomers who have never feature danced before, the costumes worn by the ladies who dance in these Tuesday night specials are no more than what the average house dance wears, although, that is not a bad thing.
On this night, all four of these ladies wore very nice costumes that were worthy of any established feature dancer.
I would like to recommend that the owners and managers of all the clubs across the country contact L. A. Direct Models to book Avy Lee Roth, Gianna Lynn, and Delilah Strong to feature at their clubs. Also, contact Clear Talent Management at, LisaAnn@ClearTalentManagement.com to book Jenna Presley as a feature.
Aurora Snow
Thursday evening, November 9Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Aurora Snow and to observe one of her shows.
I’ve read about it many times over, but I have never experienced it until tonight. At 11PM sharp, and just as the DJ was beginning Aurora’s introduction, at least nine members of the L.A.P.D.’s sex police, A.K.A. the vice squad, entered the club, announced that they were there to conduct an, “Inspection,” and told the DJ to turn off the music and turn up the lights.
They then proceeded to question all the dancers and waitresses. I’m not a lawyer, therefore, I can only wonder whether or not the cops were overstepping their bounds. What I do know is that they cost the club and the dancers a solid thirty minutes in which nobody made any revenue.
I heard one policewoman, in addition to checking their I.D.s, etc, asking two of the waitresses how long they had worked at the club and other questions that I can’t see how it was any of her business. By the way, this policewoman wrote down everything Laura and Carolina said.
I observed another police woman taking pictures of one of the lap dance areas. I also saw this same officer taking pictures of one customer, not once but twice. (If there are any lawyers out there, I would like to know if the police have any legal right to take a picture of anybody that has not been placed under arrest or at least written a citation.)
At least three male officers stood in strategic locations and watched everybody while their compatriots were running around attempting to do their thing without looking like the Gestapo.
Somehow I just don’t think they succeeded in that attempt. I really believe that some of the people felt unfairly intimidated. I myself kept thinking that, while child molesters, rapist, thieves, drug dealers, murderers, and A.I.D.S. infected street walkers are freely roaming the streets of Los Angeles, these sex police officers were in the club, wasting my time and the taxpayers money!
At one point, I saw three policewomen ganged up around the ATM machine on the back wall. I don’t know if one or more of them was using the machine as a table to write notes on, or if they might have been attempting to determine whether or not it was a slot machine.
Little did those officers know that they were doing their thing under the nose of a writer. It’s just too bad that I’m not a big time reporter, but that’s okay, I’m having a field day with this experience!
Okay, let’s get back to Aurora. You good people do remember Aurora Snow, don’t you? She is the lady this section was suppose to be about.
Thanks to the, “Inspection,” Aurora didn’t get onto the stage until approximately midnight.
I really didn’t pay attention to what music Aurora danced to, but I can say that it was good.
As for Aurora’s costume, I’ll just say that she was the sexiest looking little pussy cat I believe I’ve ever seen! And, she did her usual good job of performing on stage, in spite of every thing that had gone down.
Unfortunately, Aurora’s interaction with the tip rail patrons was limited to lots of sexy smiles, lots of good, close up looks at the goodies, and several kisses thrown my way.
After the show, I asked Aurora about the lack of her usual up close, personal, and in your face interaction, and she confirmed what I was already thinking. She was afraid that the sex police might have left a couple of undercover plants in the club, and felt she didn’t dare make any physical contact with any of the customers during her show, just in case.
Personality wise, Aurora is an absolute sweetheart! She is smart, friendly, lovable, caring, and she has a very good sense of humor.
It is my personal opinion that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club and see Aurora Snow perform and to meet her in person.
Aurora can be seen at: AuroraSnow.com
Misty Rain
After leaving the downtown Rhino, I ran around the corner a few blocks to the Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen’s Club to say hello to Misty Rain.
Thanks to the morality police’s, “Inspection,” I didn’t get to Rouge in time to observe any of Misty’s shows. However, I did arrive in time to catch her still out on the floor, so I did get a chance to converse with her, get several great hugs, and three great kisses. Well, there were also the two other kisses I gave Misty, but that is between she and I. It’s tough being me, but somebody has to do it, and I would just as soon do it myself, thank you!
While it is not the way I had things planned, hopefully I will be able to do my thing, as planned, at another club, then make it back to Rouge in time to observe at least Misty’s last show Friday evening.
In the meantime, I will say that Misty Rain is a great feature dancer, and everybody should go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person every chance they get!
Get a load of Misty at: MistyRain.net
Jersey
Friday afternoon, November 10Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to observe the matinee show of the 2006 Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year, Jersey, and to chat with her for a while.
Since I have written about Jersey three times this year, with the third review of her currently on the front page, I’ll keep this brief.
Jersey is a very beautiful, blonde haired woman, with a terrific looking body. She is also very friendly, and has a great sense of humor. Additionally, she is intelligent, very well spoken, and truly appreciates meeting her fans.
In general, Jersey is so good in all respects as the vast majority of the features currently touring today.
On this day, Jersey and I discussed the fact that she has spent a good amount of time during her career as a house dancer closely observing feature’s shows and learning from them.
Jersey still isn’t certain she wants to pursue a career as a touring feature dancer, once her reign as the 2006 Entertainer of the Year has come to a close. I keep on encouraging her to continue as a feature dancer, and I hope that anybody who gets a chance to speak with her will give her the same encouragement.
Speaking of that, Jersey will be featuring at the Oxnard, California, Spearmint Rhino November 16Th through the 18Th, so anybody who can get there should most definitely go see her. I think this may be the last of her appearances as EOTY.
I’m sorry folks, but I once again forgot to ask Jersey whether or not she might have a website up and running.
Brandi Morgan
Friday evening, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to meet Brandi Morgan for the first time and to observe one of her shows.
Arriving a couple of minutes late, the outer layer of Brandi’s costume was already lying on the stage floor. However, I could easily see that her costume was a rather sexy looking dominatrix style.
Brandi performed very well on stage, with lots of up close, personal, and in your face interacting with just about every customer at the tip rail.
After a fine performance, Brandi ended the show with a hot candle wax episode, and a game of cooter ball with pictures of herself as prizes.
At five feet, nine inches, Brandi is a taller than average, beautiful woman with blonde hair and a very desirable body.
Also, I found Brandi to be a very friendly, intelligent, well spoken woman, who has a very good sense of humor, and who enjoys meeting her fans.
Just to show what a sweetheart Brandi Morgan is, after discovering that I frequent the Fantasy Castle, and that I know the owner, Jerry Westlund, Brandi picked out one of her favorite eight by ten photographs, autographed it to Jerry, and asked me to deliver it to him the next time I see him.
Brandi can be seen at: BrandiMorgan.com
After saying goodnight to Brandi, I raced along two freeways to the Los Angeles Rouge in order to spend some more time with Misty Rain and to observe her last show of the evening.
This particular show was her Moulin Rouge show, one of my favorites. (and yes, Rosie Ledet’s Zydeco rendition of, “Lady Marmalade,” is still my favorite!)
I have written about Misty so many times now, I’m simply going to say that she is beautiful, friendly, performs very well, has a fantastic sense of humor, enjoys meeting her fans, is a ton of fun to be around, and is more than well worth the drive to a club to see and meet her in person, so just do it!
Ogle Misty at: MistyRain.net
Shortly before leaving the club on this night, I either had my shirt pocket picked by one of two house dancers, or I somehow accidentally lost my free topless lap dance voucher, possibly while hugging Misty Rain several times, on two occasions, before she left the club.
One of the dancers in question was sitting on my lap and speaking with me, while I was waiting for Misty to come out onto the floor for her last signing. At one point, the dancer pulled my voucher out of my pocket and asked if it was for her. I told her that I was sorry, but I had already promised to use it with another dancer. Now, unless this woman is an even better magician than she is a dancer, I would swear that I saw and felt her put the voucher back into my pocket.
The other dancer and I were standing with an arm around each other chatting when Misty came by on her way out of the club. Misty and I hugged and kissed a few times, said goodnight, then I turned back to the house dancer. A couple of minutes later, the dancer excused herself and went to the dressing room. A few minutes after that, I checked my shirt pocket for the voucher, and it was gone!
I sincerely do hope that I simply managed to lose that voucher. I would hate to think that either of the dancers ripped me off, especially the latter dancer, since I am getting to know her and like her.
Teri Weigel
Saturday, November 11Th, I drove up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to spend the evening in the company of former Playboy Playmate, adult film star, and touring feature dancer extraordinaire, Teri Weigel.
Since I have written about Teri many times now, most recently just last week, I’m just going to say that Teri is one of the most fun features in the business today.
Anybody who sees Teri perform will have a blast simply because nobody in the club will be having any more fun than Teri herself. The lady truly loves being on stage and entertaining the, “Troops!”
This lovely woman is not only a fantastic feature, but she truly loves to meet and chat with her fans!
Teri Weigel is an absolute must see, and nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see and meet this wonderful lady in person!
Pay Teri a visit at: TotallyTeri.com or TeriWeigel.com. Both URLs will take the viewer to Teri’s official website.
Okay good people, after a very long-winded article, that is it for another week. I will be in Phoenix next weekend, both helping out at the, “P.A.W. Funraiser,” being hosted by Stevi Secret’s Nude Cabaret and appearing as talent.
Everybody stay safe, have a fantastic week, and live life like there is no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
