Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Shay Lynn, Mya Luanna, Gia Nova, Diana Doll. Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Yes my friends, it has been five years Tuesday, August 18Th, 2009 since I wrote my first column for Adult Industry News!
I was just a kid, when I first began to keep everybody appraised of who and what was happening in the feature dancing world. Look what the last five years of going to the clubs and writing my columns has done to me. I’m an old man now! Okay, so I don’t consider myself to be all that old, but sometimes I certainly feel old by the end of a three day weekend with little sleep!
I’ll be lucky if the next week doesn’t kill me! Between the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo, all the parties and other night time events, plus the features dancing in the Los Angeles vicinity next weekend, I’ll have to be on the go for seven straight days!
Okay, enough of my meandering down nostalgia road. Let us now begin the discussion of four very sexy, beautiful, women!
Shay Lynn
Thursday evening, August 20Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club, on the south side of Los Angeles, to finally meet Shay Lynn and to observe her last show of the night. I had planned to catch her first show, but I unfortunately got delayed and didn’t arrive until a few minutes after she had finished her first show. However, I did get to sit and chat with her quite a bit before she had to prepare for her second show.
While I forgot to ask, I am going to assume that the show I saw could be considered a Michael Jackson tribute of sorts. I say this because of the costume Shay wore for this show. She wore a black fedora hat, and a black suit-style jacket and black pants. Both the jacket and the pants were covered with shiny sequins. Under her jacket, Shay wore a white top. (I really don’t know what to call the top, but it was sleeveless and backless for the most part.) with the top, she wore a silver tie that was covered with small rhinestones. Beneath the white piece, Shay wore a silver bra, and beneath her pants, she wore a silver thong. Both the bra and the thong were completely covered with rhinestones. For footwear, Shay wore a pair of halfway to knee-length, black, high-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.
Shay performed this show to, ”Smooth Criminal,” by Michael Jackson, ”Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,” by Drowning Pool, and, ”Danger Keep Away,” by Slipknot.
During this show, Shay’s interaction with the tip rail inhabitants was limited to allowing customers to remove photos from some of her body parts with their mouths, plus lots of sexy smiles and close up views of the goodies.
Shay told me that when she is in a more liberal club located in an area where the sex police aren’t constantly sneaking around and attempting to find excuses to shut the local clubs down, her interaction is much more up close, personal, and in your face. Everybody should remember that the owner of this club cringes at the very mention of the word police, and who can blame him considering that his club is in Los Angeles.
Shay is a beautiful young woman with long black hair, brown eyes, and she stands five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are 34DD-25-33.
I found Shay to be extremely friendly, quite flirtatious, and she can carry on an intelligent conversation with anybody that has half a brain. In a nutshell, Shay is a world of fun to be around. Also, she thoroughly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
In addition to all of the above, Shay Lynn performs very well on stage. So, I would recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity to get out to a club to see Shay perform and to meet her in person should not allow said opportunity to slip past them. I myself am heavily in like with Shay, and I will never miss a chance to spend time with her if at all possible!
Pay Shay a visit at: ShayLynnXXX.com
Mya Luanna
After saying goodnight to Shay Lynn, I raced up to Skin Gentlemen’s lounge, on the west side of Los Angeles, to meet Mya Luanna and to observe her last show of the evening.
For said show, Mya wore a black fedora hat and a black jacket with short tails. The sleeves of the jacket had two inch wide white cuffs with a half inch wide band of white lace around the edge. She also wore a pair of very short shorts made completely from black lace. Under the jacket, Mya wore a black corset with evenly spaced vertical lines of silver sequins all the way around it. At least I think they were sequins. However, they did shine and sparkle like rhinestones. Beneath her shorts, Mya wore a black G-string with a more-or-less triangular piece of white lace attached to the front panel.
On her legs, she wore a pair of slightly above knee-length, sheer, black hose. At the top of the hose were two to three inch wide bands of black latex-vinyl. On the front of each of the bands of latex-vinyl was a small white bow, and around the bottom edge of the latex-vinyl bands was a half inch wide strip of white lace. As for footwear, Mya wore a pair of not quite knee-length black boots that appeared to have a lot of multi-colored glitter embedded in them. The boots also had clear stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The heels and soles of the boots also appeared to have some sort of glitter embedded in them.
This show was performed to, ”Erotica,” by Madonna, ”Naughty Girl,” by Beyonce, and, ”Beautiful,” by Akon.
Mya performed quite well on stage, and she committed reasonably good interaction with the tip rail residents.
Mya Luanna is a sexy-looking Asian-American beauty with long, wavy, black hair and brown eyes. She is five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures 34C-22-34 and one half inches.
I found Mya to be very sweet and friendly. She is well spoken and seems to have a great sense of humor. She also has a great memory. (it was only four days later, of course, but she recognized me and remembered my name instantly, when I saw her on the evening of Monday, August 24Th, during the Owners Club Expo!) Oh yes, and Mya seems to definitely and thoroughly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
I can see no valid reason for anybody to ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Mya Luanna perform and to meet her in person. I do believe they would enjoy the experience. I know I certainly did, and I wish I could have been able to spend more time with Mya. Hopefully, I will be able to do so in the near future.
Check Mya out at: MyaLuanna.com
Gia Nova
Friday night, August 21st, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to say hello to Gia Nova and to observe her first show of the evening.
Within about a minute after taking the stage, Gia came to me, knelt down, and said, ”Hi Myles.” I was shocked! I halfway didn’t expect her to remember me, much less remember my name so readily. After all, we have only meet once before, and that was at Erotica-LA in early June 2008. That was one year and almost three months ago!
At the start of her first show, Gia took the stage wearing a red rose in her hair on the left side, I think. She also wore a stylized red kimono decorated with clusters of little white flowers printed into the material. Under the kimono, Gia wore a red corset that was covered with sequins and a red bra with red and black breast cups. The cups of the bra were also covered with sequins. Next, Gia wore a pair of red bikini bottoms with a horizontal stripe made from black sequins on the front and the back sides at the top edge. Beneath the bikini bottoms, she wore a flesh-colored G-string. And lastly, Gia wore a pair of high-heeled black shoes with platform soles of moderate height.
During her show, Gia performed some good pole work and did a fire show with flaming torches. She ended the show with a game of cooter ball for Gia Nova posters.
Gia performs very well on stage as a solo performer. And, the people who were not there really should have seen all that took place when she and Rachelle Laree performed together as, ”Blondelicious,” at the Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo! (I will have more to say about it in my write up of the Expo.)
With the exception of playing around with a house dancer a little bit, Gia’s interaction with the few of us that bothered to sit at the tip rail, even though there was a fairly good sized crowd in the club, was limited to lots of sexy smiles and close up views of the goodies. What goodies she could show in a topless club that is. But then, one must take into consideration the area that the club is situated in.
Gia performed this show to, ”Turning Japanese,” by the Vapors, and, ”One Night in Bangkok.” I’m not certain who the artist was, but the song was originally done by Murray Head. Gia’s final song during this show was, ”Roboto,” by Styx, I think it was.
This long blonde haired, green eyed, beauty stands five feet seven inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 32E-25-36.
Gia originally told me that she wanted me to write that she weighed sixty- eight pounds for the sake of humor. But then she exercised a woman’s prerogative and changed her mind. She then told me to write her real weight. I was all ready to grant her original request.
Gia Nova not only has a great memory for faces, and quite often for names, she is extremely friendly and a bit flirtatious. She is also a smart lady who can converse with anybody, and she has a terrific sense of humor. All-in-all, Gia is quite a fun-loving lady and an absolute pleasure to hang out with. And, she definitely enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. If there is anybody in the world who doesn’t like Gia, then I can only say that it must smell really bad in the location in which they keep their heads!
I would not want anybody to ever miss an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Gia perform and to meet her in person. I can’t see how anybody would ever be disappointed by the experience. I certainly wasn’t.
There are a number of places on the Internet were Gia can be found, and they are: MySpace.com/gia_nova RachelleandGia.com Twitter.com/gia_nova
After I had said goodnight to Gia, I beat a hasty retreat to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to speak with Shay Lynn for several minutes. Then, after getting a few hugs and a couple of friendly kisses, I hit the road to another club. (I’ve been rather busy, haven’t I?)
Diana Doll
After I left Shay Lynn, I raced back across four freeways to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to observe Diana Doll’s final show of the evening and to spend a few minutes chatting with her.
To start this show, Diana wore a black fedora hat and a white one piece item that was a combination of a dress shirt style collar and a short white necktie. She also wore white cuffs around her wrists that appeared to be complete with cuff links. Diana next wore a black and gray pinstriped item that was like a cross between a suit jacket and a one piece bathing suit. This item had spaghetti thin shoulder straps and was sleeveless. Beneath the suit jacket/bathing suit article, Diana wore a black bra that had a small white piece of material hanging between the breast cups that gave the appearance of being a tiny little necktie. She additionally wore a black G-string like thong and mid-thigh length, sheer, black hose. Finishing out the costume was a pair of almost knee-length, shiny, stiletto-heeled, black boots with platform soles.
Diana’s interaction with all of the tip rail patrons for virtually the entire show was superb!
Diana performed this show to, ”Circus,” ”Give Me More,” and, ”Get Naked,” all by Britney Spears.
Diana, is a beautiful woman with long blonde hair and green eyes. She is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds, and measures 34C-24-34.
Not only is Diana beautiful, but she is very friendly, quite charming, has a good sense of humor, and she does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
Diana is a good performer, and I do recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person should most definitely do so without fail.
Take a good look at Diana at: ClubDianaDoll.com
After a short discussion in which we did a bit of note comparing, Diana and I both now realize that we had actually meet before I saw her at the Rialto Spearmint Rhino in June of this year. It turns out that we first met at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, in Las Vegas, in January of 2006. At that time, she was still using the name Sue Diamond.
Okay folks, that will do it for now. Next comes the Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo, so be sure to stay turned, and I will return. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
