Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bambi Wilde

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MWA: 02-14-2021 – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about only one feature entertainer. However, once again, it was well worth the drive in my opinion. Now hopefully everybody will be curious enough to read on to see what it is that I will be writing about this time.

Bambi Wilde

Saturday night, February 5, it was once again off to the Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to spend a bit of time with Bambi Wilde and to observe both of her shows on this final night of her current booking.

The only way my plan to drive down to Expose to see Bambi during this evening could have gotten any more screwed up would have been my getting a speeding ticket! Fortunately, all the California Highway Patrol troopers must have been doing their duty elsewhere. That or maybe they were all hanging out in their favorite donut shop. (Just kidding troopers.)

When I walked into the club, my tired old body was screaming, “Men’s room, NOW!”

By the time I had finished, I had already missed Bambi’s first song, and she was already down to a rhinestone encrusted choker around her throat. The only other item that she was still wearing was a pair of white G-string-like thong panties that were decorated with some rhinestones. (Since I got a very late start at the onset of the drive, Bambi may have already been on the stage when I arrived. I say this because I am having trouble believing that she only performed to three songs for this show. Afterall, she danced to a mix of six songs during her last show.)

When I first got to the stage, Bambi was performing with a Cat-O-Nine-Tails style whip with lots of tiny LED lights of various colors. (I tend to refer to these items as Cat-O-Nine-Tails because I don’t know what else to call them. The vast majority of these items that I have seen many features perform with generally have quite a bit more than nine pieces.

During another point in this show, Bambi performed with two long, wide, pieces of blue material with some type of a white design in their middles. Each piece hung from a wand that was about three to maybe four feet long.

Bambi finished this performance with a hot candle wax bit while being assisted by a nice-looking house dancer.

During the portion of Bambi’s first performance that I was able to see, she danced to, “The Hills (RI Grime Remix),” by The Weeknd, and, “Talking Body (The Young Professionals Remix),” by Tove Lo.

For her second and final performance of the evening, Bambi wore her hair in dog ears. She went onto the stage carrying a large red and black hammer with a long wooden handle. She next wore a red and black costume consisting of a midriff top and a horned hood. Beneath her top, Bambi wore a bra. She also wore a sash around her waist and a pair of bikini bottoms. Under her bikini bottoms, she wore a G-string-like thong. All of these items were pretty much covered with sequins. Bambi’s footwear was one red boot and one black boot. Each boot was mid-thigh in length and had stiletto heels. beneath the boots, Bambi wore one red stocking and one black stocking.

At one point during this show, Bambi performed with a red and black Cat-O-Nine-Tails with lots more than nine tails. Bambi also did some good pole work during this show. Bambi also did a game of cooterball for some of her posters as prizes. She then ended the performance by briefly bathing on the stage.

For her final show on this last night of her current booking, Bambi performed to, “Freaks (W&w Bigroom Edit),” by Timmy Trumpet, “Shots go Off (Whiiite Remix),” by Cypress Hill & Rusko, “Problem,” by Natalia Kills, “Immigrant Song,” by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross featuring Karen O, “Do You Wanna Touch Me, (Oh Yeah),” by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, and, “I Love Rock N’ Roll,” also by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

Bambi’s hair is blonde and her eyes are green. She stands five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred fifty pounds, and she measures a great-looking 34DDD-26-36. Don’t be fooled by the one hundred fifty pounds. Remember that Bambi is five feet nine inches tall, so she is going to be somewhat heavier than she would if she were four to seven inches shorter. The readers can rest assured that Bambi is as fit as a fiddle. There is no excess body fat lurking about anywhere on her beautiful body.

Not only is Bambi pretty, intelligent, and a good conversationalist, she is extremely friendly. She addtionally has an incredible memory for faces. Now as if that were not enough, she thoroughly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Bambi Wilde is one of the greatest showgirl features touring today!

Should any of the readers get an opportunity to see Bambi perform and to meet her in person, they should never allow said opportunity to slip past them. It will certainly prove to be an enjoyable experience.

Bambi’s Facebook Fan Page appears to not exist anymore or at least isn’t currently working. However, she can still be seen on Instagram.com

 And that is a wrap people. We should all meet back here the next time to continue our discussion about having fun times with sexy women. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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