MWA: Casey Parker, Erotica-LA, Charmane Star, Tera Patrick, Puma Swede

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. During this particular weekend, the surf was up, and the weekend was filled with starry, starry nights, Cajun food, a long overdue first time visit to a club, the hi-jinks of Erotica-LA, one of the most famous women in the adult entertainment industry, and a sexy Finnish lady who was born and reared in Sweden! Now that should arouse the curiosity of at least a few people, so let the discussion begin without any further ado!

Casey Parker

Thursday, June 11Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club, in Los Angeles, to spend some time with Casey Parker and to observe the one show she performed during this evening.

Casey’s costume for this one show was so elaborate that it is going to be absolutely impossible for me to describe it well enough to do it any real justice, but I’ll do what I can.

Casey’s costume was red, white and blue, and it had a piece that attached to the small of her back and hung down the backs of her legs almost all the way to the floor. The piece consisted of several red, white, and blue feather boas for lack of better words. The feathered boas were held together at the top of the assembly by a round piece of what appeared to be either leather or possibly latex-vinyl. This piece was blue with a thin white ring around the edge and virtually covered with small white stars. The entire costume was decorated with sequins and red feathers. For footwear, Casey wore a pair of red, knee-length, high-heeled boots with platform soles. (I would have to say that the costume was rather patriotic. In fact, it made me think of the American Flag.)

Casey ended her show with a game of cooter ball for an 8X10 photo, a large poster, and a tee-shirt.

Casey committed good interaction with the tip rail squatters. In fact, she even came down from the stage and played with a few customers out on the floor at least twice. (I seem to remember that Casey actually left the stage to have a little fun with some of the customers at least three or four times, maybe even more. I definitely lost count.)

Casey performed this show to Lenny Kravitz cover of the Guess Who’s, ”American Woman”, and, ”America Girl,” and, ”American Pie,” by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

This bi-lingual surfer girl is five feet two inches tall, and weighs one hundred ten pounds. She once told me that she has a 34A bust line, but that she wasn’t certain what her waist and hip measurements were. And, I’ve had no luck in finding her measurements anywhere on the Internet. I just know that she looks good up on a stage.

Not only is Casey a good-looking young woman, but she is smart, friendly, a good conversationalist, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I feel that Casey is a good performer, and that she is well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, I do not expect anybody to allow the door to hit them in the butt on their way out to their cars. If there is anybody out there who would enjoy spending a little time around Casey, I strongly suspect that they simply don’t like women!

Casey can be checked out at: CaseyParker.com

Erotica-LA Day One

Friday, June 12Th, I went to Erotica-LA, as press, from about 6:30 to approximately 10 PM. (Thanks editor-in-chief!)

Some of the people I knew who were there on this first day included: Alexis Amore, Brad Armstrong, Nikki Benz, Stormy Daniels, jessica drake, Darryl Hannah, Jenna Haze, Sara Jay, Julia Ann, Sunny Lane, Sunny Leone, Luscious Lopez, Sinnamon Love, Heidi Mane, Cleopatra of the Nile, Kirsten Price, Sammi Ross, Kelly Shibari, Randy Spears, Delilah Strong and Brynn Tyler.

The people I met for the first time were: Angela Aspen, Jessica Bangkok, Cat Cleavage, Sophie Dee, Laci Laine, Phoenix Marie, Emily Parker, Alanah Rae, Ricki Raxxx, Alyssa Reece, Kylee Reese, Playboy Super Model, Michelle Manhart, and Sienna Sinclaire.

Charmane Star

After departing Erotica-LA, I hustled up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Charmane Star and to observe one of her shows.

At the start of the one show I observed, Charmane came onto the stage wearing a black boa around her neck, and clipped to her hair was a round black piece of some type of material. The piece of material was decorated with several silver sequins and had a good-sized white feather sticking up into the air. She also wore a white corselet that was trimmed with thin, black, vertical lines, and it had black breast cups. The breast cups were decorated with what appeared to be several small silver sequins. This item also had a strip of black material sprinkled with small silver sequins along the bottom front. Next, Charmane wore a black cloth belt with foot long tassel-like strings hanging all the way around the bottom edge. Charmane additionally wore a pair of white, ruffled, bikini panties that were black in the crotch area. For footwear, Charmane wore a pair of mid-thigh length silver boots with clear stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The boots sparkled as if they were made of solid glitter. I’m certain the boots were completely covered with embedded silver glitter. That is the only way that I know of for them to have the appearance they did.

During this show, Charmane performed to, ”The Stripper,” by John Costello, ”Burning Up,” by Madonna, and, ”Finer Things,” by Ne-Yo.

Charmane is a fine performer, and her interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers is very good.

Charmane is a beautiful young lady who is five feet tall, weighs one hundred pounds and measures 32C-21-33. Not only does Charmane have a sexy body and a beautiful face, she has a great personality, a good sense of humor, and she very much enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I can see no reason for anybody to ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Charmane perform and to meet her in person. She is well worth the effort.

Pay Charmane a visit at: CharmaneLive.com

Tera Patrick

After saying goodnight to Charmane, I raced over to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to speak with Tera Patrick and to observe her last show.

For her final show, Tera wore a one inch wide bejeweled choker and a black hat with white pinstripes. Next, she wore a black business suit-like jacket as well as an extremely short, as in almost non-existent, black mini-skirt both with white pinstripes. Beneath her jacket, Tera wore a black bra that was sprinkled with what appeared to be very small sequins on the breast cups. Tera also wore a black garter belt and a pair of almost hip-length, black, fishnet hose with two inch wide black lace tops. Next came a black G-string. The G-string was also decorated with what appeared to be really small sequins in the front. Finishing out the costume was a pair of knee-length, stiletto-heeled, black boots that laced up on the outer sides.

At the end of the show, Tera tossed out a few 8X10s and one DVD. The fellow Tera tossed the DVD to missed it, and some guy in the cheapskate seats grabbed it off of the floor before the intended recipient could reach for it. Tera saw this, walked over to Evan, who was standing by the stage at the back end, had him hand her a second DVD, and walked back and put it into the hands of the fellow she had intended to toss the first DVD to. I feel that this was very commendable of Tera. In fact, I was so impressed by this action on Tera’s part, I now think even more highly of her than I already did, and that is saying something!

Tera performed this show to, ”Let it Rock,” by Kevin Rudolf, ”Beggin’,” and, ”Tainted Love,” by Marilyn Manson, and, ”Shook Me All Night Long,” by AC/DC. (I could have sworn that Tera said, ”Beggin’,” was performed by Morricone, but I couldn’t find anything on YouTube.com. I did however find it by Madcon.)

The beautiful, exotic-looking, Tera is a combination of half Thai and half English, hence the exotic good looks. Her black hair is relatively long, and she has brown eyes. Tera is five feet nine inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-one pounds and her measures are 36DD-24-34.

Tera is a very intelligent lady, and she is extremely well spoken. Additionally, she is quite friendly, and she enjoys meeting her fans. Unfortunately, she rarely has much time to just sit and chat with anybody between shows. The reason for this is the fact that she is one of the most recognizable, beautiful and popular adult film stars in the industry. Because of this, whenever Tera makes a personal appearance, the house still gets packed to the rafters! However, Tera will try to spend at least a little bit of time with each of her fans during signings.

In the short time that Tera has been feature dancing, she has learned a lot and has become quite an entertaining performer. In my opinion, she has already evolved into a feature performer that is not to be missed! Therefore, I would like for everybody who reads this to get out to a club to see Tera perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I don’t see how anyone could possibly be disappointed with the experience. If a person is really lucky, they just might be one of the fortunate people that Tera interacts with during a show! Yes, that is my way of saying that Tera’s customer interaction is generally quite good.

Everyone should pay Tera a visit at: ClubTera.com

Erotica-LA Day Two

Saturday, June 13Th, I attended the second day of Erotica-LA, as press, from approximately 1:45 to 9PM.

In addition to many of the people I knew that I saw on Friday, on this day I ran into: Monique Alexander, Angelina Armani, Crystal Ashley, Alektra Blue, Christy Canyon, Jessica D’Vine, the Original Tommy Gunn, the Reigning Tommy Gunn, Nicki Hunter, Roxy Jezel, Teanna Kai, Tory Lane, Kaylani Lei, Cara Lott, Mikayla Mendez, Minka, AnnMarie Rios, Sole, Elizabeth Starr, Kaci Starr, Alexis Texas, Vicky Vette and Thomas Ward.

People I met for the first time on this day included: Joanna Angel, Marisol Ascencio, Lexi Belle, Sasha Brand, Capri Cavalli, Jada Cheng, Lana Davis, Misti Dawn, Steve Driver, Adie Fire, Lupe Fuentes, Linda Glam, Jordan Kingsley, Jasmine Mai, Madison Mitchell, America Moore, Draven Star and Gianna Taylor.

Puma Swede

After leaving the Los Angeles Convention Center, I raced out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend time with Puma Swede and to observe her final two shows.

For the first show I was fortunate enough to see, Puma wore a white nurse’s cap with a small red cross in the middle of the front. She also wore a white midriff top that had very short, puffy, sleeves. The top was trimmed with thin lines of red sequins and had a red bow between the breasts and a smaller red bow on each sleeve. In addition, Puma wore a very short, pleated, white mini-skirt. The mini-skirt was also trimmed with thin lines of red sequins. Beneath her top and her skirt, Puma wore a red bra and red bikini panties. On her legs, she wore a pair of almost hip-length red hose with a half inch band of lace at the top of each. Puma’s footwear was a pair of black, spike-heeled, shoes with platform soles of moderate height.

Puma performed this show to music. That is all I can say. I was so caught up in watching Puma perform that I didn’t pay attention to the music, and nothing jumped out and caused any bells to go off in my head. I checked with the DJ, and he couldn’t remember Puma’s music, and neither did Puma remember.

At the beginning of her final show, Puma took the stage wearing a head clip with two red horns and a one inch wide bejeweled choker. On her body, she wore a red and black corselet that was practically covered with what appears to be small metal studs. Puma also wore a really short, red and black mini-skirt. Beneath the corselet and the mini-skirt, Puma wore a bra and a pair of bikini panties that matched the outer garments in every detail. Next, she wore a pair of hip-length, black, fishnet hose with an approximately two inch wide band of black latex-vinyl around the top of each. And on her feet, Puma wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, shoes with platform soles of, once again, moderate height.

Puma also performed this show to music. That is all I can say for all the same reasons.

Puma performs well on stage, and she commits excellent interaction with the tip rail squatters.

I could have sworn that I asked Puma about her physical statistics, but I must not have, or I neglected to write them down, which I seriously doubt. However, according to her website, Puma is five feet ten inches tall and weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, ”Last I checked.” Also, Puma has blonde hair and blue-green eyes. Also according to her website, it takes F cups to contain her breasts. (I wonder if I thought I would remember Puma’s physical statistics long enough to get home to my computer? If so, it was a dumb idea. It is eighty-three miles from the Oxnard Rhino to my house!)

According to Wikipedia.com, Puma’s measurements are 32F-25-35.

If anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Puma perform and to meet her in person, I should hope that they will not fail to do so. I think they would enjoy the experience. I know that I certainly do like to hang out with Puma!

Check Puma out at: PumaSwede.com

Erotica-LA Day Three

Sunday June 14Th, I attended Erotica-LA, as press, of course, from a few minutes after one until it closed at 6:00 PM. It was actually 6:30 PM by the time I exited the hall and headed for my car.

The people I saw that I knew on this day, in addition to the ones I already saw and spoke with on days one and two, included: Belladonna, Tori Black, Kelly Divine, Jessica Jaymes, Amber Peach, Prinzzess, Tee Reel and Celeste Star.

People whom I met for the first time included: Brittany Blaze, Marcia Brazil, Dana DeArmond, Paris Kennedy, Angel Marie, Gianna Michaels, Dior Millian, Candice Nicole, Ashli Orion, Precious and Regan Reese.

While the fan attendance at Erotica-LA was noticeably down this year, no doubt because of the economy, it was still a great event! All of those in attendance obviously had a very enjoyable time meeting their favorite stars. I’m equally certain that the stars enjoyed meeting and speaking with the fans.

After I left the Los Angeles Convention Center, I went to the Ragin’ Cajun Cafe, in Hermosa Beach, for dinner.

If any of my readers were to find themselves in the area some evening between Tuesday and Sunday, why not drop in and have a bit to eat?

The Ragin’ Cajun Cafe has great Cajun food, the prices are surprisingly reasonable, it has a really fun atmosphere, and the owner, Stephen Dominique, is usually there greeting his customers and running around chatting with the people and making certain that they are enjoying the food and the time spent in his establishment.

I suppose it might be because of the fact that I have known Steve, as I prefer to call him, for quite a few years now, and because I have spent a goodly amount of money in his eatery, he insisted on giving me a free dessert on this evening. It was a slice of great tasting cheese cake in a praline pecan sauce. My mouth is starting to water just writing about it!

Once I had stuffed myself and paid my bill, I went to check out the Torrance Spearmint Rhino.

The Torrance Rhino is a topless club, so naturally it serves alcohol. The club looks about the same as the other Rhinos in its furnishings and its colors. There is a good sized stage with three brass poles situated about the middle of the main room. There are three pool tables located in a room to the south side. The club has a good sized and well stocked bar located against the front wall of the main room. The club also has plenty of back couch areas for lap dances. Last but not least, in my opinion, the club has a good amount of indoor parking, and there was no parking valet wanting money, at least on this night.

The dancers on duty, and the several I saw arriving for work, were most definitely what I have come to consider Spearmint Rhino quality!

Since it was still a bit early, things were a bit slow in the club. And, I was tired and started catching myself trying to nod off in the club, so I called it quits after about fifty minutes and left.

On the way home, I stopped in at the Rio Gentlemen’s Club. However, since my friend Bobie wasn’t dancing, I only stayed for about thirty minutes then headed on home for some much needed rest.

And that good people will just about do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the ongoing discussion of hot, gorgeous, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer