Source: Kick Ass Pictures
By: Company Press Release
(GLENDALE, CA) — Kick Ass Pictures Offers Spitzer’s Escort $1M to Star in Adult Movie ”Spitzer Swallows – an Oral History of Gov Love.” Adult video company Kick Ass Pictures has announced they are making a $1,000,000 offer to Ashley Alexandra Dupre to star in an adult movie.
Dupre, aka ”Kristen,” is the 22-year-old woman allegedly hired by New York Governor Elliot Spitzer in the prostitution scandal that has caused Spitzer to resign his post as of Monday.
The company already has a working title for the movie: Spitzer Swallows – an Oral History of Guv Love. The script calls for Dupre to re-enact the tryst(s) she allegedly had with Governor Spitzer in graphic, hardcore detail.
”Miss Dupre is smokin’ hot,” said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. ”Hot enough for at least one man to pay $4300 to sleep with her. We think millions of other men will gladly pay $29.95 to vicariously enjoy that experience.”
Ideally the movie will also feature songs by Dupre, who is an aspiring musician. ”Porn soundtracks have traditionally set a very low standard,” Kulkis noted. ”We’re confident that Ms. Dupre’s songs will sweep the music categories at awards time.”
Kick Ass Pictures is no stranger to politics. In 2003 the company ran its contract star Mary Carey for governor of California. And in 2005 Kulkis and Carey had dinner with President Bush.
Kick Ass Pictures is based in Glendale, California and is the only porn company in the world with a ”No Fake Boobs” guarantee on all their movies.
