Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I hope that everybody had a great Thanksgiving Day. Now then, having said that, let us now go directly to the discussion of gorgeous women!
Pornstar Karaoke Club
Tuesday evening, November 13Th, I went to, “Pornstar Karaoke Club,” at Sardo’s Restaurant, in Burbank. Cleopatra of the Nile was hosting the event on this evening in honor of her birthday. Cleo saw to it that I had a seat in her reserved area, so for once, I didn’t have to stand in the peanut gallery with all the looky-loos and wannabes.
While the event always starts at 9 Pm, I was fashionably late, as usual, arriving at 10 Pm. For a couple of good reasons of my own, I didn’t stay until closing time. However, I was there until approximately 1 am.
The people I saw at PSK Club on this evening that I already knew were, Tony Batman, from KSEX, James Bartholet, Gary Gottlieb, from Stiletto Magazine and Liquid Ice energy drink, and Jenny Hendrix. (Jenny remembered me. And, I know she wasn’t just being nice, because she also remembered my name! What a great memory she has considering the fact that we have only met once before, and it was at least three weeks earlier!)
Other people there that I already knew were, Don Hollywood, who has co-starred and directed me in five XXX films, Steve Nelson, my friend, editor-in-chief, and one time co-star in Brooke Hunter’s, “Filthy Old Farts,” Cleopatra of the Nile, of course, Powder, from KSEX, Tee Reel, Craig Valentine, and Internet radio and TV personality, Wankus.
Early in the evening, Steve Nelson introduced me to Savannah Jane, a relatively newcomer to the industry whom I think will go far.
What a sweetheart Savannah Jane is. I already like her immensely. I will have more to say about her later in the column.
Some of the above mentioned people’s websites are: TonyBatman.com, LANiteLife.tv, StilettoMagazine.net, and CleosOasis.com. There seems to be a few other websites under construction, but since they aren’t running yet, I have decided to save space and not list them.
Andi Sue Irwin
Friday evening, November 16Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen’s Club to spend some time with Andi Sue Irwin and to observe her last two shows of the night.
To start her second show, the first that I observed, Andi Sue wore a black dress that was open in the front from the waist down. The dress had long sleeves that ended in hanging triangles of material at the wrists. Additionally, there was also a gold chain hanging loosely from the front of the dress with some sort of a medallion attached in the middle. Beneath the dress, Andi Sue wore a black thong. For footwear, she wore a pair of almost mid-thigh length, black, platform soled, stiletto-heeled boots.
Andi Sue performed this show to Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch,” and other rock numbers, and she ended with a hot candle wax show.
During her last show of the evening, Andi Sue wore a black frock coat like jacket with tails. The jacket was open in the front and tied with two strips of attached material. In addition to the jacket, she wore a pair of long black pants covered with sequins that beautifully reflected the colored stage lights. (I never did figure out what color the sequins were.) the pants had zippers on the outside of the legs to make them easy to remove. Under the pants and jacket, Andi Sue wore a black bikini bra and a black thong. To finish the costume, she wore what appeared to be the same boots she wore during the first show I saw on this evening. If I am correct about the boots, they worked well for both shows.
Andi Sue wore a Penthouse Key necklace during both shows, but then, why not? Andi Sue is a former Penthouse Pet of the Year, after all.
Andi Sue performed this show to rock music and ended it with a lotion bit.
Andi Sue commits reasonably good interaction with the tip rail customers.
Not only is Andi Sue a great looking, very sexy, woman, she is smart, well spoken, has a very good sense of humor, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I can’t think of a single reason for anybody missing an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Andi Sue perform and to meet her in person, so just do it! I do not believe anybody could possibly be disappointed with the experience. And, if there is anybody out there that would not enjoy seeing this beautiful lady performing in the nude, I do not ever want to run into them in a men’s room anywhere!
I still can’t seem to locate an official website for Andi Sue, and I forgot to ask her if she has one. However, an Internet search will turn up photos of, and information about, her.
7Th Heaven Porn Party
Saturday, November 17Th, I drove the 111 miles from my house to the Seventh Heaven Gentlemen’s Club in Coachella, California, to attend the, “Porn Party.”
Earlier in the week, I learned of this event, and the fact that veteran adult film star, Hank Armstrong, recently bought a large interest in the club. (I strongly suspect that the, “Porn Party,” may have originally been Hank’s idea.)
It was a long drive at today’s gasoline prices, but what the heck? I have known Hank for several years, and a good portion of the people that were scheduled to be there are people I consider friends.
Before I go any further, I must warn everybody. Do not trust anything any map feature on the Internet might tell you about the location of this club. The Garmin MapSource MetroGuide North America v6 software I have in my computer and my Garmin StreetPilot c550 GPS both told me that the club would be located about a block north of Interstate 10. Wrong! [Same with Google Maps! -Ed.] When I pulled off the Interstate at the Dillon Road exit, I spotted the T/A Truck Stop and decided to pull in to use the men’s room and to do some price comparisons on DC to AC inverters.
When leaving the truck stop, as I was waiting for traffic to clear, I happened to look across the street. There, shinning brightly, almost straight across the road, was the club! The club is on the south side of the Interstate, not the north side.
Okay, on to the club and the event.
The Seventh Heaven Gentlemen’s Club is an absolute jewel in the desert! It is a beautiful, good-sized, club. It is also very classy looking both on the inside and on the outside. This club has two full bars, and it serves reasonably priced food all the way up to steak dinners. It also has great looking house dancers. In fact, the least good-looking dancer I saw on this night was hotter than a two dollar pistol. And, all of the ladies I had a chance to speak with had sparkling personalities! (If a man weren’t careful, he could easily fall in love in this club!)
Hank told me that the lap dances at the club are only twenty dollars; therefore, if any body is traveling east on I-10, and they want to take a break, and possibly get a good-looking woman on their lap for a couple of minutes pleasure, by all means, stop in and check the club out.
Among the people there for the party, besides myself, were Hank Armstrong, naturally, the Editor-in-Chief and owner of AINews.com, Steve Nelson, and a full house of customers.
Also there were Tommy and Jamie of 2N1 Krew Adult Entertainment and several of their employees. I believe there may have been a few other behind the scenes industry people there that were unknown to me. (Based on something I heard said, I believe 2N1 Krew was responsible for coordinating this event and for all the PR work that went into it.)
There was a pair of long tables set up in the main bar area. Seated at these tables doing signing from approximately 8PM until 2AM were, Michelle Avanti, Courtney Cummz, Erik Everhard, Savannah Jane, who also feature danced two shows, and Shyla Stylez.
For the first show that Savannah Jane performed, she wore a straw cowboy hat, a white tank top and blue denim short-shorts. Beneath the tank top and the shorts, Savannah Jane wore a lacy black bra and a black thong. For footwear, she wore a pair of very light brown cowboy boots.
She performed this show to a combination of country and rock music.
To start her second show, Savannah Jane wore a costume that consisted of a camouflage bra and very small mini-skirt. Under the mini-skirt, she wore a black G-string, and on her feet, she wore the same pair of cowboy boots. And, why not? The boots when well with both costumes, and they appeared to be very soft and comfortable. Savannah Jane opened her second show to, “Welcome to the Jungle,” and followed up with other rock numbers.
I have found Savannah Jane to be a very intelligent and sweet lady with a great sense of humor and a joy to be around.
Savannah Jane is planning to start touring as a feature dance in the very near future; therefore, I would like for everybody, given the opportunity, to get out to a nearby club and show her some love and support. I feel that, with experience, she will become a very good feature. Hey, she already does a reasonably good job on a stage, so she can only get better with time and experience.
ClubSavannahJane.com is in the works at this time. In the meantime, she can be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/SavannahJaneXXX
Though she wasn’t scheduled to do so, Shyla Stylez gave the crowd an extra treat by going on stage and performing a, “Mini-show.” She performed in what she had worn to the event, namely a very sexy white sun dress and a pair of clear plastic, platform-soled, stiletto-heeled shoes. Beneath the dress, Shyla was wearing, absolutely nothing! In fact, Shyla was wearing absolutely nothing beneath her dress when she left her hotel. Now that is my kind of woman!
Shyla performed her abbreviated show to Kid Rock’s, “Cowboy.”
It would seem that Shyla has quite a following in that area. Before her short show was over, about three quarters of the customers had stood up and crowded around the stage.
The tip money flowed, and Shyla showed her appreciation by committing very good interaction with her fans.
To make matters even better, a great-looking house dancer came out onto the stage for a brief girl/girl simulation with Shyla, and were they ever hot!
As I have reported in the past, Shyla Stylez is a very good feature dancer, and nobody should ever miss an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person.
Other websites some people might what to check out are: 2N1Krew.com, CourtneyCummzLive.com, and ShylaStylezXXX.com
One last thing, I was told that the club owners are seriously considering the prospect of having one of these, “Porn Parties,” once a month. So, everybody should keep their eyes and ears open, just in case. If any future parties are so much fun as this one was, they will all be roaring successes!
Alrighty now, that once again brings things to a close for the time being. Let’s all meet back here the next time for more discussion of beautiful, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
