Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. If I had anything to rant about, I’ve forgotten what it was. So, let us immediately begin the discussion of beautiful women. Hang on. Nope, I don’t hear anybody complaining, so let it rip!
Brunette’s Night
Tuesday, March 14Th, I went to Rouge Gentlemen’s Club, in Van Nuys, to observe the sights and sounds of Brunette’s Night which featured Kylee King, Jezebelle Bond, Taryn Thomas, and Jenna Presley in that order. Of course, the evening was topped off with all four ladies taking the stage at the same time in a grand finale. Hell yes, it was hot!
All four ladies are lovely women with great looking all natural bodies and very nice personalities. In fact, Kylee and Jenna were so sweet to me as was Taryn and Jezebelle, and Taryn and Jezebelle both know me. Needless-to-say, this night was my first meeting with Kylee and Jenna.
The ladies’ costumes ranged from simple to somewhat elaborate, and all were quite sexy to gaze upon.
I was more impressed with Kylee’s performance than I might have been once she told me that it was the first time she had ever danced. While I would recommend to Kylee that she spend some time training with an experienced feature dancer or two, I do believe that, with experience gained, she will be a very good feature in her own right. Even though this was the night she lost her dancing virginity, Kylee performed so well as the vast majority of the house dancers I’ve seen over the years, and better than a few features I’ve seen. Also, while she didn’t interact with too many of the customers at the rail, what she did was quite good.
Jezebelle Bond is an experienced feature performer, and her show said it all. Jezebelle gave a very good performance, wearing, but not for long, a very appealing costume, and doing some great pole work! And, her customer interaction was good.
Taryn Thomas has also had some experience feature dancing, and it showed on this night. Taryn performed well, to good music, and wearing a nice and quite sexy costume. Once again, Taryn’s interaction at the tip rail was more than adequate.
Jenna Presley started her show in a costume that ranked somewhere above simple, but not too elaborate or flashy. Her music was good, and her interaction with the tip rail dwellers was quite sexy and somewhat up in your face close and personal.
I myself will go to a club to see all four of these ladies perform in the future given the opportunity, and I would like for all my readers to do the same. I would also like for my readers to begin requesting that their local clubs contact L.a. Direct Models and book all four of the ladies for feature appearances.
Kylee, Jezebelle, Taryn, and Jenna can all be seen at: LADirectModels.com Taryn can also be seen at: TarynThomas.com Jezebelle can also be seen at: ClubJezebelle.com
Oddly enough, there was more talent in the club on this night just hanging out than there was dancing. The other adult entertainers I saw and spoke with were Lisa Ann, Carmella Bing, Hannah Harper, Kaylynn, Shy Love, and Eddie Charisma. I also saw Brooke Haven there, but I never got a chance to speak with her before she disappeared. I also saw a lady that I think was Candy Manson, one I think might have been Courtney Simpson, and I noticed one young lady leaving whom I think might have been Vivian West, but I’m not certain. If it was, I’m very much disappointed that I didn’t realize she was there. I would very much have liked to say hello and get a hug if it was in fact Vivian. There were a few more ladies there whom I believe were industry, but have no idea who they might have been. (Maybe I should print out pictures of every single LADirect lady and take them with me whenever I go to Rouge, especially on these special Tuesday night things. It just might save me a lot of embarrassment, such as when I asked Carmella Bing who she might be and she remembered me and the fact that we met just a couple of weeks ago in the very same club. I wasn’t too pleased with myself when I had to ask Hannah Harper how I knew her, either. I really made a senile ass of myself on that one!)
Nyomi Marcela
Thursday, March 16Th, I started my evening off by going to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to meet Nyomi Marcela for the first time and to catch one of her shows.
While I had been told that Nyomi is a bit shy, she seemed to have no trouble opening up to me, once we begin to speak with each other. The lady struck me as being a very sweet woman who is reasonably intelligent, friendly, and appears to have a good sense of humor.
While Nyomi’s costume for the one show I saw was quite appealing, I’m not certain how I should describe it. At first glance, I would have said that it was the most unusual school girl costume I’ve ever seem. But, after thinking about it for a few days, I believe it was intended to be more of a general teenage girl outfit. The costume consisted of a tight, pink, pull-over sweater style, long sleeved, blouse which stopped one or two inches above Nyomi’s navel, and a nice navel it is. This costume also included the smallest mini-skirt I believe I’ve ever seen. If I remember correctly, Nyomi was wearing white boots. Beneath the outer garments, Nyomi wore what might be generally considered a normal, everyday, yet quite sexy, bra and pantie set.
Nyomi’s musical selection was good, and while I would have liked to see a bit more of it, her interaction with a few randomly selected tip rail patrons was reasonably good.
In my honest opinion, Nyomi performs so well as some of the features I’ve seen, and better that a few.
I believe that Nyomi has a lot of potential to become a great feature performer; therefore, I want all of my readers who might get the opportunity to go to their local clubs to see, meet, and show their support for Nyomi Marcela.
Nyomi told me that her website was still being worked on and that it would be operational in a couple more weeks. However, when I took a look at it, everything seemed to be up and running. Maybe she meant that the members section was still under construction. Anyhoo, check it out at: NyomiMarcela.com Nyomi can also be found on My Space under NyomiMarcela, I believe she said.
Nicki Hunter
After saying goodnight to Nyomi, I raced up to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to finish my evening in the good company of Nicki Hunter and to observe her last show of the evening. (While flying along the Pomona [60] Freeway, I called Nicki to let her know to expect me. It was during this phone conversation I learned that Nicki and Nyomi Marcela are close friends.)
Saturday evening, March 18Th, I returned to the Blue Zebra to observe Nicki’s last two shows of the evening and to spend some more quality time with her. (I love Nicki dearly. She is such a good friend to have and so much fun to be around. Have I ever mentioned what a wild and wonderful woman Nicki is? Well, I have now.)
Since Nicki was in top form Saturday night, I’ll concentrate on this evening, not that she didn’t do an excellent job on Thursday evening, because she did.
Nicki always wears interesting and appealing costumes, and her musical selection is always good and appropriate, as well as her performances always being very entertaining.
Regarding Nicki’s interaction with the customers, she has a tendency to leave the stage to play well with customers out on the floor, and Nicki knows how to play very well!
During her last show of the evening, and I believe she also did it during her second show, Nicki went out onto the floor not once but twice. By the time Nicki had finished her jaunts onto the floor, there were very few customers she had not played with very well!
I suppose Nicki wasn’t all that happy with the fact that the tip rail wasn’t full for her last show, because during her first excursion out onto the club floor, she grabbed customers, chair and all, and pushed them up to the edge of the stage until she had a full rail. (I didn’t hear anybody complaining.)
I didn’t know how much I regretted not being able to get back to the Blue Zebra on Friday night until Nicki told me about the St. Patrick’s Day show she performed for her last show that night. How I wish I could have seen that one!
There isn’t nearly enough space to go into all the details of that show as described to me by Nicki, but I’ll attempt to touch on some parts.
Nicki’s St. Patrick’s Day costume included a green top hat, which she threw to a customer, what Nicki described as horrible looking, green, four leaf clover shaped glasses, which she also threw out to a customer, a Lucky Charms box full of glow-in-the- dark wristbands, green candies, which she tossed into the audience, and a couple of dildos. (She didn’t mention what she did with the dildos, but I can just imagine.) She also came onto the stage with a stuffed Leprechaun doll perched on her shoulder with his arm wrapped around her neck. (He ended up with his arms wrapped around the pole, and his legs wrapped around a little rubber penis. The lucky little guy ended up getting oral from Nicki! That would be the Leprechaun, not a sawed off customer.) All-in-all, it sounded like it was a fantastically fun show!
Nicki Hunter is an absolute must see, and I do not want to ever hear about any of my readers ever passing up an opportunity to go to a club to see and meet Nicki in person. Are any of my readers club owners or managers? If so, book Nicki for your club, now!
Apparently, NickiXXX.com is still having problems. However, Nicki can still be seen at Nicki-Hunter.com
Jenaveve Jolie
Friday, March 17Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to start my evening off by meeting Jenaveve Jolie for the second time and observing one of her shows.
I first met Jenaveve during the 2004 Exotic Dancer Fan Fair tradeshow. Since we only spoke for two or three minutes, I really didn’t remember anything about her, but neither did I remember having any reason to dislike her.
While I missed her first show, I arrived just as Jenaveve was about to wrap up her first signing. After speaking with her for a while, I realized that this hot little Latina, while extremely sexy, is yet one of the sweetest, friendliest, most good humored, and unassuming women I have ever had the extreme pleasure of meeting.
Of course, I stayed for Jenaveve’s second show, and I was impressed, especially since the lady is a relative newcomer to featuring. Jenaveve took the stage in a school girl uniform costume which consisted of a white blouse, a red plaid skirt, and a matching red plaid necktie. Underneath, Jenaveve wore an ordinary looking white bra, if I remember correctly, and a flat shade of red brief style panties, much as one would expect the average teen aged catholic school girl to wear. It made for great fantasy fuel.
Jenaveve’s musical selection was very good and quite appropriate. (I wish I could remember exactly what her first song was. I do remember thinking it was the perfect song to start a school girl show.)
Ms. Jolie performed very well on stage, even doing a little bit of actual dancing. Yes, I have seen several features who performed better than Jenaveve, but one must remember that they were all showgirls with years of experience, and most of them have retired in the last few years. I do believe that, with experience and a little bit of effort, Jenaveve is going to be one of the greatest features around!
By the way, Jenaveve’s interaction with the tip rail dwellers was very good. So good in fact, there is very little room for improvement without being illegal.
I absolutely recommend that none of my readers ever pass up a chance to see Jenaveve perform and to meet her in person. Jenaveve will be performing as a duo with Eva Angelina at the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino March 23rd, 24Th, and 25Th, and I most definitely intend to go see them!
Check Jenaveve out at: ClubJenaveve.com
Mary Carey/Kendra Jade Duo
After catching one of Jenaveve’s shows, I raced back to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch Mary Carey and Kendra Jade’s last duo show of the evening.
Since I have reviewed both Kendra and Mary in the past, and because this column is already getting quite lengthy, I’ll do my best to keep this short.
For the one show I was able to see, Mary was dressed in a costume which was made mainly of furs. However, if there are any animal rights activists reading this, don’t worry. The costume was so small, surely not too many animals had to die to make the costume. For that matter, I’m not all that certain the furs were real.
Kendra’s costume was just as skimpy, and was made from bright red material with a small amount of what appeared to be Native American bead work. (I have to assume the idea was that Kendra and Mary were Native American maidens.)
Mary and Kendra performed very well together, especially their simulated girl/girl action.
Both of these ladies are very friendly, well spoken, good humored, and a lot of fun to chat with. Yes, they both come with my highest recommendations, so, if any of my readers ever get an opportunity to see Kendra and Mary as a duo, or as solo acts, do not allow the opportunity to slip away without taking advantage of it.
Visit Mary at: MaryCarey.com
Ogle Kendra at: KendraJadeOnLine.com
Well now, I do believe that should be more than enough for one week. Everybody stay safe and have a great week.
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
