Hardcore/Wankus Fight a “Go!”

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Source: topprotalent.com

By: Company Press Release

Hardcore/Wankus Fight a

(BURBANK, CA) — in what KSEXradio.com is calling “The Battle of the Diapers: Pampers vs. Depends”, Max Hardcore and Wankus agreed to terms last night, live, during the Wanker Show, for a three round fight, tentatively scheduled for this coming July 4th. Celebrity Porn Boxing, the latest adult industry mainstream concept rip off, is staged as an event that will blow the doors off of Pay-Per-View audiences nation wide.

The full scale boxing extravaganza, actively being promoted by Flashman, has it’s first official confirmation now of a bout, between radio show host ‘Wankus’ of KSEXradio.com, 33, and Max Hardcore, 43, and is currently seeking more contenders. Promoters are hoping more female porn stars will step forward and add their names to the card. Any industry folks interested in getting in the mix, may contact: barryhulagon@topprotalent.com.

The blows began early though, as Wankus and Hardcore went toe to toe, verbally, last night:

Wankus: You gonna be okay if the corner man doesn’t have your ensure at the right temperature Max?

Max: You have a quick tongue, Wankus. Probably the quickest in the biz. But when I pummel you to the matt, what good is it after all?

Wankus: Look at me Max. How many Wankus’ do you see right now? You can’t fight with your coke bottle glasses on and they’re for sure not going to let you bring your cane in the ring?!

Max: Oh boy, I hope you have a good insurance carrier.

Wankus: Tell ya what I’ll do for you Max. After the fight to show my good sportsmanship qualities, I’ll give you a ride home. (Max acknowledged) Yeah, I go by Leisure Village every night after work.

Max: Get your will prepared Wankus.

Wankus: I don’t even know if I can fight you. What if I knock out the line to your Iv? Or God forbid someone is smoking in the arena and your oxygen tank explodes.

Hardcore’s girlfriend, Catalina, challenged Wankus to a side bet whereas if he lost, she would get to fist his bottom. Wankus modified the bet by saying, “I will let you put on a strap on and pound me hard if I lose. But if I win, you need to let me have a private, lustful, off-camera night with you.” Catalina wouldn’t take the bet. Wankus tried to fine-tune it further by offering, “how about if I win, you give me head, on camera, and you can use the footage for what you like?” To no avail. In the mindset of a smart businesswoman, Catalina would not agree to any scene without pay.

Hardcore and Wankus agreed to a formal press conference as soon as contracts are presented and the legitimacy of the event is founded.

Info: barryhulagon@topprotalent.com

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