Source: Adult Industry News
By: Antonia
Ho! Ho! Ho! Happy New Year my wild ‘n’ wacky readers! Hope that Santa was good to everyone who was both naughty and nice. Let’s hope that the New Year brings peace and prosperity to all of you. (Unless of course your initials are OBL then in that case we are holding a spot for you in an upcoming snuff film in which you will be the featured player.) So shall we take a peek inside the electronic mail bag?
The first note comes from someone who is bowing to the East in search of erotic enlightenment.
Hi – I’m looking for information on a Porn star – Joo Min Lee – that appeared in Pierre Woodsman’s Tower series. Just trying to find out what else she’s appeared in etc. figured you guys might know something? Any leads?
Thanks & regards,
Don
Dear Don,
Unfortunately it seems that the only work the luscious beauty has appeared in is the Tower series. You can see excellent photos of this lotus flower by clicking the URL below.
www.toyboxxx.com/pornstars/1906.htm
Let’s hope that this Asian Goddess returns to jizz biz very soon!
This next horny individual doing his part to improve race relations:
John at (address redacted)@hotmail.com wrote the following….
Hi, I was wondering if you could help me. I have seen some amazing pics and mpeg’s of the brunette/blonde girl in action on a few different sites but I can never seem to find out her name so I could look her up and buy some of her videos.
She appears in the URL below in an interracial gangbang.
If possible could you tell me her name, if not, thanks anyway.
Yes darling, I have a dream and her name is Envy and you can see more of her by visiting videos.videoserotism.com/white_sluts/2/index022.htm
Happy Martin Luther King Day!
When I was a kid we used to make fun of girls who wore school uniforms and patent leather shoes. Here’s why:
From: “paul” (address redacted)@clear.net.nz>
To: <antonia@ainews.com>
Subject: dream girl
Hi Antonia
You sound like a switched on lady (Gee Thanks!), I have this unusual problem of living next door to this very sexy schoolgirl who looks dream in her school uniform, I took a chance and told her so, and said I would love to fuck her one day when she got home from school, she looked shocked, but 2 days later she asked me when did I want to fuck her, I told her we must wait until my wife is out of town, she said she cannot stop thinking about us fucking, and wants me to pick her up on the way home from School so we can do it in my car, she is every man’s dream, Antonia, should I fuck the little slut?
Love and xxxxxxxxxxxx Paulo
Paulo my love you have quite an imagination! Have you thought about a career in creative writing? If what you are saying is true then you must first find out what the *age of consent* is in your part of the world. Then, *if she is of age* you must follow the following criteria:
See if she is wearing black patent leather Mary Jane’s, if so look closely to see if she is not wearing panties. If that is an affirmative then you have a green light to indulge in some schoolyard sports. Hope you can keep up!
PS: Will you spank her with a yardstick or are you guys on the Metric System?
Finally, we need to clear the air about a few things:
Andrew (address redacted) wrote:
Dear Antonia,
I heard that my favorite performer Rubee Tuesday is in jail for stalking a former boyfriend. Is this true?
By the way, You Rock!
Andy
Thanks for the compliment sweetie the answer to your question is:
Absolutely not! The woman in jail as a result of a stalking incident is called RUBY Tuesday, spelled with a Y who is a dancer and wrestler. According to a report in the Los Angeles Times Ms. Tuesday was arrested and remains incarcerated on suspicion of allegedly cyber stalking a former lover. Adult Industry News plans to report on these controversial events. My sexy readers can count on this column to provide unbiased and thorough coverage.
Stay tuned.
On the other hand RUBEE Tuesday is a friend of AINews and it’s Editor (the stud muffin Mr. Steve Nelson) and has nothing to do with those unfortunate events. She is alive and well and you can see her sexxxy talents featured in the latest installment of “Office Sluts”. Wow, take a letter please Miss Rubee!
Okay guys I’m signing off, till next time, keep those hot and horny letters cumming!
With Love,
Antonia
