Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here, again. At this particular moment, I don’t have anything to speak about other than to discuss beautiful women. So, why are we wasting time? Let us get to it, like right now!
Belladonna
Thursday, October 13th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to catch Belladonna’s first show of the evening and to say hello.
Belladonna is a very sexy lady with a nice looking, all natural body! She is nice, friendly, has a great sense of humor, and is a good conversationalist. Also, she loves meeting her fans, especially the ones who treat her so nicely as she treats them. But then, isn’t that the way it should always be? A long time ago, I got really tired of the cretins who think that just because a lady works in adult films and/or takes her clothes off on stage for a living they can treat said lady any old disgusting way they chose!
While Belladonna’s costumes tend to be generally somewhat simple, they are never-the-less quite sexy. Her stage performances are so good as many of the features I’ve seen over the years. Belladonna’s musical selection is always good, and she interacts reasonably well with the tip rail patrons.
I do recommend that any of my readers who should get a chance to see BellaDonna perform and meet her in person not allow the opportunity to pass them by.
Belladonna can be checked out at: EnterBelladonna.com
Puma Swede
After leaving the L. A. Rhino, I raced down to the Rio Gentleman’s Club to see and meet Puma Swede for the first time, and I was impressed!
At five feet, ten inches, one could say that this blonde Swedish beauty is taller than the average woman! Puma is a pretty, slender woman with large breasts. I feel absolutely safe in saying that Sweden’s loss is most definitely America’s gain!
For the one show I saw, Puma wore a costume which was quite colorful as well as very sexy! Puma performed very well on stage, her musical selection was quite good, and her interaction with the customers was excellent.
Puma is intelligent, sweet, friendly, has a great sense of humor, and is a world of fun to chat with! Also, Puma truly enjoys meeting her fans.
If any of my readers were to get a chance to see Puma Swede perform and to meet her in person, I highly recommend that they take advantage of the opportunity. She is well worth a long drive to any club.
Puma can be seen at: PumaSwede.com
Stephanie Swift
Saturday, October 15th, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with my dear friend, Stephanie Swift.
Since I haven’t reviewed Steph for quite a while, I’ll refresh my readers’ memories. Steph is a nice looking woman with a very nice looking, all natural body. (I’m especially fond of her posterior region. But then, I love Steph like a family member, so nothing beyond her very sweet personality is all that important to me. Okay, so color me insane, if anybody is inclined to do so.)
Steph’s costumes range from cute to very sexy, and her musical selection is always nice and quite appropriate for her shows. Also, Steph performs on stage so well as the vast majority of the features I’ve seen, and her interaction with the tip rail customers is very good!
I sometimes tend to think that spending time with Steph during her signing may be so much fun as watching her shows! She is very smart, extremely sweet, friendly, and, when treated like the lady she is, she can be quite a lot of fun to chat with. Steph can be very funny, and she can intelligently converse on almost any subject. (If anybody doubts that Steph can be funny, they should find a copy of her film entitled, “The Pushover,” watch it in its entirety, then re-think their opinion.)
If anybody were to get a chance to see and meet Stephanie Swift in person, I highly recommend that they do so. In my book, Steph is an absolute must see!
Stephanie can be seen at: StephanieSwift.com
During this particular evening, I met Bunny. Or is it spelled Bunni, or Bunnie? I don’t know, and I forgot to ask her about the spelling, so give me a break. What do you people expect from a red-necked, Cherokee rebel, an education? Okay, so I do have somewhat of an education.
I also saw Catalina, whom I had already met several weeks ago. Another lady I met for the first time was Taylor. Taylor has danced from Miami, Florida, to, obviously, Van Nuys, California. At twenty-six years of age, Taylor looks to be about the age of seventeen or eighteen.
Another lovely young woman I saw and spoke with this evening was Jersey, whom I know from the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret and the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino. I had to ask if she was the same Jersey I knew. She has trimmed down noticeably, and her hair is considerably longer, and is she ever looking good!
Jersey performs on stage so well as a good number of the features I’ve seen, and she does excellent pole work. In fact, I’ve seen very few dancers who can work the pole any better than Jersey!
Jersey is a finalist for the Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year 2006, and she most definitely has my vote. In fact, if I were a judge there would be no reason, other than the club making some extra money, to even bother holding the finals!
If any of my readers ever find themselves inside of the Van Nuys Rhino, look for these four beautiful ladies, say hello, and possibly buy a few dances from them. I don’t believe anybody would be disappointed!
On the way to the club this night, I was monkeying around with my car radio, and I can across Wayne Resnick’s show on KFI, so I listened for a while. Because of this, I had the misfortune to hear his take on strip clubs and the people who go to the clubs.
He started off okay, when he spoke about how the Los Angeles City Council seems to have forgotten what happened the last time they attempted to pass and enforce a dancer separation ordinance. But then, he began to quote the same misinformed crap that the council members of various cities spout about dirty condoms and empty beer and booze bottles in the club’s parking lots.
He also spouted off at the mouth about how he thinks that any men that go to the clubs in groups are latent, women hating homosexuals who enjoy watching women who have had breast augmentation, etc. making them, “Cartoon caricatures of female pulchritude,” dance because it justifies their hatred of women in general. Now granted, I can not remember word for word exactly what this jerk said, but this is the general idea. He insinuated that many of the men who go to the clubs are closet queens, and that all strippers have undergone various forms of plastic surgery, and that they wear their makeup so heavily they look like clowns!
In closing, I think that anybody who reads this column should call the KFI radio station and pitch a bitch about this uninformed loud mouth’s take on the clubs last night, October 15th!
[Here are the numbers and the email of the programming dept: -Ed.]
Business Office: (818) 559-2252
KFI News: (323) CALL-KFI OR (323) 225-5534
Listener Line: (800) 520-1KFI or (800) 520-1534
Until next week, everybody stay safe, and have a great week.
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
