Source: Ask Antonia Anything
By: Antonia
Greetings once again to my sexy readers!!! It is I, Antonia your love doctor back from a whirlwind tour of Canada. What a great country! The air is clean, the people are hot and natural beauty abounds everywhere.
I want to thank you all for the tons of questions you have been emailing me. I am trying my best to answer each and every one personally. If you don´t get a response right away do not get discouraged. You see, I research each and every question personally to ensure the accuracy of my reporting to make sure you get the right information.
As usual the bulk of the questions are from young men wanting to break into the industry.
It seems that everyone is 19 and well hung. What is this a conspiracy? I think it would be most refreshing to get an email from someone claiming to be a dead ringer for Ron Jeremy or even Steve Buscemi. C´mon guys where are you?
So to recap- To get into a reputable shoot you must get with a reputable Agent, and that would be Uber-Agent Jim South of World Modeling 818 986 4316. Good Luck!
A lot of emails have also been from sexy couples wanting to try their talent before the camera. Here is one of my favorites-
James at [address redacted]@aol.com wrote the following….
“My wife is very interested in the adult video industry…she is interested in working as maybe a fluffer and then working her way into starring in a film…can you tell me how she could get into this or who she can talk to about it…she is also wondering how much fluffers make…please respond with any information or links you may have…thank you.”
James my dear you are one lucky fellow, sounds like she’s got a good head on her shoulders. When she comes up for air, give her the number mentioned above.
From: “Kevin J. McMahon” <kevin@[address redacted].com>
“Hello Antonia,
We are a 32 y/o couple that is looking to get into porn. I currently make commercials and would like to either direct or produce, maybe star. My wife wants to act, but is very nervous. What would you suggest?”
Wow what a turn on! It sounds like what she lacks in experience she will compensate with enthusiasm. My suggestion to you is that you make a few home movies with her as practice. You have the advantage of already working behind the camera so that will be a big help. Perhaps if she has an exhibitionist streak -which it sounds like she does- have her start by self pleasuring before the camera. Be sure to complement her and guide her as she is doing so to get her relaxed and in the mood. Get her to talk about her fantasies and turn ons and… well, I better stop my eyes are starting to water. So you know the drill, then once you have made a demo you can contact the number mentioned above.
…Then there are the couples who just want to have fun-
Aristotle[address redacted]@yahoo.com wrote the following….
“Where can my wife find sensual and romantic adult movies, unlike most of the hardcore stuff available?”
Oh wise and noble hemlock drinker you must have Mrs. A check out anything that has the name Andrew Blake or Blake’s Girls on the jacket cover. In my opinion they make the best of a genre I personally dubbed “Chick-Flick Porn” you know, soft lighting neat camera angles, cool sets and costumes. It’s as if Merchant Ivory set up shop in the Valley.
Enjoy!
And then there is this nugget-
From: ken <[address redacted]@coolnet.net>
What is the best way to shave a pussy without hurting it, electric or blades? What kind of blades work best?
Regards
Ken, one could write volumes on this subject, but this is an advice column not a Beauty College. So I will keep it simple. Before you pick up that razor you must prep the area to be shaved. Just like you prep your own beard -I hope- so must you hers. Try sitting in a Sauna or a Hot Tub before to get the hairs to stand up. Then I would recommend trimming the longer hairs first with a round point scissors. Once you have clipped it down close you may proceed with the shave. I personally do not like electric razors, too noisy! I would recommend a triple blade razor with a floating head. And ALWAYS shave in the direction of the hair growth, this way you will avoid ingrown hairs and shaving bumps. You will also avoid a very pissed off pussy. For shaving cream I would recommend something with aloe vera for sensitive skin, and keep it away from the delicate skin of the labia. Finally when you are done apply some aloe vera lotion or splash on a bit of witch hazel but most of the time your tongue works best.
I have also gotten a lot of letters from people looking for a career change, for example-
James at [address redacted]@hotmail.com wrote the following….
“My name is JIM and I would like to know if you have any positions open for a Production Mgr./Location Mgr.. I have been working in the non-adult industry for over 8yrs. I am looking to join the adult industry as work has slowed down. If you can give me any information or location where I can find addresses and phone numbers.”
Jim, a lot of people with your background have found themselves in a similar situation. It is quite commonplace for crewmembers in mainstream entertainment to find themselves travelling over the hill to the San Fernando Valley to moonlight in the Adult Arena, In fact there is a euphemism in Tinsel Town for someone who is doing just that to be working ïn the Valley¨, My suggestion to you is to purchase a copy of the ¨Very Blue Book¨available thru this site. It has a very comprehensive list of Production Companies in the Valley.
Does Jerry Bruckheimer know about this?
Josh H******* – no kidding – at [definitely had to redact this address]@hotmail.com wrote the following….
“I was wondering if you have heard of The American Bukkake xIII, I am thinking of potentially auditioning and I wanted to know some details of the event, if you have heard them.”
Wow, I guess his career really did bomb with Pearl Harbor. Josh if you are tired of having the Japanese drop loads on you, then why not drop a load like the Japanese. The experts to contact in this area would be the amazing Mr. Jim Powers who does the American series his number is 818-772-9590. If you are interested in experiencing the Zen of Bukkake then the person to contact is Lucky Star who coordinates talent for the Japanese series and the contact number is 323-449-1020.
Josh, see YOU in the Valley!
Now we turn to our readers from around the world-
Ipeleng at [address redacted]@mighty.co.za wrote the following….
“Who can I contact if I want to make a porn movie in South Africa?”
Ippy my dear I do not know what genre of film you were interested in producing but I went to several search engines and the only South Africa specific site I could find was www.gaynet.co.za/gauteng Cry the beloved Country! Not that there is anything wrong with that!
And for all you Tantrikas out there check this out-
gula at [address redacted]@melsa.net.id wrote the following….
“Hi, could you help me by providing information on adult entertainment in Indonesia? Thanks!”
Gula go to this site webalias.com/porntemple it is Awesome! After a few hours cruising this site my pussy had to take a cigarette break.
As an FYI to those interested in exploring Porn around the world, I would like to recommend a webportal awesomeporn.com/signup.bhtml Just sign up and enter the country of your choice and up comes the low down on the cummings and goings in that part of the world. I personally plan to explore the possibilities of Erotic Yak Butter Wrestling in Outer Mongolia.
Finally there is this-
James Gregory at [address redacted]@hotmail.com wrote the following….
“Please tell me when is the next adult video awards show going to be held on the east
Coast?”
James this is your lucky day, I have been in contact with our East Coast guru Dirty Bob who says the following-
“There is the annual East Coast Video Show in early October of each year at Atlantic City. There is also the upcoming 9th annual TAMPA SHOW (see www.tampashow.com ) and more!
-D.B.”
Thank you Dirty Bob!
And thank you all for the sexxxy emails, keep-em cumming!!
Oxoxoxoxo
Antonia
