Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I think I had something I was going to open this column with, but once again, I can not for the life of me remember what it might have been. So, let us go directly to the discussion of beautiful, sexy, women!
Natalie Ocean
Wednesday evening, November 15Th, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to observe one of Natalie Ocean’s shows and to say hello.
Natalie is a lovely woman who is very friendly, well spoken, has a very sexy body, a good sense of humor, and she enjoys meeting her fans.
In the last year and approximately four months since I last saw Natalie dance in a club, her performing has vastly improved, and I thought she did a good job the first time I ever saw her. I can safely say that Natalie has been putting her gained experience to good use!
Natalie has become an excellent stage performer. Her musical selection for each individual show is very well chosen, and her costumes look very good, especially after they have come off on her and are lying on the stage floor!
The one show I observed on this evening was very much like an old time burlesque routine, both in the performance and in Natalie’s costume.
Her costume for this particular show was very much like something Gypsy Rose Lee or any of the other old time greats would have worn onto a stage. It consisted of a skin tight, floor length gown, a large hat, and a black boa.
I don’t know whether it was the lighting in the club, or my poor tired, sleep deprived eyes, but to save my soul I can not say what color that gown was. It appeared to be somewhere between a medium tan and a very light brown. As for the shoes Natalie worn with this particular costume, I do not have a clue. I was so busy admiring the way that gown molded itself to Natalie’s gorgeous buns, I never once looked at her shoes. What can I say? I do not have a shoe fetish, so give me a break. (of course, once Natalie was down to her G-string, I certainly wasn’t going to be distracted by her feet! I’m not into feet, either.)
Speaking of Natalie getting down to her G-string, once she had done so, she produced two large fans made of big, black, feathers and proceeded to do an old fashioned Sally Rand style fan dance. Then, to end the show, Natalie played a game of cooter ball with the customers with pictures of herself for prizes.
It is my honest opinion that Natalie Ocean is well worth the drive to any club located within two or three hundred miles to see her perform and to meet her in person. In fact, I’ll go one step farther and say that Natalie is rapidly becoming an absolute must see!
Check Natalie out at: NatalieOcean.com
Katie Morgan
Thursday, November 16Th, I drove to Phoenix, Arizona, checked into a motel, then went to Pancho’s Mexican Buffet and pigged out, as always. After properly stuffing myself to the gills, I drove down to Tens Showclub, in Tucson, to say hello to Katie Morgan and to observe both of her shows.
For various reasons, I didn’t get to the club until Katie was halfway through her first of two shows that evening, so I can’t say much of anything about the costume she had been wearing. About all I can say is that it appeared to be rather small and for the most part black. However, Katie looks very good in nothing but a G-string!
For her second show of the evening, Katie came onto the stage wearing one of the most interesting school girl outfits I have ever seen. Rather than the run of the mill Catholic school girl sort of a costume, this one was more of a private girl’s boarding school uniform complete with a tie and a blazer.
Katie chose her music for both of these shows very well. Also, Katie is a very good performer, especially for a lady who is just starting out. I’m not certain, but based on something Katie said to me during the evening, and the fact that she had not started to feature dance yet when I ran into her during the evening of the Exotic Dancer Awards Show, I have a feeling that this was only her second booking as a feature. However, one could never tell by looking. Katie performed as if she had been doing it for a couple of years!
Katie’s interaction with the customers was excellent. It was especially good with me, since she had met me a couple of time before and remembered me.
While I’m thinking of it, I should mention that the stage set up at Tens Showclub is unlike anything I’ve ever seen before in that there is no tip rail area. There were a couple of tables sitting very close to the edge of the stage on either side, but unlike all the other clubs I’ve been in, there really wasn’t any seating at the edge of the stage. Instead, the customers would approach the front of the stage, hold out their tips, or in some cases drop their tips onto the stage floor, and Katie would come over to play with them and accept their tips.
Katie Morgan is a very pretty woman with a great looking body and long, blonde, hair. She is extremely friendly, smart, very articulate, and has a very bubbly, happy-go-lucky personality. Also, Katie truly loves to meet her fans.
May I suggest that everybody begin the process of driving the owners and managers of their local clubs crazy until they book Katie Morgan to feature at said club? And, if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Katie perform and to meet her in person, do not allow said opportunity to slip away. I do not believe anybody in their right mind would be disappointed by the experience!
Katie can be visited at: TheKatieMorgan.com
After saying goodnight to Katie, I returned to Phoenix and hit the hay for some much needed sleep. Unfortunately, I didn’t manage to get so much sleep as I had hoped for, which took its toll. More details to follow.
Tens Showclub
I would like to speak a bit about Tens Showclub. I found this club to be quite appealing.
The club employees were all very friendly and charming. Two different male employees had shaken my hand, said hello, welcomed me to the club, and told me that if I needed anything at all to let me know right away, before I had even made my way into the main room!
I would especially like to give kudos to an employee I chatted with several times during the evening. I believe his name was Melvin, if I remember correctly.
When, during the evening, I wanted to speak with the Dj, I was cordially ushered up to the Dj booth as if I owned the place!
All the house dancers were very attractive and quite sexy young women. Even the waitresses were hot!
The club itself is decorated somewhat like an eighties disco club, almost psychedelic looking in fact.
All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed my time spent at Tens Showclub, and I look forward to returning someday in the not too distant future. So, if anybody were to find themselves in Tucson, Arizona, some evening with time to kill, they should find their way to Tens Showclub for some fun and relaxation.
I know very well that I explored a website for the Tucson Tens Showclub several weeks ago, but now, try as I might, I can not relocate the site. And, after hours of searching, I have reason to believe that the site may no longer exist. Maybe somebody else will have better luck.
P.A.W. Funraiser
Friday and Saturday nights, November 17Th and 18Th, I attended the P.A.W. (Protecting Adult Welfare) Funraiser, which was hosted by, and held at, Stevi Secret’s Nude Cabaret. (No, I did not misspell, “Fund Raiser.” Bill Margold obviously likes to have a little bit of fun with the creation of titles.)
Some of the adult industry talent that took part in Friday night’s festivities were: Shavonna, Caroline Pierce, Bethany Sweet, Felix Vicious, Sunny Lane, Stevi Secret, Steve Nelson, Uncle Lanny, myself, and the legendary Bill Margold.
Also, I met Mya of MyaMayes.com in the parking lot. For whatever reason, unless I somehow overlooked something, Mya never entered the club, and to the best of my knowledge she was not on the list of talent that was suppose to be there. Hopefully, if there will be a P.A.W. event held at Stevi’s club next year, Mya will be on the talent roster. Better yet, maybe she will not only be there, but maybe she will choose to perform. I for one would love to see her live in all her natural glory. What can I say? Mya is a good looking woman!
Friday night, Caroline, Bethany, and Sunny all performed stage shows.
Caroline should be a touring feature. She performs so good as the vast majority of the features in the industry today. She is also quite sexy and somewhat exotic looking with long black hair, brown eyes, when she isn’t wearing colored contacts, and a hot looking body!
Just to show what a great personality Caroline has, allow me to tell a short story. Saturday night, I was standing with my arm around Caroline’s waist and chatting with her. At one point, I made a wise crack about how I probably should turn her loose and go on about my business before I gave in to the temptation to give her a loving pat on her great looking buns. Caroline responded by smiling at me and saying, “If you want to grab my ass, all you have to do is ask.” I asked, then spent the next few minutes having a blast playing with the aforementioned great buns! Thank you, Caroline, for making my night a memorable one!
I recently wrote a glowing review of Sunny Lane’s performance at the North Hollywood Deja Vu club. Well, on this night she did just so good if not better! Sunny is a very good performer and her interaction with the tip rail customers is up in your face personal, and she does an excellent job of it!
I can hardly wait for Sunny to start touring as a feature full time. She will be one of the best features around, and I’m certain she will be loved by one and all!
Until a person meets Sunny Lane, they will not be able to believe what a great and wonderful personality she has. And, if a person has Sunny as a personal friend, they have one of the sweetest, most wonderful, caring, loving, friends in the world! Yes, I’ll admit it. I am extremely biased when it comes to Sunny. I love her more than Cajun food, and anybody who knows my eating habits should know how much I love Sunny. I could go on for days talking about what a wonderful woman Sunny is, but I won’t, at least not at this time.
Bethany Sweet’s shows were quite similar to those of an old time burlesque queen, mainly because of her costumes. Many of Bethany’s costumes are very much like the costumes from the golden age of burlesque right down to the tasseled pasties she wears over her nipples, but not for long, thank goodness.
Bethany is a very good feature dancer. Her performances are always entertaining, and her interaction with the customers is very good.
Shavonna and Felix Vicious did not perform. They signed autographs, sold their merchandise and Polaroids, and donated the money to P.A.W.
Bill Margold M.C.ed the event, and Stevi Secret ran her pretty butt off coordinating everything and making certain that all things ran smoothly, and a great job of it she did! Steve Nelson, Uncle Lanny and I were there primarily to cover the event and to look good(?).
Saturday night, November 18Th, I again attended the P.A.W. Funraiser at Stevi Secret’s Nude Cabaret.
This night went pretty much the same as Friday night with the exception of Porsche Lynn adding herself to the mix for several hours. Unfortunately for all of us, Porsche did not perform. Rather she spent her time signing autographs, selling her merchandise and Polaroids and, of course, donating the proceeds to P.A.W.
One of the highlights of both nights was the lingerie actions. At different times during each evening, Sunny Lane, Caroline Pierce, and Bethany Sweet would go onto the stage and model a pair of extremely sexy panties. Then, Bill Margold would auction off the panties. The person with the winning bid would then get to go onto the stage and remove their prize with only their teeth! They were not allowed to use their hands, and the ladies were not allowed to help them. This made for a lot of fun and laughs. Plus, the winning bidders quite obviously had a blast removing their prizes from the fantastic bodies of Sunny, Caroline, and Bethany.
I jumped into my car and started the long drive home at 2:30 Sunday morning with the intention of getting home, taking a nap for a few hours, then attending Glamourcon 40. Unfortunately, by the time I got home, considering all the expected sleep I was not allowed to get over the weekend, I was so beat, I went to sleep and did not wake up until approximately four and a half hours after Glamourcon 40 had ended. Oh well, maybe things will work out better next spring.
Okay, that is all for now. Everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
