Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. If I had anything to open with this week, it has taken me so long to finish this column I have completely forgotten what it might have been. So, I suppose the best thing to do is to go straight to the discussion of beautiful, sexy, and delightfully nude women!
So, let’s do it, right now! Oh, I just thought of one thing. I see that Alana Evans has put out a call for nice looking young men between the ages of eighteen and twenty-one for some adult film project she is planning. [Story linked in the box to the right.] I have plenty of Id, time on my hands, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve signed a model release and I would be happy to go to the A.I.M. clinic and get a test. Unfortunately, I will have to live another five decades and five years before I’ll be between eighteen and twenty-one again, and by then, I seriously doubt that I will be all that good looking! Okay now theny, let’s talk about my ladies.
Carmella Bing
Thursday, May 4Th, I drove to Rouge Gentlemen’s Club to spend some quality time hanging out with one of my newest friends, Carmella Bing, and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
I recently reviewed Carmella when she took part, along with Trina Michaels, Ava Ramone, and Candy Manson, in the special, “Busty Beauties Night,” at Rouge on Tuesday, February 21st; therefore, this can be considered somewhat of an update to that review.
I have found Carmella to be a nice, friendly, easy to speak with woman. Also, she is a lovely lady with a great looking body!
To date, Carmella’s costumes, while not all that elaborate, have been quite appealing, even more so after they are lying on the stage floor.
Carmella selects good, appropriate music for her shows. She performs on stage so well as many of the features I’ve seen over the last few years, and better than some. Additionally, she interacts with the tip rail denizens reasonably well.
At one point in the evening, I did advise her to get a bit more up close and personal with at least a few randomly selected customers. She said, in so many words, that she was way ahead of me. However, she said that given the very dim lighting in the club, and the fact that she was dancing in nine inch high heels, she didn’t want to get that close to the edges of the stage. She felt that the risk of serious injury just wasn’t worth a buck here and there, and I could do nothing but agree with her. Because of several things, including the basketball playoffs, the crowd was really lacking in numbers, plus, most of the few fans who were there weren’t tipping all that well.
I have since learned that it was bad the entire weekend. I feel really bad for Carmella, and I truly wish there were something I could do about it. The lady spent approximately one thousand dollars procuring DVD copies of some of her movies, copies of some of her magazines, and copies of her 8’X10’s, and she managed to sell virtually nothing. And, it is my understanding that the next two nights weren’t really any better. That is just simply wrong. Come on people, if you enjoy seeing the features perform, do a little something to support them. They are trying to earn the best living they can. They are not charity organizations, for God’s sake!
If any of my readers ever get a chance to see Carmella Bing perform and to meet her in person, do so. She is well worth taking a look at. And if any of my readers do ever see Carmella performing in person, buy something damn it! Nobody has to adopt her. Just purchase a Polaroid, 8X10, DVD, something! If I myself had known what a lousy crowd Carmella was going to have all three nights, I would have said, “What the Hell” and would have bought one of her movies, even though I really couldn’t afford it at the time.
As selfish of me as it now seems, the lousy turnout was somewhat of a blessing for me. As it turned out, Kylee King and Jezebelle Bond, were there with Carmella that Thursday night, and since nobody was bothering to come over to buy anything, the three ladies and I sat around joking and chatting with each other between shows. Of course, as much fun as that was for me, I would have happily stepped aside to allow other customers access to Carmella, had any of them come over to give the lady some support.
I can not find a website for Carmella, and for some reason, her pictures have disappeared from the L. A. Direct Models website. However, all one has to do is to conduct an Internet search for Carmella, and they will find some good pictures of her.
Exotica
Friday afternoon, May 5Th, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to observe Exotica’s matinee show, and to speak with her at length. She and I hung out the laundry, so to speak, and everything came up smelling like roses, which I am quite happy about.
Since I have reviewed Exotica several times now, and because I am rapidly running out of time, I will simply say that she is one of the best features currently be found anywhere. Her music is always very good, her costumes range for somewhat simply yet sexy, to very beautiful and quite elaborate. She is an excellent performer, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is off the charts.
If any of my readers ever get an opportunity to see Exotica perform and to meet her in person, do not miss the boat!
Check this super hot lady out at: SpicyExotica.com
Aurora Snow
After saying goodbye to Exotica, I raced back to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch Aurora Snow’s matinee at 4:00 Pm.
Once again, since I have just recently reviewed Aurora, I’ll keep this a simple update.
Aurora is a sexy young woman with a very nice body. She is very sweet, friendly, and fun to chat with. In a nutshell, Aurora is personality plus!
Aurora’s musical selection is always good, her costumes are always sexy and interesting, she performs well, and her interaction with the tip rail inhabitants is good.
Every time I’ve seen Aurora dance, she has gotten better with experience. One would never guess that she just recently began seriously feature dancing.
I highly recommend that my reader not ever pass up an opportunity to see this young woman perform and to meet her in person. I do not believe they will be disappointed!
Take a good long look at Aurora at: AuroraSnow.com
Jennifer Steele
Once Aurora and I had finished speaking, I once again made like a speed demon on my way down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to observe one of Jennifer Steele’s shows.
Here we go again. Since I have reviewed Jennifer, in the past, I will simply do a bit of an update.
Jennifer is a very good feature performer and well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person!
Just to give my readers an idea of how good a feature Jennifer is, often times, during Jennifer’s shows, she will play with fire. She has even been known to do some fire breathing tricks during some of her shows.
During Jennifer’s introductions, the DJ will announce that Jennifer was the first adult film star to ever breathe fire while receiving anal intercourse. (Those weren’t his exact words, but I’m attempting to keep things socially exceptable.) During her introduction for this particular show,I found myself sitting there thinking, “I’ll bet she is the only adult film star who has ever done that.” If anybody out there knows of any other woman, or even a man for that matter, who has breathed fire during anal sex, please let me know. After all, I do have a somewhat morbid curiosity at times, and this is one of those times.
Visit Jennifer at: JenniferSteele.com
Hannah Harper
I had originally planned to drive out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Hannah Harper and to observe all of her shows Saturday night, May 6Th, but I made the mistake of turning on my computer, and the next thing I knew, it was getting too late to make the effort. Then, I decided that I would go back to Rouge and spend some more time with Carmella Bing, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized how tired and sleepy I was becoming. There is nothing that will damped a person’s well thought out plans for an evening on the town better than the thought of falling asleep behind the wheel of a vehicle traveling at night time California speeds and killing themselves! (For anybody reading this who does not live in the Los Angeles area, it is generally impossible to drive at a high rate of speed on the Los Angeles freeways before around midnight, especially on a Friday or Saturday night. Not only are there hundreds of thousands of people out driving around at any given moment, between 4 Am and midnight, seven days a week, here in the Los Angeles area, but a large number of them aren’t capable of driving a toothpick up their butts with a sledgehammer, much less operating a motor vehicle of any type!
Now let us get back to Hannah. I have seen Hannah perform several times now, and I can highly recommend a trip to a nearby club to see this gorgeous British import perform and to meet her in person. Plus, Hannah is one of the sweetest ladies I know!
Hannah can be seen at: HannahHarper.net and also at: LADirectModels.com
Okay good people, I believe that will be a wrap for this week. Everybody stay safe and have a fantastic week!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
