Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here.
I heard a good one on the radio coming home from a club. It seems that the cheer leading coach at East Tennessee State University kicked a young woman off of the cheer leading squad because it was discovered that she was working as a waitress at a Hooters restaurant. The coach deemed that being a waitress at Hooters was not an acceptable type of employment for a cheerleader, who, by the way, shows more jumping around in her cheerleader’s uniform than she does in her Hooters uniform. I suppose it is a good thing the woman wasn’t stripping to pay for her education. She might have been tarred and feathered. My God, it is 2006! Aren’t people ever going to learn to mind their own damned business and stop trying to legislate morality?!
Oh well, let us now speak of beautiful women.
Dee
Thursday, March 2nd, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to catch Dee’s first show of the evening, say hello, and get a few hugs.
For the one show I saw, Dee wore a quite sexy variation of a Girl Scout uniform. Once she had removed the skirt and blouse, she revealed regular underwear rather than the usual flashy, sparkly, bikini style undergarments one usually sees on a dancer. Dee and I have spoken about how she puts together her costumes twice now. She feels it would ruin the fantasy for a lot of customers to see a school girl, Girl Scout, etc., remove her uniform to reveal an exotic dancer’s costume underneath, and I tend to agree.
Let’s face it, when a school girl gets home and takes off her uniform, is she going to be wearing bikini style underwear covered in sequins and fake jewels, or how about a Girl Scout who comes home after selling Girl Scout cookies? I think not.
I did mention to Dee that, while the bra was like one that many teenaged girls might wear, I didn’t think that a Girl Scout was too likely to be sporting T-back panties that exposed one hundred percent of her buns. Dee responded, “These days, you never know.” Once again, I couldn’t disagree with her.
Let’s get back to the show. Dee’s performance was quite hot and entertaining, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons was excellent. She has come a very long way with her stage performing skills since I observed her debut feature performance at the Rialto Spearmint Rhino the evening of Thursday, August 26, 2004. In fact, by the time Dee had finished the show, I had come to the conclusion that she could sell me a couple of boxes of her cookies anytime she likes. In fact, I don’t even care if they are packaged. Oops, that’s an entirely different subject, is it not?
In a nutshell, Dee is a very nice young lady, and an excellent performer; therefore, I do not want any of my readers to ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see and meet her in person.
Check Dee out at: DeesClub.com
While there in the downtown Rhino, I met a cute little twenty-one year old dancer named Carmen. While she is no strip club virgin, she stopped dancing for a year, and had been back in the business for just two days at that moment in time. Carmen is a petite, dark haired, very hot looking woman. If any of my readers find themselves in the downtown L.A. Rhino, look for Carmen, introduce yourselves, and possibly purchase a couple of dances with her.
Puma Swede
After saying goodnight to Dee, I raced up to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to say hello to Puma Swede and to observe her last show of the evening.
While I was only able to observe one show, it was a hot one! Puma took the stage in a rather abbreviated and extremely sexy black dominatrix costume complete with a whip. As the show progressed, things got really hot with the help of a female customer and two house dancers. One dancer even asked Puma to use her whip on her. The more Puma swatted her, the more she yelled, “Harder, harder!” I later overheard the house girl telling Puma that she didn’t hit her nearly so hard as she would have liked, and that she would have really liked for Puma to whip her across the back as well as her buns. Does anybody think the young lady just might be at least moderately into S&M? Hmmm, could be.
Watching Puma on stage, especially after she was totally nude, I was reminded that the Swedes invented the smorgasbord, or at least I think they did. Of course, nobody today uses that word anymore. I suppose it is easier to say buffet. From a Swedish word to a French word. Go figure. All I know is that Puma could lure me away from Hometown Buffet, or even Pancho’s Mexican Buffet anytime she likes! Well, I don’t know about Pancho’s. I suppose it would all depend on how empty my stomach might be at the moment. Hey, what about dinner at Pancho’s, then Puma in place of the dessert table, or on the dessert table, or… Okay, that’s enough of that.
Puma Swede, in my opinion, is well worth the drive to a nearby club, so I would suggest that, if any of my readers are presented with the opportunity, they should lock up the house, jump into their cars, and go see and meet Puma in person.
Visit Puma at: PumaSwede.com
Lacie Heart
Friday night, March 3rd, I drove up to the Rouge Gentleman’s Club, in the Van Nuys area, to see one of Lacie Heart’s shows.
While Lacie was one of the ladies featured during the Blonde Sensation Night at Rouge, Tuesday, January 24Th, along with Brooke Haven, Dakota, and Courtney Simpson, which I had to miss, this was her solo feature debut weekend.
For the one show I was fortunate enough to observe, Lacie came onto the stage in a costume that consisted of a very tight and rather sexy red latex dress under which she wore only a set of black bra and panties that were so small they hid very little. About the only things I can think of off hand that would have covered less would be shoe strings, dental floss, and maybe a couple of Bandaids and a cork! Hmmm, a cork. Now that gives me an idea. Oh, never mind. I could never be that lucky anyway.
Lacie’s interaction with the temporary tip rail dwellers was good, up close, personal, and in your face, especially with Michelle Lee who was there for at least this show. (I ran late and missed Lacie’s first show of the evening.) I would have liked to see Lacie interact with at least a few more customers, especially since she failed to get around to me!
Lacie’s musical selection was good, and while she is young and still has many things to learn, she performed so well as a good number of features I’ve seen in my time on Earth and quite a bit better than some I’ve seen. So, if any of my readers find that Lacie Heart will be coming to one of their local clubs as a feature, I want them to get out of the house and go to see and meet Lacie in person and to lend her their support. If fact, why not start suggesting to the owners and managers of the local clubs that they book Lacie into said clubs for a feature gig? Let’s all do want we can to help Lacie become a great feature performer! I believe she is already well on her way to becoming one of the best. Her heart is definitely in it, and no, that was not a pun. Well, maybe it was, but it was absolutely unintentional.
Oh, by the way, Lacie Heart is a beautiful woman with a great looking, all natural, body and one of the most gorgeous smiles it has ever been my good fortune to be on the receiving end of. She also struck me as being smart, friendly, and very sweet.
Lacie can be viewed at: LADirectModels.com
Teri Weigel
Saturday night, March 4Th, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with my very dear friends, Teri Weigel and Murrill, and to take in both of Teri’s shows.
Since I have written about Teri nine times since the inception of this column, I really can’t think of anything new to say, so I’ll just say that Teri is a beautiful, smart, sweet, friendly, generous lady, and an absolute must see on stage. So, if any of my readers are ever faced with an opportunity to see and meet Teri Weigel in person, do not fail to take advantage of said opportunity!
By the way, if I have any readers in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Teri will be featuring at the Albuquerque Spearmint Rhino, located at 1645 University Blvd. N. E., telephone (505) 243-3199, this coming Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, March 9Th, 10Th, and 11Th. Teri’s scheduled showtimes are, Thursday: 10:30 Pm
Friday: 9 Pm, 10:30 Pm and 12 Am Saturday: 9PM, 10:30 Pm and 12 Am
Spend some time with Teri at: TeriWeigel.com
That’s it for this week. Until the next time, everybody stay safe and have a fantastic week!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
