Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Christina Aguchi, Riley Reid, Emily Parker
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about three beautiful women and a series of mishaps that caused me to miss one of them. Is anybody now curious enough to read on? Good! Then let’s get started without any further ado. But before we proceed, I should mention that the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo is coming up. It will be held at the Hilton Riverside Hotel in New Orleans from August 23 through August 26.
Christina Aguchi
Wednesday evening, May 13, even though I was running approximately one and one half hour behind schedule, I thought I would be able to make it down to Pacers International Showgirls, in San Diego, in time to catch Christina Aguchi’s first show if I hustled. Wrong!
When my Garmin GPS told me to exit the freeway at Imperial Highway and take Placentia Avenue south, I ignored it. That was a big mistake!
Before I got to the Yorba Linda Boulevard off-ramp, I saw one of those computerized signs that indicated there was a major traffic accident at Chapman Avenue. I thought, “That is only about one and a half miles away. How bad can it be?” that was a second big mistake! The accident was actually in the middle of the freeway overpass that spans Orangethorpe Avenue.
When the traffic did begin to stack up just before the Yorba Linda Boulevard off-ramp, I found myself trapped in the number two lane by inconsiderate drivers who wouldn’t back off and allow anybody else to work their way over to exit the freeway. It took me approximately one hour to get from the Yorba Linda off-ramp to the Orangethorpe off-ramp.
By the time I managed to exit the freeway at Orangethorpe it was approximately 10:30PM. Even though the two outside lanes of the freeway were starting to move, and I could have driven across the street and re-entered the freeway, I decided that by the time I would be able to get past the last of the traffic problem and get up to speed, I would only need to stumble onto one more traffic problem and I wouldn’t be able to get to Pacers in time to catch even the last show. So I took surface streets north to a point where I would be able to enter the northbound side of the freeway and went back home.
If any of the readers were to ever get an opportunity to go out to see Christina perform and to meet her in person, they should by-all-means do so without fail. She is a great entertainer and a nice person to speak with.
While Christina does not appear to have an official website at this time, she can be found all over the Internet.
Riley Reid
Friday evening, May 15, I drove down to the Déjà Vu Club, in San Diego, to see if Riley Reid would remember me and to observe both of her performances (She did remember me instantly. She even remembered my name which surprised me greatly.)
For her first show, Riley wore a somewhat short black and white vertically striped top hat. With the top hat, she wore a black collar/bow tie affair around her throat. Next she wore a black suit jacket and a pair of black bikini panties. Removing her suit jacket revealed a pair of pasties that were in the form of a pair of eyes. (That was the first time ever that a pair of lovely breasts stared back at me.) Riley wore a pair of mid-thigh length sheer black hose on her legs, and her footwear was a pair of black pointed-toe shoes with stiletto heels.
For this show, Riley danced to, “Ride,” by Ciara featuring Ludacris, “Turn Down for What,” by DJ Snake featuring Lil Jon, and, “Ayo,” by Chris Brown featuring Tyga.
To start her final show of the evening, Riley wore a black police hat with a badge in the front and carried a black nightstick. Next she wore a short-sleeved blue midriff top with black trim along the hems. Her top also had a black collar and black lapels. With her midriff top, Riley wore a pair of long black pants. Under her top, she wore what appeared to be the same pasties that she had worn during her first show. Beneath her pants, Riley wore a pair of black thong panties. Her legs were adored with a pair of black fishnet hose. I somehow forgot to write anything down regarding her footwear for this show, and I can’t remember a thing. For all I can remember, she could have been barefooted. However, I think she may have worn a pair of black shoes or possibly boots.
For her final show, Riley performed to, “Ride,” by Ciara featuring Ludacris, “Grove St. Party,” by Waka Flocka Flame featuring Kebo Gotti, and, “GDFR,” by Flo Rida featuring Sage the Gemini and Lookas.
Riley commits great interaction with the customers, and it is not limited to the people seated at the tip rail. She goes so far as to go down onto the floor to play with some of the people in the cheap seats.
Riley has somewhat long light brown hair and green eyes. She is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds, and she measures 32A-24-34.
I have met and spoken with Riley a few times over the last two or three years, and I have always found her to be an intelligent, very friendly, pretty young lady with a good sense of humor and a great personality. She is also a good conversationalist.
It is my recommendation that anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Riley perform and to meet her in person should not allow said opportunity to slip past them. It should prove to be a pleasant experience.
Riley’s official website is located at: rileyreid.com.
Emily Parker
Saturday night, May 16, I went to TJ’s Showgirls, in Stanton, to say hello to Emily Parker, see whether or not she would remember me, and to observe both of her shows. (Unlike Riley, I had to remind Emily of who I was and how we first meet but that was okay. I didn’t mind, and it wasn’t the first time a woman didn’t remember me.)
At the beginning of her first show, Emily wore an all black costume. On her head, she wore a baseball cap with sequins on the front that spelled out Swat. The cap also had scrambled eggs on the bill. (Anyone who has ever served in the armed forces or has ever paid attention to what a military commissioned officer’s hat looks like will know what I mean by scrambled eggs.) Emily wore a collar around her throat. The collar was decorated with little rhinestones. Next she wore a corset affair with shoulder straps and a series of interlaced narrow straps between her shoulders and above the tops of her breasts. On the back of the corset were a lot of sequins that spelled out Swat in large letters. The corset also had small squares of little rhinestones at the bottom ends of the shoulder straps. With the corset, Emily wore a bra the cups of which were decorated with rhinestones. Emily also wore a pair of thong panties. Beneath her panties, she wore a smaller pair of G-string-like thong panties. Emily additionally wore a fishnet-style garter belt. On her legs, she wore a pair of fishnet hose. Emily’s footwear with this costume was a pair of short-topped boots with spike heels and platform soles.
At one point in the show, Emily fired a small streamer cannon into the air.
Emily ended this show with a game of hooter/cooter ball for prizes.
During this show, Emily performed to, “Bulls on Parade,” by Rage Against the Machine, “Jump Around,” by House of Pain, “Scenario,” by a Tribe Called Quest, and, “Many Clouds of Smoke,” by Total Devastation.
For her final show, Emily wore a black feather headdress with gold trim. She also wore a pair of laced up finger-less gloves. Next she wore a black bustier with red lacing. Under the bustier, she wore a latex red bra. She also wore a high-topped bathing suit style article. This piece had cutouts in the midriff, crotch, and butt areas. Beneath this article, Emily wore a pair of thong panties that matched her bra. Under the panties, she wore a G-string. Her footwear for this show appeared to be the same pair of boots that she had worn during her first show.
Emily performed this show to the same songs that she had danced to during her first show.
During her shows, Emily committed reasonably good interaction with the tip rail patrons.
Emily is a good-looking woman with brown hair and hazel eyes. She stands five feet nine inches tall, weighs in at one hundred fifty pounds, and her measurements are 34DD-28-38.
The couple of times that I have had the pleasure of being in Emily Parker’s presence, she has impressed me as being very friendly, charming, and easy to speak with. She seems to have a good sense of humor, and she appears to enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
It is my recommendation that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Emily perform and to meet her in person should do so by-all-means. I doubt that they would be disappointed by the experience.
Emily can be found at: Emilysplayground.com
That’s a wrap for now folks. We should all meet back here the next time for another discussion of extremely sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
