Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: 10th Anniversary Column – Teagan Presley, Phoenix Phires, Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo 2014 and associated dancer pageants.
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Yes, people, another year has gone by. While I know this is a bit late in coming, this will be my tenth anniversary column. (My first ever column was published on this site on August 18, 2004.) Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let us move along to the discussion of gorgeous women and fun events.
Teagan Presley
Friday, August 15, I went down to Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to say hello to Teagan Presley and to observe both of her shows for the evening.
For her first show of the evening, Teagan wore a white halter top with lapels. The top had some type of a round logo on the right breast cup. Next she wore a red plaid pleated mini-skirt. Teagan wore nothing beneath her halter top, and under her mini-skirt, she wore a pair of pink bikini bottoms. Under her bikini bottoms, Teagan wore a black G-string. On her legs was a pair of somewhat above knee-length black leggings. Teagan’s footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.
Teagan performed this show to, “Show Me,” by Kid Ink featuring Chris Brown, “Partition,” by Beyonce, “Black Widow,” by Iggy Azalea, and, “The Illest,” by Far East Movement.
For her final show of the evening, Teagan wore a pink latex vest-like top. She also wore a pair of pink bikini bottoms with the top. Under the top, Teagan wore a black bra with a neck strap, and under her bikini bottoms, she wore a black G-string. Teagan wore an even smaller white G-string beneath the black G-string. To finish out this costume, Teagan wore the same leggings and the same shoes that she had worn during her first show of the evening.
During this show, Teagan danced to, “Talk Dirty,” by Jason Derulo, “Show Me,” by Kid Ink featuring Chris Brown, “Work,” by Iggy Azalea, “The Illest,” by Far East Movement, and, “Black Widow,” by Iggy Azalea.
As a general rule, Teagan commits very good interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers during her shows. Of course this depends a lot on the club and the club’s location.
The beautiful Ms. Presley is an intelligent and well-spoken woman. She is additionally very friendly. She also has a good sense of humor. As if all of this were not enough, Teagan also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Unfortunately I have once again made the mistake of thinking that I had already asked Teagan about her physical statistics in the past. Because of that mistake, I will again have to rely on Wikipedia.com for the information.
According to Wikipedia, Teagan stands an even five feet tall, weighs in at one hundred one pounds and her measurements are 34C-24-34. She has sexy blue-green eyes, and her hair is somewhat dark blonde in color.
It is highly recommended that nobody should ever miss an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Teagan perform and to meet her in person. I do not see how they could possibly be disappointed by the experience. Teagan always performs well on stage.
Teagan can be checked out at TeaganPresley.com
Phoenix Phires
Saturday, August 16, I drove to Phoenix, Arizona, where I checked into a motel. I then continued on down to Tucson.
Once in Tucson, I went to Tens Showclub, located at 5120 E. Speedway Blvd, to say hello to Phoenix Phires and to observe her first show of the evening. I had intended to stay for both shows. However, Phoenix’s first show didn’t start until approximately 11:30PM. Because of that, once the show had ended, I was feeling very tired and somewhat sleepy. Therefore, I felt that staying any longer would have made me unsafe to drive, and I still needed to drive back to my motel in Phoenix.
(Some people may wonder why I would check into a Phoenix motel if I were going to Tucson. I did so because it would put me approximately one hundred thirty-five miles closer to the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, the next morning.)
For the one show of Phoenix’s that I did observe, she wore a green top hat covered with sequins. She also wore a purple tailcoat that virtually covered with sequins. With the tailcoat, Phoenix wore a pair of purple shorts with a red waistband. The shorts were also virtually covered with sequins. Under her tailcoat, Phoenix wore a white bra that was once again virtually covered with sequins. Under her shorts, Phoenix wore a white thong that was decorated with a triangle of sequins on the front panel. Beneath the thong, she wore a yellow G-string. Phoenix next wore a pair of mid-thigh-length white stockings with horizontal black stripes. Her footwear was a pair of black, knee-high, high-heeled boots.
During this show, Phoenix did some excellent pole work, and she ended the show with a game of cooter ball for 8x10s of herself as prizes.
Based on the few times I have seen and spoken with Phoenix to date, I feel safe in saying that she is a friendly, smart, and charming young woman. She is also well-spoken and enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
Even though I only stayed for the one show, Phoenix’s performance was well worth the long drive. Therefore, it is my recommendation that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Phoenix perform and to meet her in person.
Under the circumstances I was not able to ask Phoenix about her physical statistics, and I can’t find anything on the Internet. What was obvious was the fact the she has long red hair.
While I have not been able to find anything that I believe to be an official website for Phoenix, she can be found all over the Internet so happy hunting people.
Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo 2014
Sunday, August 17, after partaking of the free breakfast, I left my motel and headed up to Las Vegas. I stopped at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino to pick up my press credentials before moving on to check into the place I was staying. While there at Mandalay Bay, I saw and spoke with Lexi Lamour.
Monday, August 18, was the first day of the trade show. Some of the people in attendance were: Alexis Amore, Joanna Angel, Helen Bedd, Jazy Berlin, Adriana Chechik, Simone Danalustrous, Tali De’Mar, Koyotee J Von Diva, Rubber Doll, Rich Hanson the owner and editor-in-chief of Glamour Girl Magazine, Allie Haze, Sarah Hunter, Jaden Jaymes, the legendary Ron Jeremy, Janine Jericho, Missy Martinez, Jynx Maze, Dave Michaels of a-List Features, Big Mike who was heading up the event’s security detail as usual, Artemus Moon, Gia Nova, Pint-Sized Pepper a.k.a. Viva La Muerte, Puerto Rican Princess, Tasha Reign, Reagan Riley, Rio Rivers, Cali Rose, Sami Ross, Scarlet, Jordan Sky, Natasha Starr, Katie Sutra, and Don Waitt the founder of Exotic Dancer Publications.
During the day a portion of Rio Rivers’ pageants were held. A couple of the highlights of this event were guest performances by Pint-Sized Pepper and also by Shay Lynn and Jaded Dawn as the Evil Pin-ups.
Tuesday, August 19, was the second and final day of the trade show for 2014. Some of the people in attendance whom I didn’t see the day before, and some of the dancers in Rio Rivers’ pageants, were: Tori Black, Krystal Dawn, Kimberly Johnson, Onyx Muse, Jessa Rhodes, Angela Sommers, and Destiny B. Wilde.
A few of the highlights of this day’s installment of Rio Rivers’ pageants were guest performances by Rubber Doll, Puerto Rican Princess, and Sami Ross.
Late in the afternoon, I ran into Vicky Chase. At that time, Vicky introduced me to Myron Walters. Myron is the general manager of the San Francisco Crazy Horse.
Went the day was almost over, I ran into Lisa Ann who was accompanied by Mary Jean and Belle Knox. Belle is working in the adult film industry to pay her way through college. She is also the girl who was publicly sold out on the Internet by a so-called friend and classmate for doing so.
Later that evening it was off to the Las Vegas Déjà Vu to observe the combined finals of the Canam Championship Showcase and the Miss Exotic Dancer Championship 2014.
And the winners of the combined pageants were: Newcomer 2nd runner up – Reagan Riley, Newcomer 1st runner up – Jordan Skye, Miss Exotic Dancer United States Newcomer of the Year Winner Scarlett representing Maximmus Club, 2nd runner up – Destiny B. Wilde, 1st runner up – Holly Hart, Miss Exotic Dancer United States North America Winner – Janine Jericho representing Canada, 2nd runner up – Katrina, 1st runner up – Krystal Dawn, Miss Exotic Dancer United States International Winner – Cali Rose, Miss Pole Champion United States Katie Sutra, Miss Exotic Dancer United States, 2nd runner up – Cali Rose, Miss Exotic Dancer United States, 1st runner up – Katie Sutra, Miss Exotic Dancer United States, Winner – Kimberly Johnson, Miss Exotic Dancer United States Mini Titles, Most Beautiful Face – Cali Rose, Best Breast – Jordan Skye, Hottest Buns – Holly Hart, Hottest Legs – Katrina, Hottest Body – Reagan Riley, Hardest Body – Kimberly Johnson, Best Dancer – Destiny B. Wilde, Audience favorite – Katie Sutra, Hottest Stage Personality – Janine Jericho, Best Show – Janine Jericho, Most Original Show – Katie Sutra, Hottest Gymnast – Krystal Dawn, Most Unique Show – Cali Rose, and Newcomer Hottest Stage Personality – Scarlett.
That will do it for now folks. My next column will explain why I didn’t hang around for any of the Owners Expo closing activities on Wednesday, August 20; therefore, everybody should return here the next time to see why I left Las Vegas early and to learn about which beautiful young women I have been hanging out with lately. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
