Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Missy Martinez, Lexi Belle, Allie Haze
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about fun times and beautiful women, so please read on without any further ado. However, before we do move on to more fun reading, I must make a confession.
Artist, photographer, director, all around nice guy, and April Flores’ loving husband passed away suddenly and unexpectedly at the young age of forty years old.
I had every intention of attending Carlos’ funeral service Saturday afternoon, November 9. For various reasons I never got around to putting a reminder message into my cell phone. Because of this, even though I had thought about Carlos every day since learning of his passing, his services somehow slipped my mind until around 11:30 that Saturday night.
I do apologize to April Flores and the other friends and relatives of Carlos for my forgetfulness.
Missy Martinez
Thursday, November 7, I drove to La Perla Gentlemen’s Club, in Van Nuys, to meet Missy Martinez for the first time and to observe her one show of the evening.
At the start of her show, Missy wore a white headband with the NBA logo in the front. She also wore a white wristband on each wrist. The wristbands matched her headband. Next Missy wore a purple bikini bra with white trim and gold straps. (Can we say Lakers colors?) with her bikini bra, she wore a mini-skirt that more-or-less matched her bikini bra. The mini-skirt laced up the side of each hip with white laces. The mini-skirt also had a number 24 across her gorgeous posterior. Beneath her mini-skirt, Missy wore a pair of bikini bottoms that matched her bikini bra of course. After all, the bra and the bottoms were a set. On her legs, Missy wore a pair of white leg warmers that would have just about covered her legs from her ankles to her hips but for the fact that Missy had the tops turned down. They were turned down just far enough to double the material up from just above to just below her knees. This enabled the folded tops of the leg warmers to serve as makeshift knee pads. Missy’s footwear was a pair of clear shoes with spike heels and platform soles.
Missy performed her one show to, “Headband,” by B.O.B., “Summertime Sadness,” by Lana Del Rey, “Sweat,” by Snoop Dogg, and, “Let it Rock,” by Kevin Rudolf.
Missy interacted reasonably well with nearly all of the tip rail patrons during her show.
I had the good fortune to be able to converse with Missy quite a bit before her show and a little bit after her show. During the time that I was able to spend with Missy, I quickly learned that she is extremely friendly, has a great personality and a very good sense of humor. As if all of this were not enough, it appeared that Missy very much enjoyed meeting and speaking with her fans.
Missy is truly a beautiful young woman with black hair and sexy brown eyes. She is five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty-five pounds, and her measurements are 36DD-26-34. Yes, Missy possesses an absolutely delicious-looking body!
This was the first night of Missy’s only second booking as a feature dancer, and in my opinion, she performed so well as many of the other feature dancers I’ve seen in recent years and somewhat better than a few.
Missy told this writer that she intends to continue to become a better and better feature dancer with time and experience, and I believe that is exactly what is going to happen!
Missy can be visited at MissyMartinezXXX.com
The club DJ for this evening was Ozie, a.k.a. DJ Darkstaar. I learned that, in addition to being a club DJ, Ozie also writes, produces, and performs his own music.
Lexi Belle
Friday night, November 8, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend a little bit of time with Lexi Belle and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
To begin her first show, Lexi wore a black police hat with a silver strap above the bill of the hat. The strap appeared to be covered with tiny rhinestones. The hat also had a silver five point star on the front. With the hat, Lexi also wore a pair of black finger-less gloves. Next she wore a light blue collar with a small black latex necktie around her throat. Lexi also wore a black bikini bra. The breast cups of the bra were nearly covered with shiny little metal studs. Lexi additionally wore a pair of camouflage bikini bottoms that came close to being a thong. On her legs, Lexi wore a pair of somewhat above knee-length black stockings. The stockings each had three horizontal white stripes about a half inch wide at their tops. Her footwear was a pair of shiny black knee-length boots with stiletto heels and platform soles. I could not tell for certain, but it appeared that the boots may have been laced up the full length of their fronts.
During this show, Lexi performed to, “Living Dead Girl,” by Rob Zombie, “Psychotic Girl,” by the Black Keys, “Numb,” by Portishead, and, “Thunderstruck,” by AC/DC.
At the start of her final show of the evening, Lexi wore a pair of red framed sunglasses. She also wore a red latex, or possibly leather, wristband on her left wrist. Next she wore a white midriff blouse that was tied together between her lovely breasts. With her blouse, she wore a barely there pleated red plaid mini-skirt. Beneath her blouse, Lexi wore a red plaid bikini bra, and under her mini-skirt, she wore a pair of black and white string bikini bottoms. To finish out her costume, Lexi wore what appeared to be the same stocking and boots that she had worn during her first show. The stocking and boots worked very well with both costumes.
The music for this show was, “#1 Crush,” by Garbage, “Sex and Candy,” by Marcy Playground, “Fuck the Pain Away,” by Peaches, and, “Whoomp! (There it is),” by Tag Team.
Lexi ended both of her shows with a game of cooterball with 8X10 photos of herself as prizes.
Lexi is a beautiful young woman with somewhat long blonde hair and hazel eyes. She is five feet two inches tall, weighs in at one hundred ten pounds, and measures a delightful 34B-25-34. (Lexi did not know her waist and hip measurements off the top of her pretty head, so I have gone with the information on her profile at LADirectModels.com. Those numbers do seem right. Lexi does have a very symmetrical looking body.)
Even though this was the first time I have ever been able to see Lexi feature dance, I have known her for a few years now, and I have always known her to be very friendly, smart, and well-spoken. She also has a good sense of humor. She additionally enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
I could not help but notice that during her first show, Lexi’s interaction with the tip rail customers was limited to lots of close up views of the goodies. However, during her last show, her interaction was very up close, personal, and in your face with nearly every person seated at the stage. Therefore, I not only recommend that everybody should go to a club to see Lexi perform, but if at all possible, they should make certain that they are there and seated at the stage for her last show of the evening. Lexi also performs quite well on a stage which is another compelling reason for making every possible effort to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. It would most definitely be an enjoyable experience.
Lexi can be found at LexiBelle.com
Allie Haze
Saturday evening, November 9, it was off to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with Allie Haze and to observe both of her shows.
At the start of her first show of the evening, Allie wore a red bra that was trimmed with black lines around the edges and had black straps. With her bra, she also wore a pair of red panties that were also trimmed with black lines around the edges. (The panties looked as if they may have been made of satin.) Next Allie wore a black latex corset that laced up the back. The corset had a red panel in the front that was crisscrossed with thin round laces. (I would have referred to this item as a corselet but for the fact that there were two cut-out areas where the breast cups would have been.) Beneath her panties, Allie wore a black G-string. Her footwear was a pair of somewhat above knee-length shiny black boots with spike heels and platform soles.
Allie performed this show to, “Head Like a Hole,” by Nine Inch Nails, “Mother,” by Danzig, “Crazy Bitch,” by Buckcherry, “Rock you Like a Hurricane,” by the Scorpions, and, “You Shook Me All Night Long,” by AC/DC.
For her final show of this booking, Allie wore a white sailor cap such as what United States Navy seamen wear with their uniforms. Next Allie wore a blue midriff blouse that was tied together between her breasts. The blouse had white lapels and a white flap much like the flap on the back of a United States Navy seaman’s uniform blouse. The flap was trimmed with a half-inch wide red line of scrolling across the bottom and up each side. In the middle of the flap was a red, or it may have been gold, anchor. (Because of Allie’s long beautiful hair, I could not determine for certain whether the anchor was red or gold in color. The stage lighting must also take some of the credit.) With her blouse, Allie wore a pair of little tight blue shorts with a red waistband. Under her blouse, Allie wore a red bra. She also wore a red garter belt. Beneath her shorts, Allie wore a red G-string. Allie additionally wore a pair of red, hip-length, fishnet hose on her legs. The hose had approximately two inches wide red lace bands at their tops. To finish out this costume, Allie wore a pair of red shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.
During this show, Allie performed to, “Darling Nikki,” by the Foo Fighters, (a Prince cover song) “Take Me Home Tonight,” by Eddie Money, “Back in Black,” by AC/DC, “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” by Def Leppard, and, “The Nobodies,” by Marilyn Manson.
(I would like to extend my thanks once again to DJ Joe G for all of his help and patience. And while I am at it, I wish to thank all of the club DJs who so graciously help me with the identification of the music the various feature dancers perform to.)
Allie committed very good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail during both of her shows. During one show, she even came down from the stage at one point in time to play with a fellow who was seated at the bar. She also played with, and deep-throated, a rather long dildo during both of her shows.
I have known Allie for three years now, and she has always impressed me as being a sweet and very friendly young woman. She is well spoken and intelligent. And in addition to all of that, she truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
Allie is a beautiful lady with long, brown hair and sexy brown eyes. She stands five feet seven inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-five pounds, and she measures a great looking 32A-26-34.
Allie made her debut as a feature dancer at the Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, CA, from Wednesday, October 26, through Saturday, October 29, 2011, and I made the long drive to the club to observe all three of her shows the night of Saturday, October 29. It is my opinion that she performed at that time so well as many feature dancers I’ve seen over the years. And now, two years and a couple of weeks later, Allie performs even better. (There is nothing like experience when it comes to making improvements!) So, it is my recommendation that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Allie perform and to meet her in person. I do not see how they could possibly be disappointed by the experience.
Allie can be seen at her official website AllieHaze.com
She can also be seen, under the name of Brittany Joy, portraying, “Emmanuelle,” in the, “Emmanuelle Through Time,” series on the Cinemax cable television network.
During the evening, I met a beautiful and very sexy house dancer called Kim. During both of Allie’s shows, Kim sat at the tip rail, and Allie went over to her both times. And both times that Allie approached Kim during her shows she had a lot of fun playing with Kim. That in its self certainly helped to greatly spice up what were already a couple of great shows!
Another beautiful and extremely hot house dancer I met during the evening was Cali. Not only is Cali a dancer, but she also does pin-up modeling. (Cali showed me some of her modeling photos she had saved on her cell phone and did she ever look great!)
If any of the readers were to ever find themselves in the vicinity of the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino with some extra time on their hands some evening, they should by all means stop in, look for Kim and Cali, introduce themselves, and buy some dances with the ladies.
That is a wrap good people. Everybody should return here the next time to continue discussing hot, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
