Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Allie Haze, Remy LaCroix, Expose, Comic Book Live, Jayden Jaymes
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about three sexy young women, a first time visit to a San Diego club, and some good laughs. So please read on good people.
Allie Haze
Thursday, September 19, it was off to Monarchs Gentlemen’s Club to have a chat with Allie Haze and to observe her one show of the evening.
For her one performance on this particular Thursday night, Allie did her, “Police Woman Show.”
Allie wore an out of the ordinary looking police hat complete with a toy badge in the front. She also wore a blue jacket that was long enough to serve as a very short mini-dress. Beneath her jacket/mini-dress, Allie wore a black and blue bra, a black garter belt, and a black G-string. She additionally wore a pair of mid-thigh-length black fishnet hose on her legs. Her footwear was a pair of black high-heeled boots with platform soles that were a couple of inches above knee-high in length.
At the end of her show, Allie played with, and deep-throated, a somewhat long dildo.
Allie’s up-close, personal, and in your face interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons on this night was great to say the least.
The show was performed to, “Breaking the Law,” by Judas Priest, “Something in Your Mouth,” by Nickelback, “Bad Boys Running Wild,” by Scorpions, and, “Hells Bells,” by AC/DC.
I have known Allie since November 13, 2010, and I have always found her to be a sweet and very friendly lady. She is smart and very well spoken. In addition to all of the aforementioned, Allie very much enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
Allie is a beautiful woman with long, silky, brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are 32A-26-34.
Ms. Haze debuted as a feature dancer at the Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, CA, from Wednesday, October 26, through Saturday, October 29, 2011. I made the long drive to the club to observe all three of her shows the night of Saturday, October 29, and in my opinion, she performed so well as many feature dancers I’ve seen over the years. And now, a little less than two months short of two years later, Allie performs even better. (There is nothing better than experience when it comes to making improvements!) Therefore, I do recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see Allie perform and to meet her in person. I seriously doubt that they would be disappointed with the experience.
Allie can be found on her official website AllieHaze.com
Remy LaCroix
Friday, September 20, I drove down to the San Diego area to check out the Expose Gentlemen’s club for the first time, to see if Remy LaCroix would remember me, and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
For her first show during this night, Remy wore a translucent black jacket with three quarter length sleeves. Beneath her jacket, she wore a black bra and a black and white leopard skin print thong. On her legs were a pair of hip-length sheer black hose with a wide black lace band at the top of each. Remy’s footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.
Remy ended the show with an amazing performance with a hula hoop that had blue and pink lights inside of it.
To kick off her final show of the evening, Remy wore an all black costume. She wore a bra and a lace thong. Under the thong, Remy wore a G-string. She also wore a pair of hip-length fishnet hose with a two inch wide latex band at their tops. Remy’s footwear appeared to be the same pair of shoes that she had worn during her first show of the evening. If so, the shoes worked quite well with both costumes.
Remy ended this show with another hula hoop performance only this time the hula hoop and lights of many different colors inside of it. The lights also continuously changed their colors. The lights also flashed on and off. Much of the time, the lights flashed in such a way as to give the appearance of rotating around the length of the interior of the hoop.
Remy has long light brown hair and green eyes. She stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds, and her measurements are 32A-24-34.
Remy has a very good memory. The moment she first saw me, she remembered meeting and briefly speaking with me at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo eight months ago in Las Vegas.
In addition to being pretty and easy to look at, Remy LaCroix is a friendly and well spoken woman. She also appears to enjoy meeting her fans.
Because Remy looks good and performs reasonably well on a stage, she is well worth the drive to a local club to see her perform in person.
RemyLaCroix.com is in the works. In the meantime, she can be followed on Twitter.com to find her, search Twitter for @Remymeow
Expose Gentlemen’s Club
Expose is a somewhat small but cozy nude club. It has a kitchen that serves food, of course. The club has an enclosed outside smoking patio at the back of the club that runs the length of the building. Within the area of the smoking patio there are tables and chairs where people can relax, eat if they like, or barbecue their lungs with tobacco smoke. There are also live plants in wooden boxes situated here and there throughout the patio area.
The club’s owner, general manager, and one shift manager were on sight during the evening, and they were all very friendly and helpful as was the staff and all of the dancers.
Speaking of the dancers, Expose does have a good-looking, sexy, crew of house dancers.
I very much enjoyed my time at Expose, and I will more-than-likely return there in the future if they book the right feature dancer(s).
Comic Book Live
Saturday, September 21, I went to the Acme Comedy Theater, in North Hollywood, to observe a performance of, “Comic Book Live (Batman and Superman),” and to have a bunch of great laughs.
The cast on this evening consisted of: Zora Bikagonga as the black Robin, Chris Gore as Batman, Patrick Ian Moore as Lex Luther, Brett Pope as Superman/Clark Kent, and Derek Reid as Two Face.
There was a very good audience in attendance for this performance, and the cast did a great job.
Jayden Jaymes
After leaving the Acme Comedy Theater, I went a couple of miles north to the Blue Zebra Cabaret to see if Jayden Jaymes would remember me and to observe her first show of the evening. (I had originally intended to observe both of her shows if possible. Unfortunately for me, the club was too crowded for my taste on this night, plus I was starting to feel rather tired. So I gave my apologies to Jayden, said goodnight, and headed home.)
For her first time on stage on this particular evening, Jayden performed her, “Police Woman Show.”
Jayden came out onto the stage carrying a toy nightstick and wearing a pair of fingerless black gloves. She wore a light blue short-sleeved midriff jacket with a black collar and black trim on the bottoms of the sleeves and on the pockets. She had at least one badge positioned over the right breast of her jacket. (I never got a good enough look to see if there might have been a second badge on the left side. However, two badges would have been something I’ve never seen before. But then, wearing the badge over the right breast was a first for me. I have never seen a badge worn anywhere but over the heart.) Next Jayden wore a pair of matching blue short-shorts with a gold vertical stripe flanked by two dark blue stripes on each hip. Beneath her jacket, Jayden wore a black bra and a pair of black panties that were practically covered with sequins. When Jayden removed her panties, she revealed a black G-string-like thong. Jayden finished out her costume with a pair of mid-thigh length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles. (I believe the boots may have been laced all the way up their fronts, but I don’t remember for certain.)
This show was performed to, “Bugatti,” by Ace Hood, “Make it Nasty,” by Tyga, “Dope,” also by Tyga, and, “You be Killin Em,” by Fabolous.
Jayden has dark brown hair and blue eyes. She is five feet nine inches tall, she weighs one hundred thirty pounds, and she measures a lovely 34DD-26-36.
In addition to being good-looking, Jayden is an intelligent, well-spoken, and very friendly woman that enjoys performing for, meeting, and speaking with her fans.
Jayden performs on stage so well as a great many of the feature dancers I’ve seen in recent years. Therefore, if any of the readers might get an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see Jayden perform and to meet her in person, they should do so without fail. It should prove to be a most enjoyable time.
Jayden can be found at JaydenJaymes.com
That’s a wrap folks. We should all return here the next time to continue discussing beautiful women and fun times. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
