Myles’ Weekend Adventures

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

MWA: PSK, Ann Marie Rios, Christina Aguchi, Jennifer Dark

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will start with karaoke singing and hanging out with some well-known industry people to hanging out with two very sexy European transplants. It will also include a really hot Latina-American and a very sexy Asian-American. Hopefully people will now be curious enough to read on to see what it is that I am speaking of.

Pornstar Karaoke Club

Tuesday evening, October 26Th, I went to Pornstar Karaoke Club at Sardo’s Grill and Lounge, in Burbank, for a couple of hours. I would have liked to stay longer, but I wasn’t able to.

During the time that I was able to hang out, some of the people I saw in attendance included: Julia Ann, Tony Bones, Dirty Marie of Playboy Radio and several Playboy executives, Nicki Hunter, of course, Kylie Ireland, adult film director Roy Karch, Konnie, whom I didn’t recognize at first, because she was dressed and made up to look like the Jersey Shores character Snooki, Sunny Lane, Miles Long and his new wife, Shay Lynn, Victoria Norton, Glamor Girl De De Q, Tee Reel, John Strong (I first met John when we both worked in Wildlife Productions, ”Brooke Hunter’s Ecstasy 2.”), and Tessa.

Ann Marie Rios

Thursday evening, November 4Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with Ann Marie Rios and to observe her one show for the night.

At the beginning of her show, Ann Marie came onto the stage carrying a large, dark red, scarf which she used somewhat like a matador’s cape. She was wearing a long-sleeved red bolero jacket that was trimmed with lots of gold and resembled a matador’s jacket. (Needless-to-say, this was her matador show.) with the jacket, she wore a matching bustier and a pair of knee-length, skin-tight, black pants that was decorated with one thin, vertical, red line on the front of each leg. Beneath her bustier, Ann Marie wore a matching bra, and under her pants, she wore a pair of gold lame bikini panties. Beneath the panties, she wore a gold and black G-string-like thong. Ann Marie’s footwear was a pair of gold, stiletto-heeled, shoes with ankle straps.

At one point in the show, once she was nude, Ann Marie picked up a tip rail patron’s bottle of water and poured it all over her beautiful body.

Ann Marie ended her show with a game of cooter ball with some of her DVDs for prizes.

I was told that Ann Marie’s first song for this show was, ”Forbidden Tango,” by Shakira. However, since I can’t find anything about it on the Internet, I’m not so certain that is correct. Although, when I said something about it to Ann Marie after the show, she didn’t correct me.

Her first song was followed by, ”Escandalo,” I don’t know who the artist was, ” Carnivale,” by Celia Cruz, ”Beautiful Liar,” by Beyonce featuring Shakira, and, ”Come Over,” by Estelle featuring Sean Paul.

According to the information on Ann Marie’s MySpace profile, she is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred seven pounds, and she measures a lovely 34B-25-34. It was obvious that her eyes were brown and her hair was brunette.

Yes, I still didn’t remember to ask about Ann Marie’s physical statistics. However, since she is the person who created her MySpace profile, I would feel safe in assuming that she knew what she was talking about when she added her information. Therefore, that is what I will go with from now on unless she were to correct me at some point in the future.

Ann Marie is an intelligent lady and very well spoken. She has a good sense of humor, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.

This lady is a good performer, and she always engages in excellent interaction with the tip rail patrons. So, I do highly recommend that nobody ever pass up on an opportunity to go to a nearby club, or even a not so nearby club, to see Ann Marie perform and to meet her in person! I do not believe they would find the experience disappointing!

While I can’t seem to find any website for Ann Marie that I personally think is an official site, I have found one at: ClubAnnMarieRios.com. There are good photos to be found there that range from glamor to XXX hardcore shots.

Christina Aguchi

Friday evening, November 5Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Christina Aguchi and to observe both of her shows.

For her first time on stage during the evening, Christina performed a puppet show. white jester-style mask trimmed with just about every color in the light spectrum long-sleeved jacket that was red on the right side and black on the left side pants that was just the opposite as in black on the right side and red on the left side Both the jacket and the pants were literally covered with sequins. What at first appeared to be ruffled white cuffs and lapels on the jacket turned out to be a wristband on each of her wrists and the lapels were part of a white halter-top with large straps that tied behind Christina’s neck. Under her halter-top, Christina wore a black bra. The bra’s breast cups were very nearly covered with diamond-like stones. Beneath her pants, Christina wore a pair of black bikini panties that were decorated with lots of sequins. Under the panties, she wore a very small G-string. Christina’s footwear for this show was a pair of almost knee-high, high-heeled, black boots.

When I asked Christina about the color of her G-string after the show, she responded that it was nude. I told her that I had never heard of a color called nude, but that I supposed I could say that it was flesh-colored. I will say this. Once Christina had removed her bikini panties, for the first several moments I thought that she was nude. That is how close her G-string can to matching the color of her flesh!

No, the G-string was not transparent. I think I know the difference between a piece of fabric and a vagina by now.

The music for this show started with a medley that Christina put together herself and was followed by, ”Cry Little Sister,” by Carfax Abby, and, ”Beautiful Monster,” by Ne-Yo.

For her final time on the stage for the evening, Christina performed her ninja show all black costume with sequins on all the various pieces with the exception of her G-string and her boots. A jacket that defies description a pair of tight leather pants a bra a thong what appeared to be the same G-string what I’m certain were the same boots

Christina came onto the stage performing an abbreviated Kata with a silver-colored Chinese Bo Staff followed by an abbreviated Kata with a pair of silver-colored Nunchakus.

Christina performed this show to, ”Mortal Kombat Theme,” I haven’t a clue as to who performed the music, ”Foolin,” by Def Leppard, and, ”Ten Thousand Fist,” by Disturbed.

During her first show, Christina did the breasts in the face thing with a tip rail customer that she knew. Other than that, she did not do any interaction with the tip rail patrons beyond making certain everybody got plenty of good views. And I have never heard anybody complain about the lack of interaction. She really doesn’t ever have the time to do too much interact with anyone. She is entirely too busy giving the greatest performance she possibly can. A person would have to have been there, seen the show, heard the uproarious applause, and seen how much money was thrown onto the stage to fully appreciate what I am saying!

Christina is a mixture of Chinese and Vietnamese which is a combination that makes for an extremely sexy looking woman! She has brown eyes and long black hair. She is five feet three inches tall, weighs in at one hundred thirty-five pounds, and her measurements are 36D-25-39. I would not want anybody to think that Christina’s posterior is too large. It is gorgeous and looks down right kissable! (it is a shame that everybody’s faces can’t look so good as Christina’s butt!)

Christina has won many awards and titles for her dancing and is ranked among the top twenty pole dancers in the business! With time and experience, she has become one of the best feature performers I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing!

Christina is very friendly, has a good sense of humor, and is very well spoken. Also, she thoroughly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

I do not think anybody should ever miss out on an opportunity to get out to a club to see Christina perform and to meet her in person.

I’m not certain if either site is an official site for Christina, but I have found two sites. One is at, ChristinaAguchi.net, and the other is located at ClubchristinaAguchi.com. Plus, there are lots of sites that feature photos and video clips of Christina.

Jennifer Dark

Saturday, November 6Th, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend time with Jennifer Dark and to observe both of her shows of the evening. (as luck would have it, Diana Doll was also there assisting Jennifer. I had been hoping that Diana would be there. Lucky me!)

For her first time on stage this particular evening, Jennifer performed her police woman show. She carried a black plastic nightstick onto the stage and wore a black belt with handcuffs attached around her lovely waist. Jennifer additionally wore a black police-style hat that had a gold shield positioned in the front. Next, she wore a short-sleeved, blue, midriff top that was trimmed in black. With the top, she wore a black, pleated, mini-skirt. Under her top, Jennifer wore a black bra, and beneath her skirt, she wore a pair of black panties that came much closer to being a G-string. On her legs were a pair of slightly above knee-length, black, fishnet hose, and on her feet, she wore a pair of black boots with pointed toes and stiletto heels.

Jennifer performed this show to, ”Music,” by Madonna, ”Come with Me,” by Puff Daddy, ”Apologize,” by One Republic, and, ”No Stress,” by Laurent Wolf.

For her final show, Jennifer performed what I am going to call her Cinderella show. She came onto the stage wearing a blue head clip with a bow in the middle. (I really should find out the official name of those things one of these days.) She also wore a narrow black choker around her neck. The choker had a picture of Cinderella in a silver frame that was located in the middle of her throat. Jennifer next wore a blue dress with a puffy piece of material on top of each shoulder strap. The dress had white lace around the bottom hem and a large white panel in the front of the skirt portion of the dress. This panel was trimmed with strips of white lace. Beneath the dress, Jennifer wore a leopard print bra with blue straps. The bra also had blue lace material on the tops of the breast cups. Also beneath Jennifer’s dress was a pair of leopard print panties with blue lace around the top and bottom edges. The panties were like a combination of the world’s smallest slip and a blue G-string. On her feet, Jennifer wore what appeared to be the same pair of boots that she had wore during her first show of the evening.

During this show, Jennifer performed to, ”when I Grow Up,” by the Pussycat Dolls, ”Don’t Let Go,” by En Vogue, ”Beautiful,” by Christina Aguilera, and, ”Summer Nights,” by Lil Rob.

Jennifer performed very well, and she committed good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail, especially with me!

Jennifer is a very sexy-looking lady with hazel eyes and long brown hair. She stands five feet seven inches tall, weighs in at one hundred eight pounds, and her measurements are 32C-25-34. While Jennifer told me herself that her bust measurement is 32C, according to the information on her profile on LADirectModels.com, it is 34C. So, I will allow the readers to make there own choice as to which they would like to think is the correct number.

Now that I have been exposed to Jennifer a total of three times, I am duly impressed with her friendliness, her good sense of humor, and her intelligence. She also speaks English very well. As if all this weren’t enough, Jennifer obviously enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

As I have already stated, Jennifer performs well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is quite good indeed! So, I do highly recommend that nobody ever miss out on an opportunity to go out to a club to see Jennifer perform and to meet her in person.

Diana Doll was again assisting Jennifer during this booking. (I had been hoping that she would be. What is better than hanging out with two beautiful women? Hanging out with more than two, I suppose.)

Jennifer and Diana both moved from the Czech Republic to America, and I for one am quite glad they did!

Jennifer Dark has told me in an e-mail that she is working on an official website which she hopes will go under construction soon and will be launched as soon as possible. It will tentatively be found at: JenniferDarkXXX.com.

Until such time as her website is up and running, an Internet search will turn up quite a number of websites that have photos of her on them. There are also some good photos of her to be found at: LADirectModels.com

Diana Doll can be visited at: ClubDianaDoll.com There are also some good photos of Diana located on LADirectModels.com

Okay good people, that will just about do it for now. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue discussing gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer