Myles’ Weekend Adventures

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

MWA: Michelle Maylene, Kagney Linn Karter, Brynn Tyler, Lizz Tayler, Teanna Kai, and Monique Alexander.

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was a weekend filled with more beautiful women than I knew what to do with! They came in all shapes and sizes so to speak. Is anybody curious? If so, they should read on by all means.

Michelle Maylene

Thursday evening, June 24Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Michelle Maylene and to observe her one show for this night.

For this one show, Michelle wore her long black hair in a ponytail. Very quickly into the show, Michelle let her hair down and allowed it to flow loosely as it should. As a costume, Michelle wore a short-sleeved white midriff-top that was tied together just beneath and between her lovely breasts. With her top, she wore a red and black plaid, pleated, almost non-existent, mini-skirt. Underneath her top and skirt, Michelle wore a red bra, with no shoulder or neck straps, and a pair of red bikini panties. Beneath her panties, Michelle wore a black thong that came very close to being nothing more than a G-string. Michelle also wore a slightly above knee-length pair of black stockings on her legs. Each stocking had four, vertical, white designs consisting of several diamond shapes. Michelle’s footwear for this show was a pair of spike-heeled, platform-soled, white shoes.

Michelle performed her show to, ”Buttons,” by the Pussy Cat Dolls, featuring Snoop Dogg, ”Rude Boy,” by Rihanna, ”Whatever you Like,” by Nicole Scherzinger, featuring T.I., and, ”Ayo Technology,” by 50 Cent, featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.

Michelle’s interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is generally quite good depending on the club and its location.

Michelle has long black hair and brown eyes. She is five feet two inches tall, weighs ninety-six pounds, and her measurements are 32A or B(depending on her mood I suppose,) -23-32.

Michelle is supposedly a mixture of French, Filipino and Hawaiian ancestry. That genetic formula makes for a very sexy-looking young woman!

Michelle Maylene is very intelligent, quite well-spoken, and extremely friendly. She has a great sense of humor, and she also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I don’t believe that anybody should ever miss an opportunity to get out to a club to see Michelle perform and to meet her in person. I don’t see how anybody could possibly be disappointed with the experience.

There does not appear to be an official website for Michelle any longer. However, there are still lots of photos and information about her on the Internet.

Kagney Linn Karter

Friday evening, June 25Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Kagney Linn Karter and to observe both of her shows.

For her first show, Kagney wore a somewhat long necklace. Next, she wore a pair of white gloves with open ended fingers that only reached her middle knuckles. Kagney also wore a white lace bra and a filmy mini-skirt. The skirt was colored with alternating vertical pink and blue stripes. The skirt thing also had a large hot pink flower to the left of the front. Beneath her skirt, Kagney wore a white G-string. She also wore a pair of almost knee-length, stiletto-heeled, black boots that laced up the front.

Kagney’s music for this show was, ”California Gurls,” by Katy Perry, featuring Snoop Dogg, ”Give it to Me Right,” by Melanie Fiona, I believe, ”Cooler Than Me,” by Mike Posner, and, ”Rock that Body,” by Black Eyed Peas.

At the start of her final show of the evening, Kagney wore an all black costume. She wore a necktie and a pair of fingerless gloves. She also wore a short leather jacket with three quarter-length sleeves. Under the jacket, Kagney wore a shiny bra that was made from either patent leather or possibly latex-vinyl. She next wore a wide leather belt around her waist. The belt was decorated with three horizontal rows of steel eyelets across the front. Kagney additionally wore a pair of briefs-style lace panties. And on her feet, she wore a pair of not quite knee-length boots with stiletto heels. The boots laced up the front.

Even though both pairs of Kagney’s boots had rather thick soles, I must refrain for saying that they had platform soles. Yes, the soles were thick, but they really weren’t high enough for me to think of them as platforms.

Kagney performed this show to, ”Telephone,” by Lady GA, featuring Beyonce, ”Little Freak,” by Usher, ”when Doves Cry,” by Prince, ”Bad,” by Michael Jackson, and, Tik Tok,” by Kesha.

Kagney performs so well as a vast number of the features I’m seen over the years, and her interaction with randomly selected residents of the tip rail is so good as most and better than some.

Kagney Linn is a blonde haired, blue eyed beauty who stands five feet four inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 36D-26-37.

In addition to being a good-looking young woman, Kagney is quite friendly and has a good sense of humor. Plus, she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

It is my recommendation that everybody should go out to a club to see Kagney perform and to meet her in person at the very first opportunity that arises!

Take a long look at Kagney at: KagneyLinnKarter.com

Brynn Tyler

Brynn Tyler was there in the club hanging out with Kagney. As it turned out, Brynn and I have met at least once before, possibly twice. However, this was the first time I was able to spend a decent amount of time chatting with her. The beautiful young woman made a very good impression upon me. I found her to have a very nice personality and a good sense of humor.

The beautiful Brynn has long blonde hair and blue eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred eighteen pounds, and she measures 34B-28-34.

While I can find no official website for Brynn, she can be found all over the Internet.

Lizz Tayler

Late Saturday afternoon, June 26Th, I drove up to the Bizzy B, in Hollywood, to see if Lizz Tayler would remember introducing herself to me at the XRCO Awards Show last April. She really didn’t remember me, but then, I really didn’t expect her to. After hanging out and chatting with her off and on, mostly on, for a little over an hour, I think she will remember me from now on.

Before the dust had settled, Valentino joined us for awhile.

Lizz is a lovely and very sexy young woman with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. She stands five feet five inches tall, weighs in at one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are a delicious-looking 34D-24-34.

In addition to all of that, Lizz struck me as being extremely friendly and very fun-loving with personality plus!

Lizz has been in the adult film industry for only three months to date, and one of her immediate goals is to win the AVN Best New Starlet 2011. From what I have seen and heard so far, I think she will have a good shot at realizing that goal.

Lizz will have two versions of an official website launching in a couple of weeks. LizzTayler.net will be a glamor orientated site, and LizzTayler.com will be more of a hardcore content site.

Lizz told me that she will be having a launch party at the Playhouse, in Hollywood, on July 15Th. She will also have a big name industry star guesting at the party. (Lizz was not at liberty to give the star’s name just yet.) There will also be a red carpet happening at the start of the festivities.

The launch party will be by invitation only, and the attendees should dress to impress as in cocktail attire.

I was told that the first two hundred people will be industry VIPs. After that, it will be people from the general public that have been given invitations.

Lizz told me that the plan is to have one man for every four women. Now that sounds like my sort of party, a dirty old man’s dream come true!

Teanna Kai

After Lizz had finished her signing, and we all left the store, I drove back down to the Score Gentlemen’s Club, in Los Angeles, to say hello to Teanna Kai and to observe her first show of the evening.

For the one show I saw, Teanna wore a long blonde wig and a silver eye mask. She also wore a silver chain necklace around her neck. The necklace had a series of other chains of various lengths hanging from it that formed an upside down triangle of sorts. On her arms, Teanna wore a pair of mid-forearm length black gloves with open-ended fingers that only reached to her middle knuckles. She also wore two inch wide diamond-like bracelets, one on each wrist over the gloves. Next she wore a long pink and black feather boa. Teanna additionally wore a black bra and a pair of pink bikini panties. Beneath the panties, Teanna wore a black G-string, and under that, she wore a slightly smaller white G-string. On her legs, she wore a pair of stylized black fishnet pantyhose, and her footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

Teanna performed to, ”Poker Face,” by Lady GA, and, ”Strict Machine,” by Goldfrapp. Once her second song had ended, Teanna put a black fedora onto her head and continued to perform to, ”you Can Leave Your Hat On,” by Joe Cocker.

As a general rule, Teanna’s interaction with the tip rail customers is very good.

The ever sexy Teanna is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred four pounds, and her measurements are 32C-23-34.

These statistics were given to me some time back by Teanna herself. However, an article in the April 2008 issue of Stiletto Magazine, lists her measurements as being 34C-23-34. Teanna looks absolutely delicious either way.

Teanna is a good performer, with a good personality, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. Teanna is well worth the trip to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I never miss a chance to see her myself if at all possible.

Teanna can be checked out at: TeannaKaiLive.com

Monique Alexander

After saying goodnight to Teanna, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Monique Alexander and to observe her final show of this booking.

For this final show, Monique wore a white bustier that had a long black ribbon tied in a bow between the breast cups. It had an anchor insignia on the front of each breast cup and two black horizontal lines around the top of the bustier. With the bustier, Monique wore a white, semi-ruffled, mini-skirt that had two black horizontal lines around the bottom edge along with a series of alternating stars and anchors just above the top line. Under the skirt was a black crinoline petticoat that appeared to be a part of the skirt, or maybe that appearance was caused by Monique removing them both simultaneously. Beneath the skirt and petticoat, she wore a small pair of black panties. To finish out her costume, Monique wore a pair of black, almost knee-length, high-heeled boots with platform soles.

Monique performed this show to, ”Sos,” by Rihanna, ”Rader, by Britney Spears, ”America Boy,” by Estelle featuring Kanye West, and, ”Superstar, by Lupe Fiasco.

Monique’s interaction with the tip rail squatters on this night was good as always.

Monique is a beautiful lady who is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred-five pounds and her measurements are an all natural 32B-24-34.

Monique performs well on stage. She is additionally quite friendly and has a good sense of humor. She can also hold her own in an intelligent conversation with anybody. She also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I can’t think of any reason why anyone should ever fail to go to a club to see Monique perform and to meet her in person. So if ever given the opportunity, be certain to take advantage of said opportunity.

Monique can be viewed at: MoniqueAlexander.net

And that good people is a wrap. Let’s all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss gorgeous, sexy, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer