Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here.
Saturday, November 8, I went to a club to meet a feature for the first time. What a waste of time and gasoline that turned out to be. Yes, the girl was beautiful, yes, she performed so well as many features I’ve seen who have more experience, and yes, she was very friendly. Then came the turning point.
After waiting for quite a length of time for the feature to come out to do a signing, she finally arrived, and I sat down to chat with her.
After exchanging a few pleasantries, I said, ”Okay, your hair is obviously black. What color are your eyes?” She said, ”Green.” I then asked her how tall she was. At that point, she began to act jittery and asked, ”What is this for?” I said, ”it is right there on my business card. I write a column for Adult Industry News in which I review feature dancers?”
Before either of us could say another word, the guy who was acting as the feature’s roadie asked me, ”What is this for.” (Funny, he didn’t appear to be deaf, which would be better than the only other alternative I can think of.) So, I repeated myself for his benefit.
He then proceeded to say, ”We are trying to get her into,” this mainstream TV show, and that mainstream TV show, and another mainstream TV show, ”so we have to be careful what people say about her in columns.”
At that point, in full view of both of them, I drew a big X through my notes and said, ”Fine! I just won’t write anything at all about her.”
After having insulted my integrity, they both shook my hand and thanked me for coming to see her! Looking back on it, I somewhat regret having shaken either of their hands, but I suppose I’m too nice for my own good sometimes. Although, remembering to be a nice person in such situations makes me a better human being.
On the way out of the club, I stopped and told the girl’s agent, ”I’ve known you for several years, and I’ve always thought of you as a friend, but I will not write a review about her.”
The agent got a look of concern and asked, ”Why not? What happened? Did she say something? What did she do?” I then told this story to the agent. When I had finished speaking, the agent put head in hand and shook said head in disbelief.
The agent and I then said goodnight, and I left the club.
In my opinion, for what it is worth, if the girl wants to fulfill some dream of becoming a successful mainstream TV and/or movie actress, she has no business appearing in adult films or working as a touring exotic dancer. Everybody knows that the average person in the adult entertainment industry stands about as much chance as a snowball in hell of ever being successful in the mainstream entertainment industry.
Even the few who have had mainstream TV and/or movies rolls portrayed themselves in cameo roles, or they portrayed a character who was associated with the adult entertainment industry.
Kirsten Price
After leaving Club No Name, I raced to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino in time to catch Kirsten Price’s last show, which saved the evening from being a total disaster.
For the one show I was able to observe, Kirsten wore a long-sleeved, white, midriff jacket that was decorated with small racing patches. The jacket was covered with white sequins and was trimmed with one half inch wide lines of red sequins. Kirsten also wore a black bra and panties set that was decorated with a scattering of tiny sequins that sparkled like little diamonds. Beneath her panties, Kirsten wore a white thong. The top edge of the thong was trimmed with a one half inch wide line of red sequins that ran all the way around. The finishing touch on the costume was a pair of just above knee-length, stiletto-heeled, pointed toe boots that laced up the backs of her legs.
During this show, Kirsten committed great interaction with the tip rail squatters as in getting very up close, in your face, and personal. Can we say, lots of physical contact?
Kirsten performed this show to rock and pop music I’m not familiar with that involved driving, highways, etc.
Kirsten has lengthy brown hair and brown eyes, stands five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures 34B-23-33. This all makes for a quite beautiful, sleek and slender, woman! The tired old word, ‘hot,’ definitely comes to mind in a big way!
Kirsten Price is also rather intelligent, very friendly and nice, seems to possess an excellent sense of humor, and she appears to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
I would recommend that anybody who might get a chance to go to a club to see Kirsten perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of the opportunity. I do not believe anyone would be disappointed that they did so.
Kirsten can be ogled at: KirstenPriceXXX.com
On a final note, I had the good fortune to run into the ever beautiful Lisa Ann recently. As an extra added bonus, one of her clients, Angelina Ash, was with her. Think about it, a gorgeous, experienced, brunette and a young, smoking hot, blonde! That thought should give any red-blooded man and lots of women plenty of material for their wildest fantasies! (No, I did not get lucky, so don’t even go there!)
It is always an extreme pleasure to see and speak with Lisa Ann. She is one of the nicest women it has ever been my pleasure to know. I also found Angelina to be very much a true sweetheart herself. Yes, this was the first time I had ever met Angelina, and I hope it won’t be the last.
Just in case there is anybody out there who doesn’t know, Lisa Ann is not only a very much in demand adult film star, magazine model and feature dancer, she owns and operates Lisa Ann’s Talent Management Agency.
Okay good people, that will do it for another week. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue the ongoing discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
