Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Now this was an interesting weekend to say the least! I visited a sparkling Brooke, saw an exotic Rose, and watched a sexy ringmaster perform.
I am also going to speak of a very sexy woman I recently met on the Internet. This Texas lady even has a website and some very unusual hobbies for a young woman. Now surely I have made at least a few people curious by now. If so, please read on, and all will become clear.
Brooke Haven
Thursday, September 18Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening hanging out with my dear friend, Brooke Haven, and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
At the start of her first show, Brooke wore a white bikini bra and a small pink plaid mini-skirt that was pleated around the bottom half. Beneath the mini-skirt, she wore a pink G-string. Additionally, Brooke wore a pair of pink, knee-length, leg warmers and a pair of white, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled boots. The tops of the boots came up to about one third of the way up her calves. To accessorize the costume, Brooke wore a beautiful necklace that consisted of a silver chain around her neck from which hung a multitude of silver chains of various lengths. The hanging chains effected a broad triangle of sorts.
Brooke performed this show to, ”Good Morning Little School Girl,” by Jonny Lang, ”Crazy,” by Aerosmith, and, ”Smoking in the Boy’s Room,” by Motley Crue.
During this show, Brooke committed very good interaction with a few house dancers and myself.
At the beginning of her second show, Brooke wore a black fedora hat and a black, long-sleeved, body suit with white vertical pin stripes. The body suit had a white collar, white lapels, and white cuffs. Around her waist was a one-inch wide belt that was completely encrusted with Cubic Zirconia stones. Under the body suit, Brooke wore a black thong and a bra that was totally covered with Cubic Zirconia stones. Brooke also wore a pair of knee-length, black, leg warmers and a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled boots. The tops of these boots also reached up to about one third of the way up her calves.
This show was performed to, ”Smooth Criminal,” by Michael Jackson, ”Little Bird,” by Annie Lennox, and the third song, I haven’t a clue. Brooke, her roadie, Scott, and I were all three at a loss as to what her third song was. At one point, Brooke asked me if I was sure I didn’t know what her third song was. I said something to the effect of, Brooke, you were completely nude by that time. I wasn’t paying attention to anything other than your beautiful body! Even the D.J. later admitted to me that he was too distracted by Brooke’s nude body to remember what the song might have been.
Once again, Brooke’s interaction with both male and female tip rail patrons during this show was excellent.
Brooke is an extremely sexy, smart, fun-loving woman with a great sense of humor, and she can joke and wisecrack with the best of them!
According to her website, Brooke stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds and her bust measurement is 34C. The website doesn’t say anything about her waist and hip measurements. Unfortunately, I made the grave error of thinking I already had Brooke’s physical statistics and didn’t bother to ask about them. I’ll have to remember to make that inquiry the next time I see Brooke, which I hope will be very soon.
In a nutshell, Brooke Haven is a very entertaining feature and should not be missed. So good people, get up off of the couch, turn off the TV, lock up the house, and get out to a club to see Brooke perform and to meet her in person at the earliest opportunity! She will be well worth the effort!
Go check Brooke out at: BrookeHaven.com
Ava Rose
Friday night, September 19Th, I drove up to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to meet Ava Rose and to observe her last two shows of the evening.
I might have gotten to the club in time to catch Ava’s first show of the evening had it not been for Cal Trans. Yes, California’s most inept bureaucracy was at it again. They had the northbound I-5 shut down to one lane for approximately one and a half miles right in the middle of the East L.A. Interchange area! (I’m now sorry that I didn’t go with my instinct to take the 101 to the 170. I think it might have been the faster way to go in spite of the downtown area traffic.)
For her second show, the first that I saw, Ava wore a costume that looked very much like an airline attendant’s uniform. She wore a small, round, blue cap trimmed with two sparkling gold lines that wrapped around the cap horizontally. Next, she wore a white bolero-style jacket with elbow-length sleeves and red trim on the collar and the lapels. (the jacket even had a name tag like thing attached over Ava’s right breast.) Ava also wore a tight blue mini-dress with shoulder straps. The mini-dress was decorated with two sparkling gold lines that ran vertically down the front, one to either side. Beneath the mini-dress, Ava wore a red thong. To finish out her, ”uniform,” Ava wore a pair of stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes that had the appearance of being made of a solid mass of silver glitter. The shoes were held to her feet by a clear plastic strap on each shoe.
Ava performed this show to rock and pop music that I’m not familiar with.
For her final show of the evening, Ava wore a red, French Musketeer like, tunic decorated with lots of gold braid. The long sleeves of the tunic were slit up the inside of the arms almost to the elbows and had white under sleeve pieces for lack of a better description. The white pieces ended in what I can only call a ruffled cuff. (I would make a better call if I could, but I have no idea what to call them.) the tunic had a crest sewn to the chest area that consisted of a white Griffin on a solid black background. Beneath the tunic, Ava wore a red and black lace bra and panties set. The panties had a piece of ruffled black lace that gave the appearance of a miniature mini-skirt. Finishing out the costume were a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.
Once again, Ava performed to rock and pop music that I wasn’t familiar with and didn’t have the time to attempt to learn the titles of.
I found Ava Rose to be an intelligent, well spoken, extremely friendly young woman with a terrific sense of humor.
Ava told me that she is of half German and half Native-American descent. When I asked her what tribe of Native-Americans she belonged to, she told me that she doesn’t know what tribe she is descended from. I told her that she was the first person I had ever met who claimed Native-American blood but didn’t know their tribe. But then, that is okay. We had a good time joking around and laughing about it.
Just to show exactly how sweet and friendly Ava Rose is, the first time she came to me at the tip rail, she acted as if we were already old friends, and that she was very happy to see me again! For a moment, she had me racking my brain in an attempt to remember whether or not we may have already met at some adult industry event in the past.
When it came to performing, Ava told me that this booking was only the third time that she had ever feature danced. I would have never guessed. She appeared to be very self-confident, and she performed so well as many features that have been performing for at least a few years.
Thinking that Ava may have just started her feature dancing career, I had gone to the club expecting to end up giving my customary, ”get up close and personal in the future,” advise to Ava. As it turned out, there was no need to give Ava any sort of advise at all. As I have already said, she performed quite well on stage, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was very good indeed.
Ava is a beautiful woman with long, luxurious, black hair. She is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty-eight pounds, and measures an all natural 34C-28-40.
I do recommend that anybody who might get a chance to do so should get out to a nearby club to see Ava Rose perform and to meet her in person. I do believe they will enjoy the experience. I know that I certainly did!
Ava doesn’t have a website at this time, but I’m certain that an Internet search would turn up plenty of good photos of her. Also, Ava can be found on MySpace.com at: MySpace.com/nadja
Gianna Lynn
Saturday evening, September 20Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to chat with Gianna Lynn and to observe her first two shows of her final three for the weekend.
To begin her first show of the evening, Gianna carried a black whip onto the stage, and she wore a black top hat, a long-sleeved red waist coat with tails and a pair of black short-shorts that were completely covered with sequins. Beneath all of this, Gianna wore a revealing body suit. The body suit was made of black lace in the back and in the front from the waist down. From the waist up in the front, it was made of white lace. The body suit had a plunging neckline trimmed with ruffled white material. Under the body suit, Gianna wore a red thong with a one half inch wide black waist band that was covered with sequins. On her legs, Gianna wore a pair of mid-thigh length black fishnet hose. For footwear, she wore a pair of knee-high, black, patent leather, high-heeled, medium-height platform-soled boots that laced up the front.
Gianna performed this show to, ”Physco Circus,” by Kiss, ”the Dope Show,” by Marilyn Manson, ”Freak On a Leash,” by Korn, and ”Closer,” by Nine Inch Nails.
At the start of her second show, Gianna wore a long, red, feather boa and an approximately one half inch wide black choker decorated with Cubic Zirconia stones. She also wore a black corselet with one half inch wide, ruffled, black lace around the top edge. The corselet laced up the back but had a zipper in front for easy removal, I think. (Something distracted me about the time Gianna removed the corselet, so I didn’t notice exactly what she did to get it off.) Additionally, Gianna wore a pair of ruffled red short-shorts that had a black bow on each hip. Beneath her shorts, she wore a black G-string. On her legs and feet, Gianna wore what appeared to be the same fishnet hose and boots she wore during her first show. The one difference was that she also wore a black lace garter on her left thigh. The garter had a red ribbon interlaced through it. The ribbon tied in a small bow on the outside of her leg.
At the end of the show, Gianna did a ride for five which was the most productive I’ve seen in quite a while. I eventually lost count, but I know there had to be at least a dozen customers who went onto the stage with five dollars in their hands and took advantage of the opportunity.
This show was performed to rock music that was unfamiliar to me, and I didn’t bother to ask Gianna about it. Why? Because she was getting tired, and I was practically exhausted and ready to call it a night, which I did, after chatting for a few minutes and saying goodnight to Gianna and her roadie.
I have always thought that Gianna committed very good interaction with the tip rail dwellers. However, I suddenly realized on this night, possibly for the first time, that Gianna’s interaction with them is not in your face as in actual physical contact. But, it is still up close and personal in such somewhat intimate ways that they might think they have been seduced!
Gianna is a very exotic-looking and quite lovely woman who is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are 34D-25-32. She is also very friendly, well spoken, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.
In the short time I have known Gianna Lynn, she has become an excellent performer and well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. Therefore, I want everybody to turn off the TV and get out to see and meet Gianna at their earliest opportunity. They will be glad that they did.
Pay Gianna a visit at: GiannaLynn.com Gianna can also be located on MySpace at: MySpace.com/IslandJewels
Tammy Winters
While fooling around on Fubar.com recently, I discovered and became Internet buddies with an extremely sexy and very sweet young Texas hottie named Tammy Winters.
Not only is she beautiful and sweet, she is a smart and very interesting person.
Tammy is much more that just a sexy woman. This lady worked hard to help build her new truck.
Why did Tammy need a custom built truck some people might ask? Here comes the unusual hobby for a woman part. Tammy loves to go rock crawling! And, based on photographs I have seen, she is quite good at her hobby, and isn’t afraid to drive her rock crawling truck anywhere that any man would go!
I would imagine that many people who have not met, or even seen, Tammy would think that she must be some calorie impaired, homely, country hick. Well, they would be grossly wrong in that assessment! Tammy is a photographer’s model, and from what I’ve seen, a very good one at that!
Tammy has been seen in many magazines including Gallery Centerfold of the year, Playboy, an ad in Stuff and Maxim, Easy Riders, Street Customs, and TuShy Apparel.
Ms. Winters has also been in several calendars over the past few years. She has even been a hostess for a local TV show called Deep Ellum Live. Additionally, Tammy had a quick, ”don’t blink,” appearance in the Universal Soldier Returns, and she has appeared on Playboy TV.
Tammy has told me that she even tried dancing a few years back, but it just didn’t work out. The problem being that she tends to be very quiet and shy around strangers. What a shame. My readers can correctly assume that I would love nothing better than for Tammy to become a touring feature dancer. That way, if I were really lucky, I just might get to ogle her on a stage someday in the future. I would love to someday be able to meet Tammy in person even fully dressed! (Nudity isn’t everything, but it is a lot of fun!)
Everybody should go to TammyWinters.com and take a long hard look at this sweetheart. I’m certain they will be glad they did!
Okay folks, that will just about do it for another week. Why don’t we all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous women? Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
