Source: Letters to the Editor
By: Alexander The Poet
(EAST BRUNSWICK, NJ) — Alexander the Poet has just booked a week long trip to Los Angeles, CA from Wednesday, June 18, 2003 till Tuesday, June 24, 2003.
If any media, which is located in LA, would be interested in booking Alexander the Poet for an interview, please email AlexanderThePoet@Hotmail.com.
Alexander the Poet’s poems are featured nightly on the Wanker Show on KSEXradio.com and his works have been published all over the net, including various adult websites.
Alexander the Poet has been writing pornographic poetry for over 5 years now. He also performs them, to the music of whales humping, while wearing tight black leather pants, and exposing some very good ole’ moderate chest hair, in the shape, of a heart. After each poem, Alexander removes 1 item of clothing.
Alexander’s act has caused him to be banned from 11 venues thus far.
Some of Alexander’s works are as follows: “John Got Some At 3:16”, “Fuck that Dell Dude”, “Mr. Bill Gates, Microsoft Sucks”, “Before I Hit you, I Need To Know, are you Carrying a Fetus?”, and “Objects Women Take Up Their Ass”.
To contact Alexander for an interview, or to perform, email him at AlexanderThePoet@Hotmail.com
