Source: Kick Ass Pictures
By: Company Press Release
(LOS ANGELES, CA) — To protest the U.S. Military’s recent offer of free breast implants for its female enlistees, adult video company Kick Ass Pictures has fired back with an offer of its own: $1,000 worth of natural beauty enhancements to any woman who declines the offer.
According to a story in the July 26th issue of New Yorker magazine, the U.S. Military is offering free cosmetic surgery to all active duty members of the Armed Forces. According to the article, “anyone in a uniform” is eligible for numerous cosmetic procedures performed by military surgeons, one of the most popular being breast augmentation.
Kick Ass Pictures, an adult video company that has “No Fake Breasts” as a guarantee on the front of every movie it releases, is countering with an offer of its own. The company will give any honorably discharged female veteran whose breasts are still natural a full day at the beauty spa of her choice, plus $500 in high-end lingerie, as a reward for resisting the temptations of cosmetic surgery.
“I’m appalled by the U.S. Military’s blatant and immoral exploitation of our young women,” proclaimed Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis. “They’re setting the wrong example. They should be encouraging American women to be happy with their bodies, not encouraging them to undergo surgery which can disfigure them. Ironically, my company is setting a far better example for America’s young women. Kick Ass promotes all-natural beauty. We will never hire any girl who has had breast implants.”
Any female U.S. soldier who was honorably discharged after July 22, 2004 (the date the Military’s free boob job offer was publicized) and would like to receive the “Bullets not Boobs” spa/lingerie package can contact Kick Ass Pictures through their web site (KickAssPictures.com) or by mail at: 1220 South Boyle Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90023. (Proof of both honorable discharge and natural breasts will have to be provided.)
Kick Ass Pictures is based in downtown Los Angeles. Every movie it releases comes with a “Kick Ass Guarantee” that it contains: 1. No Fake Breasts 2. No Condoms 3. All-Naked sex 4. Entertainment Value.
Contact:
Jef Hickey
323-981-1700
