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By: Steve Nelson
(SIMI VALLEY, CA) — In a bold and flagrant move Steve Nelson issued a brief statement today saying he had absolutely nothing to say about an undisclosed matter.
Reporters, Journalists and gossip mongers are equally in the dark about what the heck is going on. “It’s news to me,” said an unnamed source, “I haven’t heard a thing!”
An investigation will be launched as soon as someone figures out which direction to launch it.
