Source: Darklady Productions, Inc.
By: Company Press Release
(PORTLAND, OR) — Darklady’s 7th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-Thon Produced by Darklady Productions, Inc.
Darklady’s Retro-Moderne Pansexual Burlesque Hall awaits your self-indulgent pleasures for this year’s Portland Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser. Pick your favorite past, present, or future burlesque era, dress to impress, & luxuriate in an evening of solo-sexual satisfaction & entertainment, featuring kinky & erotic play spaces, a silent auction, dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, porn stars, Canada’s singing sensation: The Wet Spots – & so much more — all graciously introduced by mistress of ceremonies and transsexual porn sensation, Hot Wendy Williams.
Bring a pet or human care product for Esther’s Pantry and get $5 off entry.
Saturday, May 31, 2008 7:00 PM – 2:00 am Mt. Tabor Theater Portland, or Fully accessible, ages 21 and older only
Bawdy Tunes by the Wet Spots Sexy Shimmies by Sahara Dunes Post-Porn Stand-Up by Jacklyn Lick Multi-Media Magic by DJ Darknezzz Portrait & Erotic Stills by Bryan Grimes & Chris King Naughty Barber & Kilted Massage Man the ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, Sex Kitten, & Gear Birthday fantasies for March, April & May
Silent Auction & Door Prizes Two Full Bars & Food Menu Sweet Indulgences from the Naughty Baker S/M play space & two sensual Rubitoriums Massage Tables & Sex Swing Cloakroom More, more, more!
$50 – Street clothes $25 – Burlesque, Fetish, or Formal Attire RSVP Absolutely Required Darklady@darklady.com
Portland Masturbate-a-Thon Café press shop: Cafepress.com/Masturbate-a-thon Limited work-scholarships available. Cash & in-kind sponsorships, auction items & prizes of all kinds sought.
Contributors So Far: AdamEve.com BigTeazeToys.com ChrisKingPhoto.com Cum Kleen & Pleasure Wipes HotMovies.com HotWendyWilliams.com JacklynLick.com KickAssPictures.com Mars Meadows MtTaborLegacy.com SwollenSkateboards.com TheThrillHammer.com Topco Sales
Beneficiaries: Esther’s Pantry: OurHouseOfPortland.org/programs/estherspantry/ Free Speech Coalition: FreeSpeechCoalition.com Woodhull Freedom Foundation: WoodhullFoundation.org
— Darklady
Darklady’s M-a-T Deemed ”Best Group Grope” by Willamette Week
