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Ok, so like, I’ve done adult video reviews for over 5 years now. And I have seen talent, directors and even companies come and go. When I was reviewing last year, I got flooded with new titles from every major adult company yet almost 90% of it was unwatchable and total crap!
I don’t mean that it "didn’t have a story" or "It just wasn’t couple friendly." Like I give a rat’s ass about that stuff. I’m talking about the tapes rarely played in my VCR because of such poor quality of the tape stock.
So looking beyond that, I was being overrun in my edit bay with tapes to be reviewed. I actually couldn’t get through one room I had stacked to the ceiling with tapes sent to me.
So to "streamline" my reviews, (since a major review magazine does the same) I decided to give my picks of the best titles sent to me for 2001. Thank God for DVDs now, the space for titles sent this year so far to me haven’t taken up as much space…yet!
Now my picks are going to be broken down into categories. And mind you, these are my personal favorites this past year and go on the notion of being high quality jack-off material. I won’t go into storyline, lightning, sets, wardrobe, direction (although I do recognize the director if I really like their work) or even talent unless it is something stellar to report on. Porn is porn and as long as you bust a nut, it’s good. But these are the best of the lot I saw last year, (some of these titles may be from even earlier, but I finally got around to them in 2001) and like I said before, I went through literally over 1000 titles sent me. If you want an in-depth review on scenes and situations, go to my good buddy Roger T. Pipe’s review site for specifics at:
And tell him I sent you. You can then buy any of these titles through him or your favorite dealer. As you can see from this site, I have no links for me to get money for this service, this is from one "wanker" to another. Keeping it real in pornoland is my motto.
Here’s the lists…
Best Jewel De’ Nyle Collection
– "The 3rd Kiss" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Visions of X #2" from Legend Home Video, directed from Jerome Tanner – "Forbidden Flesh" from Sin City, directed by Cash Markman – "Dark Angels" from New Sensations, directed by Nic Andrews
The Director Collection: Jerome Tanner
– "Party Trash" from Legend Home Video with Nikita Denise – "Farmer’s Daughters On the Farm" from Legend Home Video with Bunny Luv – "Good Time Charlie" from Legend Home Video with Casey Rage * (Now here is someone I have to point out. This is one fucking hot girl! I haven’t seen her since, so guys, you Have to see this video for this girl alone. She gets my new "Jizz Bizz TV" best of show award!)
Best Miko Lee Collection
– "East Meets West #2" from Vca Pictures, directed by Michael Danze – "Nymph Fever #3" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Devil in Disguise" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner
Best Brianna Banks Collection
– "American Nymphette #2" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Nymph Fever #4" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Gallery of Sin #3" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Charlie’s Little Devils" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner * (Now this was the film that made me a huge Brianna fan. And fuck those who think she looked better with small tits, she’s a fucking perfect goddess now. And she is totally cool. Met her in Vegas and she was a blast. She does things in this video with her ass that should be illegal! She is still the "nastiest hot girl" out there. She deserves "Jizz Biz TV" best of show award!)
Best Afro-American / Interracial Series
– "Black Cocksuckers #2" from Sin City, directed by Morgan Load – "B.B.G. – Black Bad Girls #5 & #6" from Feline Films/Legend Home Video * (Time to point out great talent! Dee, Sierra & Mocha in #5 and Page LaSalle and Tiffany Mason in #6. Both videos are worth getting to keep in any collection. Every scene better than the last!) – "Bootylicious: Gettin Skins" from Jm Productions, directed by Me Mo Nasty – "Color Blind #4: A Van Fantasy" from Vivid Raw, directed by Roddy D * (Here we go again. This had the Hottest anal scenes last year. Charlie Angel, Monique & Ryan Conner give stellar performances. I have never beat off more to a tape than this one. I ruined the VHS tape and now have to get a DVD for my collection. Truthfully, I have to get rid of all the tapes I get later…but I still have this one in my personal collection. And Ryan Conner…this girl is outrageous! Have to give her the "Jizz Biz TV" best of show…congratulations!) – "Color Blind #8: The Love Wagon" from Vivid Raw, directed by Robby D * (Didn’t get to far into the review when I’m back to Robby D’s best. This one had Paige LaSalle and she is perfection. Someone give her my fucking number! "Jizz Biz TV" best of show….Big Time!)
Best Vivid Videos
– "The Awakening" with Kobi Tai & Inari Vachs, directed by Paul Thomas – "ErotoMania" with Alex Taylor, directed by Toni English – "Tonight" with Cassidey, directed by Cody
Best Katja Jean Collection
– "Blondes" also with Sylvia Saint, from Sin City, directed by Michael Raven – "Watchers" also with Sydnee Steele and Mr. Marcus, from Sin City, directed by Michael Raven – "Lipstick" also with Sydnee Steele, from Sin City, directed by Michael Raven
Best Elegant Angel Collection
– "Sugar Walls #22" with Obsession, Mariah & Nikki Fairchild – "Tails of Perversity #7" with Taylor Moore & Brittany Andrews
The Director Collection: Adrienne Gold
– "Whispers of Desire" from Legend Home Video, with Allysin Embers, Angelica Sin & Nikita Kash – "Screaming Joy" from Legend Home Video, with Julie Meadows, Lita Chase & Angelica Sin
Hottest New Cummer
– Jeanie Rivers in "Trailer Trash Nurses #2" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner
Best Sky Collection
– "Sky’s Day Off" from Ogv Video * (Very cool video! Have to give Sky "Jizz Biz TV" best of show for her kick ass lightsaber battle scene at the head of this video…but she still gives awesome BJs with every fan she meets…this girls rocks!) – "Pimped by an Angel" from Legend Home Video, also stars Brianna Banks, directed by Jerome Tanner – "Blue Monday" from Vivid Video, directed by Michael Zen – "American Nymphette" from Legend Home Video, directed by Jerome Tanner
Best talent in the "Filthy Whore Series" from X-Traordinary Pictures from Legend Home Video
– Tera Patrick – Bunny Luv – Miko Lee – Jewel De’Nyle – Lola – Taylor St. Claire
Best "Pussyman" films from David Christopher for Feline Films/Legend Home Video
– "Pussyman’s Big Tit Paradise" with Brianna Banks, Bridgette Kerkove – "Pussyman’s Millennium Madness" with Bridgette Kerkove, Sierra, Gina Ryder – "Pussyman’s Snatch Attack" with Brianna Banks, Amber Lynn, Taylor St. Claire
Best Lesbian Series from David Christopher Aka Pussyman from Feline Filme/Legend Home Video
– "Decadent Divas 8" with Brianna Banks, Bridgette Kerkove – "Decadent Divas 9" with Brianna Banks, Dolly Golden, Shay Sights – "Pussyman’s International Butt Babes 2" with Sylvia Saint, Dolly Golden – "Pussyman’s Large Luscious Pussy Lips" with Amber Lynn, Candy Cotton, Miko Lee
Best Teen Series
– "Naughty Teenage Lesbians" from X-Traordinary Pictures/Legend Home Video, with Dominica Leoni, Fawnna, Gauge, Layla Jade – "Grrl Power" from Kick Ass Pictures, directed by Andre Madness, with Envy MI, Taylor Sands, Eva Moore, Kitty Marie – "Sweet Lil’ 18 #8" from Sin City, with Mariah, Gina Lynn, Samantha, Alexxis Tyler, Kaylynn – "Hustler Video’s Barely Legal on Vacation" with Mariah, Bunny Luv – "Just 18" from Sin City, with Mia Smyles, Shay Sweet, Alysin Chaines * (Ok, Alysin makes the list of "Jizz Biz TV" inductees into the best of show hall of fame. You have to see the tennis segment with her. You’ll see what I mean. I felt so dirty after viewing it.)
Best Video Team Collection
– "My Baby Got Back #16" with Midori, Dynasty, Mary Jane, Cinnabunz – "The Twins #2" with Mocha & Chocolate – "Attitude" with CinnaBunz, India, Jada Fire, Obsession
Best Sin City Collection
– "Dirty Movies" with Jessica Drake, directed by Michael Raven – "Adrenaline" with Jessica Drake & Evan Stone – "Skin Dance" with Tanya Danielle & Zoe, directed by Alex Ladd
Best Wicked Pictures Collection
– Anything from their Marc Dorcel division, most notable, "The Panty Thief" – One of the best adult films of All time. For pure hot, nasty, dirty factor!
Worst Film of 2001
"Porno" from Sin City, the director of this disaster was Kris Kramski
So that is my list for fans to go out and either rent or buy. These are the best overall I saw from the nearly 1000 titles I went through. I know I’m gonna hear All kinds of shit on this list, so you may not be looking forward to my 2002 list, but if your company isn’t on this list and you think you have good product, send me a DVD of your best stuff and I’ll go though it myself as well as my infamous review crew of dedicated wack-offs. We are very honest, so if you can’t handle it, don’t send it. But the fans will know what companies those are from not being on the list. Hell, you gotta have at least One title worthy of jacking off too. If the list seems "heavy" towards certain companies, it’s probably because those companies send DVDs for review, that’s all.
Stay tuned for my alternative and amateur list of best titles. These are from the people that send me stuff directly from the Internet. Some great stuff is getting produced from "Joe Blows" like you and me.
Until next time, happy wanking!
For more of this article as well as all new stuff to mix it up…check out JizzBiz.TV with an all new adult DVD review section with industry guests reviewers that will be on television in the Fall 2002.
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