Source: Britco Pictures LLC.
By: Company Press Release
(NEW YORK, NY) — Porn queen Brittany Andrews caused a commotion on Madison Avenue last week by stripping down to her see-through panties and parading down the chi-chi boulevard.
The top-heavy temptress brought pedestrians and cars to a standstill, with horny oglers reaching for their cellphone cameras to capture the buxom blonde in all her splendor. After 20 minutes, a passing cop forced her to scurry back inside Nello restaurant, where Andrews held court for a table of curious socialites who quizzed her about the smut trade.
The star of such titles as “Deviant Divas” and “Thumpin’ Melons” claims that President Bush has made her job much harder. “There were no obscenity arrests during the Clinton administration, but there have been hundreds already with the current administration,” she groused to Page Six’s Fernando Gil. When one refined socialite expressed wonder at her acute political knowledge, the bubbly vixen replied, “And I [perform oral sex] on camera, too!”
Miss Brittany Andrews
CEO/Producer/Director/SuperStar
Britco Pictures LLC.
1001 E. First St.
Los Angeles CA. 90012
213.620.9383 office
213.621.4429 fax
