MWA:  01-30-2026 MYLES’ WEEKEND ADVENTURES:  AUTUMN KNIGHTS, LINZEE RYDER

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Bonjour mon amis!  Comment ca va?  Myles Shaffer here.  This article will be about a feature entertainer that I have known for a few years now and one I officially met for the first time on this night.  So, if the readers are ready to learn the details, let’s move on along right now.

LINZEE RYDER

Saturday night, January 10, 2026, it was a drive down to San Diego’s Exposé Gentlemen’s Club’s Kearny Villa Road location to finally meet, speak with, and observe Linzee Ryder’s first show on this last night of her current Exposé booking.

For the performance I had the pleasure of observing, Linzee wore a pair of sunglasses.  Next, she wore a yellow, black and white checkered cap.  She also wore a yellow, bolero collared, midriff top.  (Her top was actually two long sleeves that went across her shoulders and connected around her neck.)  I called it a midiff top; because, I  don’t know what else to call it.)  Linzee’s top had black and white checkered stripes around her neck and around the bottom.  It also had black and white checkered bands around the wrists.  Linzee also wore a white bra with black and white checkered breast cups.  She next wore a pair of yellow panties with a black and white checkered square on each side.  Needless to say, the panties pretty much matched the rest of her costume.  Under her panties, Linzee wore a black G-string.  Linzee’s footwear was a pair of mid-thigh length black boots with high heels and platform soles.

During this show, Linzee performed to, “Vroom Vroom,” by Charli XCX, “Sports Car,” by Tate McRae, and, “Sorry For Party Rocking,” by LMFAO.

Linzee performs very well when she takes the stage.  She is additionally extremely charming and very pretty.  Also, this writer found her to be very friendly, and she thoroughly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Linzee has somewhat long blonde hair and blue eyes.  She stands five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her measurements are a delightful 34E-25-34.

It is highly recommended that should any of the readers might get an opportunity to see Linzee perform and to meet her in person, they should take full advantage of said opportunity by all means!

Linzee can be found on Facebook, Instagram, X, formerly known as Twitter, and a few other websites across the Internet.

AUTUMN KNIGHTS

After saying goodnight to Linzee, it was a race over to the Exposé Gentlemen’s Club’s Midway Drive location to say hello to Autumn Knights and to observe her final show on this last night of her current Exposé booking.

During this show, Autumn wore a very large piece of white material that went from her shoulders to within a few inches from the floor.  She next wore a white bra that was decorated with gold sequins and blue jewels.  The bra also had a gold back strap.  Autumn also wore an almost floor-length white dress like piece.  Beneath the dress like item, Autumn wore a pair of white thong panties that were also decorated with gold sequins and blue jewels.  Autumn footwear was a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.

At one point during this show, Autumn performed while hanging from a huge piece of green material.  She additionally did some very good pole work.

For this performance, Autumn danced to, “Summer Of The Occult,” by Seven Lions “Take It,” by The Seige, and, “Game Over,” by Egzod & EMM.

Autumn is a very good and entertaining performer on stage.

Having first met and spoken with Autumn during the 2022 Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Expo, and again during the 2023 Exposé Elite Championship, and four Exposé feature bookings now counting this one, it is now my opinion that she is an intelligent, well spoken, and very friendly lady with a good sense of humor.

RATS!!!  I can’t believe that I have again forgotten to ask Autumn about her statistics!  And, I haven’t found any information on the Internet.  Oh well, I’ll just say that she currently has brown hair, and from some photos of Autumn that I have seen, I think she has brown eyes, but don’t anybody quote me on that.  I’m not all that certain myself!

I can say from having seen her perform on stage a good number of times now that she has a great looking body.  I will also mention that she is very pretty!

Given her good looks and her talent on stage, it is highly recommended that anybody who might get an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person should not allow said opportunity to slip away from them.  It should prove to be an enjoyable experience.

Autumn can be found on Instagram at: instagram.com/autumnknights.official/ She is also on Facebook.com.

Alright people, that should do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time to continue our discussions of beautiful women and fun events. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Myles Shaffer

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer