Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This week’s column will be about an entertaining house dancer contest and a very talented feature entertainer that I have known for several years now. So, if the readers are ready to learn the details, let’s move on along right now.
2ND ANNUAL PRETTIEST HOLE CONTEST
November 14, 2025, it was a drive up to Bakersfield, California and back. The one purpose of the trip was to observe the Deja Vu Showgirls 2nd Annual Prettiest Hole Contest.
The young ladies that competed in the contest were: Exotic, Maiden, Chanel, Venus, Charlotte, Julie, Magic, Viper, and Risky. All of the young ladies are some of the best house dancers in the Bakersfield, California area!
The following is a list of the contestants and the music they performed to.
Exotic: “The Whisper Song,” by the Ying Yang Twins, and “Play,” by David Banner.
Maiden: “Hot Dog,” by Limp Bizkit, and “Free On A Leash,” by Korn.
Chanel: “Rock Star,” by Rihanna, and “I Sit On Acid,” by Loads Of Acid.
Venus: “Who’s That Chick,” by David Guetta, and “I Feel So Close,” by Calvin Harris.
Charlotte: “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” by Joan Jett, and “Vermillion,” by Slipknot.
Julie: “Sex Shooter,” by Apollionia 6, and “Nasty Girl,” by Vanity 6.
Magic: “Touch My Body,” and “Obsessed,” both by Mariah Carey.
Viper: “Gimme More,” and “Piece Of Me,” both by Britney Spears.
Risķy: “Pretty And Petty,” and “Magnet,” both by Cardi B.
The winner of the 2nd Annual Prettiest Hole Contest was Magic, if memory serves me correctly, but please don’t quote me just in case I’m wrong.
I’m thinking that if the club holds a 3rd Annual Prettiest Hole Contest some time in 2026, I may try my best to attend.
RUBBERDOLL
November 15, 2025, it was a drive down to San Diego’s Exposé Gentlemen’s Club’s Keary Villa Road location to spend a little bit of time with the gorgeous Rubberdoll and to enjoy the entertainment provided by both of her shows, and to have some fun in the process, of course.
During her first performance of the evening, Rubberdoll wore a large black feathered like headdress with lots of small white LED lights. She next wore a black wing like item on her back that was similar to her headdress. She also wore a black sleeveless top with white LED lights. Her top had a silver square on the bottom in the back. Rubberdoll also wore a black and gold one piece bathing suite like piece. Under that, she wore a pair of black thong panties. Rubberdoll’s footwear was a pair of slightly above knee-length silver boots with high heels and platform soles.
During this show, Rubberdoll danced with two black fans. She later danced with two red, blue and white fans. Closer to the end of the show,, Rubberdoll put on a strap on device with two red dildos over her breasts. The dildos shot sparks. After that she donned a single strap on dildo that shot confetti.
Rubberdoll did some good interaction with most if not all of the tip rail squatters during this show.
For this show, Rubberdoll danced to, “Rave de Favela,” by Major Lazer, MC Lan & Anitta, and featuring Beam, “Rave Favela,” by DJ kLazH, “Du Hast,” by Rammstein, and, “Que Calor,” by Major Lazer and featuring J Balvin & El Alfa.
For her final show of her current Exposé booking, Rubberdoll wore a helmet with strings of flashing LED lights whose color kept changing from blue to purple to yellow. The helmet also had some LED lights across the area of her mouth. She next wore a black one piece item with two white Xs open over her breasts and her crotch. Under her one piece item, Rubberdoll wore a black bra. She also wore two forearm items each with two rows of red LED lights. Also beneath the one piece item, she wore a black fishnet body hose. Her footwear for this show was a pair of black boots.
At the start of this show, Rubberdoll carried two guns with color changing LED lights. The guns shot bubbles.
At one point in this show, Rubberdoll hung a metal plate over her chest. She then picked up a grinder and began to rub it against the plate causing it to throw sparks into the air. Later on, she fired off a confetti cannon.
During this performance, Rubberdoll danced to, “Hell Girl,” by Deathpixie, “Drama (Party Favor Remix),” by Bro Safari & UFO, ” and, “Outside,” by Cardi B.
Not only is Rubberdoll a beautiful woman, but she is also intelligent and is an excellent conversationalist. She is additionally very friendly and has a very good sense of humor. Not only that, but she truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
If I’m not mistaken, Rubberdoll’s hair was black on this evening, and I believe her eyes are blue. Also, according to the Internet, she is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds, and her lovely measurements are 34DD-23-33. (One of these days, I really must remember to ask Rubberdoll about her physical statistics.)
Rubberdoll is a very talented and somewhat unique feature entertainer, and her costumes are always very elaborate and made mostly of rubber. She always puts a great effort into performing to the best of her ability. And she certainly does not lack any ability! Therefore, it is highly recommended that anyone who might get an opportunity to see Rubberdoll perform and to meet her in person should not allow said opportunity to slip past them. It should definitely prove to be an interesting, fun, and very entertaining experience.
Rubberdoll can be seen at rubberdoll.net.
Okay folks, that will just about do it for now. Let’s all meet back here the next time and continue our discussions of gorgeous women and interesting events. Until then, everybody please take care, stay save, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
