Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This will be my 20th anniversary column! (Yes, I know. I’m a few days late. But hey, pobody is nerfect.) My Illustrious editor-in-chief, Steve Nelson, published the first article I ever wrote for him on August 18, 2004.
So now folks, why not read on to find out what I have been up to lately? Good! Then let us get started without any further ado.
But first, please let me remind everybody about the upcoming 2024 Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Expo which will be held at the Hyatt Regency Hotel at 300 Reunion Boulevard in Downtown Dallas, Texas, August 25-28, 2024.
There will be a Texas Style Breakfast for all attendees from 10am to 11am on Monday, August 26, again from 9:30am to 10:30am on Tuesday, August 27, and one more from 10am to 11am on Wednesday, august 28.
The Exotic Dancer Awards Show will be located at Gilly’s Dallas on Tuesday, August 27, 2024. The reception will be held at the Saloon inside Gilly’s from 7pm to 9pm. The Awards Show will then take place from 9pm to 11pm.
The Awards Show will be hosted by comedian Shane Torres.
Complimentary transportation will be provided to and from Gilly’s.
There will also be the EDI Finals and various parties held at several clubs in Dallas during the Exotic Dancer Expo.
Rubberdoll
Saturday night, August 17, 2024, involved a drive down to, where else, San Diego to spend a little bit of time with none other than Rubberdoll and to observe both of her shows during the evening.
For her first performance of the evening, Rubberdoll did what I am going to call her Silver Angel show. That is because of the fact that the front of her costume was silver and had lots of LED lights and one piece of her costume looked somewhat like wings. First Rubberdoll wore a headdress that was black in the back and silver in the front with many white LED lights. Next, she wore a piece that looked somewhat like wings. This item was silver in front with lots of white LED lights and was black in the back. She also wore a one-piece item with a neck strap and no breast cups. Needless to say, this item was black in the back and silver in the front with lots of white LED lights. Beneath everything else, she wore a pair of black fishnet pantihose that went from over her breasts down to her ankles. (After the show, Rubberdoll gifted me the pantihose for a souvenir.) Rubberdoll’s footwear was a pair of silver knee-length high heeled boots with platform soles. The boots were lace up their fronts with white laces.
When Rubberdoll first came out on to the stage, she carried two black feather fans that were decorated with white LED lights. A bit later in the show, she danced with two red and black feather fans. At another point in this performance, Rubbberdoll put on a black strap over the tops of her breasts. The strap assembly had two large red dildos attached to it. The red dildos shot out some type of material that I think might have been some sort of plastic. Later on, Rubberdoll donned one red dildo that she strapped around her crotch area. The dildo then shot out some fire. When the show was almost over, Rubberdoll brought two female customers on to the stage to play with.
During this performance, Rubberdoll danced to, “Rave de Favela,” by Major Lazer, MC Lan & Anitta featuring Beam, “Du hast,” by Rammstein, “Que Calor,” by Major Lazer featuring J Balvin & El Alfa, and, “Mamushi,” by Megan Thee Stallion featuring Yuki Chiba.
To start the final show on this last night of her current booking at Exposé, Rubberdoll came onto the stage wearing a helmet with four large horns. She next wore a long-sleeved black jacket. There were a series of white X’s up and down the arms of the jacket. She additionally wore a black one-piece item with long sleeves. This item exposed her breasts. Like her jacket, this item had white X’s up and down its sleeves and on its front. Underneath the rest of her costume, Rubberdoll wore a pair of pantihose that appeared to be identical those she wore during her first show. Rubberdoll’s footwear for the show was a pair of mid-thigh length black boots with one piece platform heels and soles. The boots were practically covered with purple LED lights and white X’s.
AT one point during this show, Rubberdoll put on a metal breast plate. She then did a number with an electric grinder and shot sparks everywhere!
Rubberdoll performed this show to, “Engel,” by Rammstein, “Drama (Party Favor Remix),” by Bro Safari & UFOI, and, “Mind Yo Business,” by Lakeyah featuring Latto.
Rubberdoll is a beautiful and very sexy woman. She is additionally intelligent and is an excellent conversationalist. She is also quite friendly and has a great sense of humor. Also, she definitely enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
On this night, Rubberdoll’s hair was black. I believe she has blue eyes. And, according to the Internet, she is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds, and her very sexy measurements are 34DD-23-33. (One of these days, maybe I’ll remember to ask Rubberdoll about her physical statistics.)
Rubberdoll is a very talented and somewhat unique feature entertainer, and her costumes are always elaborate. She always puts a great effort into performing to the best of her ability. And, she does not lack any ability! Therefore, it is highly recommended that anyone who might get an opportunity to see Rubberdoll perform and to meet her in person should not allow said opportunity to slip away from them. It should most definitely prove to be an interesting, fun, and very entertaining experience.
Rubberdoll can be found on rubberdoll.net.
Okay people, that will be a wrap for now. We should all meet back here the next time and continue our discussions of gorgeous women and fun times. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
