Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Surprise, surprise! This was a two-feature entertainer weekend for a change! It could have been a three-feature weekend; however, I’m getting too old and tired to drive to Phoenix, Las Vegas, San Diego, and back home in three days to say nothing about how much it would have cost me out of pocket! So, if everybody is now curious enough to read on to learn the details, let us move along without any further delay.
ELLA HOTWHEELS
Friday, March 8, 2024, it was a drive down to San Diego’s Exposé Gentlemen’s Club to say hello to Ella Hotwheels and to observe both of her shows of the night.
Ella’s first performance of the evening was what I’m going to call her Roller-Skating Cowgirl Show based upon her costume and footwear. She started the show wearing a black cowgirl hat that had rhinestones on its hatband and around its brim. Next, she wore a black long-sleeved jacket with rhinestones on its collar and cuffs. Ella also wore a double holster rig with two identical toy pistols. Ella additionally wore a short sleeved white midriff top that was tied together between her lovely breasts. With her top, Ella wore a pleated black mini skirt decorated with rhinestones. Beneath her top, Ella wore a black bra, and under her skirt, she wore a pair of black G-string-like thong panties. Both the bra and the panties had straps hanging from them. The bra and the panties were both decorated with rhinestones. Ella’s footwear for this performance was a pair of red roller-skates with white shoelaces. The skates had clear wheels with multi-colored LED lights inside the wheels.
At one point during this show, Ella performed while hanging from a red strap attached to the stage’s pole. During another point in this performance, she wrapped a multi-colored rope around a cheap seat spectator while sitting on his lap.
During this performance, Ella danced to, “I’m Trouble,” by WAR*HALL, “Raise Hell,” by Dorothy, “Unforgiven,” by Ghost Nation, “Dead Man Walking,” by Chuxx Morris, and, “Ride It Hard, by Warren Zeiders & Sueco.
For her second show of the evening, Ella wore a gold headband. Next, she wore a set of gold shoulder pads with blue bands and a blue piece made with glitter. She also wore a blue waistband. The waistband had an ankle length pink, I think, piece of material hanging from each side. (The color of the material might have been a light gold that was reflecting some pinkish stage lights.) Ella next wore a blue bra with gold straps. In addition to her bra, Ella wore a pair of blue G-string-like thong panties. The panties had a gold crotch panel. Ella’s footwear for this performance was a pair of light gold shoes with clear ankle and toe straps. The shoes also had stiletto heels and platform soles.
For this show, Ella performed to, “MyBoi (TroyBoi Remix),” by Billie Eilish, “Blood In The Cut (Aire Atlantica Remix),” by K.Flay & Aire Atlantica, “Twisted,” by MISSIO, “Elastic Heart,” by Sia, and, “Let’s Get Ridiculous,” by Redfoo.
Ella comes complete with red hair and green eyes. She stands five feet three inches tall and weighs one hundred ten pounds. Once again, I thought I already had the information, so I didn’t bother to ask Ella about her measurements. Also, I have never been able to find anything on the Internet regarding Ella’s vital statistics. Therefore, I will simply say that Ella has a very nice-looking body!
Not only is Ella pretty, but she is also intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and is a world of fun to speak with. Ella additionally enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans!
If anybody might get a chance to go to a club to see Ella Hotwheels perform and to meet her in person, they should not allow the opportunity to slip by them. It will prove to be a very enjoyable experience!
Ella can be found on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube. If anyone would like to purchase some of Ella’s merchandise, they should go to ellahotwheels.com or babesonthings.com. Both of those URLs will take them to the Babes on Things website.
CARMEN VALENTINA
Saturday, March 9, 2024, involved a drive to Las Vegas to say hello to Carmen Valentina and to observe both of her performances at the Little Darlings Showgirls.
For her first performance of the evening, Carmen did her Ghostbusters Show. On the stage was an evil looking ghost, no, not a real ghost, it was a prop. Also on the stage was a huge pink blowup dildo which Carmen had some fun with later in the show. Carmen wore a light brown Ghostbusters costume that consisted of a cap, a long-sleeved top with a Ghostbusters decal over her left breast and some vertical black stripes. With her top, Carmen wore a pair of short shorts. I think the top and shorts might have actually been a one-piece item, but I couldn’t be certain. (I got distracted for a moment, and when I looked back up, Carmen had already quickly removed both articles of clothing.) With her top and shorts, Carmen also wore a black cloth belt. Beneath the rest of her costume, Carmen wore a glittery pair of black panties. Carmen’s footwear for this show was a pair of glittery black boots with stiletto heels.
Carmen ended this performance by giving lap dances for $5 on the stage.
Carmen performed this show to, “Ghostbusters,” by Ray Parker Jr., “I Wanna See Some Ass,” by Jack Harlow featuring JetsonMade, “Pure Water,” by Mustard & Migos, “The Bad Touch,” by Bloodhound Gang, “Boss Bitch,” by Doja Cat, “WAP,” by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion, “The Truth,” by GP-Jack Wang, and, “Love In This Club [Jonesy Global Mix],” by USHER featuring Young Jeezy.
Carmen’s second and final performance of her booking was her Star Wars Show. At the start of this show, Carmen came onto the stage waving a toy laser saber which she later gave to me, and yes, I still have it. She was wearing a long sleeved white, almost floor length, robe. Under the robe, Carmen wore a black, white, and gold bra that is next to impossible to describe. The bra had a gold neck chain and a gold back strap. With the bra, Carmen wore a gold belt-like piece that was decorated with lots of rhinestones and two large black, or possibly dark blue, jewels. The jewelry formed a design that I can’t begin to accurately describe. From that belt-like item hung a floor length piece of red material in the front and another piece hung from the back. Next, Carmen wore a pink G-string. Carmen’s footwear was a pair of sandals-like gold shoes with stiletto heels.
At one point during this performance, Carmen played around with her huge blowup dildo.
Carmen ended this performance with a lotion show after which she went around the tip rail allowing customers to stick money onto her well lubricated body.
During this time on the stage, Carmen performed to, “I’m a Slave 4 U,’ by Britney Spears, “Pu$$Y,” by Nezexous, Orhanyigit, & ahmvttuna, “Everywhere,” by Chloe x Halle, and, “Cyber Sex,” by Doja Cat.
Carmen has blonde hair, and her eyes are hazel. She is an even five feet tall and weighs one hundred twenty pounds. And, her lovely measurements are 34B-27-40.Carmen is intelligent, very friendly, quite well-spoken, and she is an excellent conversationalist. In fact, she can engage in an intelligent conversation with anyone who can hold up their end of the conversation. Carmen also truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
If any of the readers might get an opportunity to go out to a club and observe some of Carmen’s performances and to meet her in person, it is highly advisable that they should take full advantage of the opportunity! It should prove to be a very enjoyable and memorable experience!
Carmen can be located at carmenvalentina.com She is also on Facebook.com and quite a number of other Internet websites.
Okay people, that will just about do it for now. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue our discussions of beautiful women and fun events. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
