Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Here we go again with only one feature entertainer to write about. So, what else is new, right folks? So, let us get started, shall we?
Lauren Phillips
The evening of Saturday, December 17, 2022, involved a drive down to San Diego’s Expose Gentlemen’s Club to say hello to Lauren Phillips and to observe both of her shows on this final night of her current booking. (Also, the club’s owner, Dino Palmiotto, chose this night for his all-night birthday celebration and cigar party. [No, I did not smoke any cigars, but I’m glad I could be there for Dino’s birthday celebration.])
For her first show of the evening, Lauren wore a choker around her lovely throat. She next wore a pair of black gloves, a black bra, and a pair of sheer shorts. Beneath her shorts, Lauren wore a black G-string. Lauren’s shorts had some straps that were connected to a pair of somewhat above knee length black hose. (There was glitter on just about every piece of Lauren’s costume.) Lauren’s footwear for this performance was a pair of black high heeled shoes with ankle straps.
Lauren committed some good interaction with the tip rail patrons during this show as she always does.
Near the end of this performance, Lauren did a game of cooterball. She then ended the show by giving rides for ten dollars.
During this first show, Lauren performed to, “Glamorous,” by Fergie featuring Ludacris, “Savage,” by Megan Thee Stallion, “Bitch better Have My Money,” by Rihanna, “Boss Bitch,” by Doja Cat, “Whole Lotta Money (Remix),” by BIA & Nicki Minaj, “Money,” by Cardi B, and, “My Type,” by Saweetie.
For her final performance of the evening, Lauren wore a white short sleeved midriff top that was tied together between her great looking breasts. With her top, she wore a red, black, and green plaid mini-skirt that was trimmed with white lace. Under her top, she wore a red bra that was decorated with glitter or possibly some tiny sequins. Beneath her mini-skirt, Lauren wore a pair of G-string-like thong panties that were also decorated with glitter or maybe tiny sequins. On her long legs, she wore a pair of white fishnet hose that were decorated with something that glittered. (Too bad I can’t hang out in the dressing room with the features and ask questions about their costume details. Oh well, that’s not about to happen.) Lauren’s footwear for this show appeared to be the same shoes that she had worn during her first performance.
Lauren performed this show to, “Bad Guy,” by Billie Eilish, “Freak,” by Doja Cat, “So Pretty,” by Reyanna Maria & Tyga, “Pussy Talk,” by City Girls featuring Doja Cat, “Kream,” by Iggy Azalea featuring Tyga, and, “WAP,” by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion.
Lauren Phillips is very likeable in addition to being beautiful and extremely sexy. Also, she is intelligent, quite well spoken, and she has a terrific sense of humor. On top of all the aforementioned, Lauren is a world of fun to speak and joke around with! She is also an excellent performer.
Lauren comes complete with long red hair and trust me when I say that she is a natural redhead. (Don’t forget that I have seen her perform.) Lauren also has hazel eyes. She additionally stands five feet ten inches tall and she weighs one hundred forty-five pounds. Lauren’s measurements are 38DDD-27-43. (Lauren once told me that she loves being curvy. So, who am I to argue the subject? I definitely liked what I saw!)
Considering all of the above, I can see no reason why anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Lauren perform and to meet her in person should miss out on said opportunity. They would surely enjoy the experience!
Lauren can be found at laurenphillips.com. She can also be found on facebook.com and on twitter.com if I am not mistaken.
Okay folks, that will just about do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous women and fun events. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
