Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This article will be about only one feature entertainer. So, what else is new, right? If you readers are now ready, let’s move on to see just who it is that I am writing about this time around.
Lauren Lotus
Saturday night, December 10, 2022, it was off to San Diego’s Expose Gentlemen’s Club to meet Lauren Lotus for the first time and to observe both of her shows on this last night of her current booking.
For her first performance of the evening, Lauren did a cowgirl show. She came onto the stage carrying a large hoop with many colored LED lights within it and wearing a white costume. Her costume consisted of a cowgirl hat, a long-sleeved top, and a pair of chaps-like pants. Her top and her pants were both trimmed with gold chains and fringe that was decorated with rhinestones. Under her top, Lauren wore a bra, and beneath her pants, she wore a pair of G-string-like thong panties. The bra and the panties both had gold trim. To complete her costume, Lauren wore a pair of silver cowgirl boots.
At one point during this performance, Lauren did a fire show with two torches.
Not only did Lauren commit some nice interaction with the tip rail customers, but she even went so far as to pull one lucky fellow onto the stage and rode him around the stage like a small horse!
Lauren ended this performance with a whiskey show. In other words, she poured the contents of a Jack Daniels bottle all over herself. (I don’t know what was actually in the bottle, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Jack Daniels. Afterall, who in their right mind would buy a bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey and then bathe with it instead of drinking it?)
During this performance, Lauren danced to, “Cowboy,” by Kid Rock, “Eight Second Ride, by Jake Owen, and, “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy),” by Big & Rich.
During her final performance of this Expose booking, Lauren did what can only be described as a Christmas Season Barbie Doll Show. She started the show by stepping out of a large Barbie Doll Box wearing a pink Santa Claus cap that was trimmed with white artificial fur. She next wore a pink mini dress with black trim and plenty of glitter. Beneath her dress, Lauren wore a black bra with the name Barbie spelled out in silver on the right breast cup and the left breast cup. The bra had a red and black back strap. Lauren also wore a series of black straps from her neck down to a pair of thong panties. The panties had red trim and the letter,”B,” in rhinestones on the front of the crotch panel. Lauren’s footwear for this show was a pair of almost knee length high heeled black boots.
During this performance, Lauren did a fire show with two five flame torches.
At another point in her show, Lauren sat a customer in a chair and tied said customer to the pole. Not only did Lauren have fun playing with the guy, she placed roses in his mouth!
Lauren ended this performance by doing a bath bit on the stage.
For this show, Lauren performed to, “Barbie Girl,” by Sam Giancana, Robbe & DJSM, and featuring Dayana, “Sex Metal Barbie,” by In This Moment, and, “Love-Hate-Sex-Pain,” by Godsmack.
Lauren Lotus is not only a very good feature entertainer, but she is also intelligent, very friendly, and quite well spoken. Lauren also has a very good sense of humor. Therefore, it is this writer’s opinion that nobody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Lauren perform and to meet her in person should ever allow said opportunity to slip past them. I can’t see how they could possibly not thoroughly enjoy the experience.
Lauren has long blonde hair and green eyes. She is five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her lovely measurements are 32C-25-27. Lauren also comes complete with a 100% smile!
Lauren can be seen at: laurenlotus.com
She can also be found on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and TicTok.
Okay people, that’s a wrap for now. Let us all return here the next time and continue the discussion of beautiful women and fun events. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
