Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Lauren Phillips

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Myles Shaffer
Myles Shaffer

MWA: 06-22-2022 – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Once again, this column will be about only one feature entertainer. Was she worth an hour and one-half drive to see and meet her for the first time? Oh, hell yes! Now that everybody’s interest is hopefully aroused, please read on to learn the details.

Lauren Phillips

Saturday night, June 18, included a quick drive down to Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to finally get to meet Lauren Phillips and to observe both of her performances on the final night of her latest feature booking. And was I ever glad that I made the trip!

Lauren performed her first show of the evening wearing a white cowgirl hat and, for the most part, a red costume. The costume consisted of a red bra with white straps. The bra had rhinestones across the top edges of the breast cups. There were also some white strings hanging down from just beneath the rhinestones. Lauren next wore a pair of red thong bikini panties with a diamond shaped piece made with rhinestones on the front. Lauren also wore something on her legs that I don’t have a name for. They were wide red bands worn near the tops of Lauren’s thighs. Each band had a rectangular piece of material about five or six inches long hanging down the outside of Lauren’s thighs. These items also had some white strings hanging from them. (I think all of the white strings may have been made with tiny rhinestones.) All of the pieces of Lauren’s costume were covered with glitter or something that made them very sparkly. Last but not least, Lauren’s footwear was a pair of white cowgirl boots.

During this performance, Lauren did a, “Ride for ten dollars,” with one female customer, four male customers, and one house dancer but not in that particular order.

During this show, Lauren performed to, “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’,” by Jessica Simpson, “Old Town Road (Remix),” by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus, “Lean On,” by Major Lazer featuring MO & DJ Snake, “Light It Up (Annual 2017 Edit),” by Major Lazer featuring Nyla & Fuse ODG, “Roses (Imanbek Remix),” by SAINt JHN, and, “Trap Queen (Remix),” by Fetty Wap.

For her final performance of this booking, Lauren worn a pair of slightly above elbow-length purple gloves. She also wore a red bra with a neck strap. The bra had strings of tiny rhinestones hanging from the tops of the breast cups. Lauren next wore a red corset with lacing in the back. The corset also had a zipper on one side for easy removal. Lauren additionally wore an almost floor-length red skirt that was slit up one side almost to her waist. The removal of the skirt revealed a red garter on Lauren’s right thigh and a pair of red G-string-like thong panties. Lauren’s footwear for this show was a pair of black high-heeled shoes with ankle straps. With the exception of her shoes, this costume was once again covered with something that made it extremely sparkly.

At one point during this show, Lauren climbed over the tip rail to play with a couple of guys seated in the cheap seats.

Lauren ended this show with a game of cooterball for various prizes.

For this performance, Lauren danced to, “Why Don’t You Do Right,” by Amy Irving & Charles Fleischer, “Woman,” by Doja Cat, “Sweetest Pie,” by Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa, “I Kissed A Girl,” by Katy Perry, “Side To Side,” by Ariana Grande featuring Nicki Minaj, and, “Gimme More,” by Britney Spears.

I like Lauren immensely.  Not only is she beautiful and extremely sexy, but she is also intelligent, well spoken, and has a great sense of humor.  Lauren is also a world of fun to speak with!

Lauren has long red hair. (Now that I have finally met Lauren and have seen her perform, I can safely say that she is a natural redhead!) She has hazel eyes. Lauren stands five feet ten inches tall and weighs one hundred forty-five pounds. And, her sexy physique measures 38DDD-27-43. (Lauren said that she loves being curvy, and that is just fine with me. I love looking at her!)

Lauren can be seen at laurenphillips.com She can also be found on facebook.com and on twitter.com I believe.

Okay good people, that will be a wrap for now. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of fun events and gorgeous women. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer