Myles’ Weekend Adventures: BJ McNaughty

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Myles Shaffer
Myles Shaffer

MWA: 06-14-2022 – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Once again, this column will be about only one feature entertainer. However, she and her shows are one of a kind. There is truly no one else touring as a feature at this time that is anything like this lady. So, please read on and learn the details.

BJ McNaughty

Saturday evening, May 21, it was off to the Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to spend some time with the one and only BJ McNaughty and to observe both of her shows on the last night of this particular booking. (For those who may not know, BJ is the only clown feature in the world to the best of my knowledge!)

For her first show on this night, BJ wore her clown makeup of course. First off, she had orange flowers in her hair. As for her costume, she wore red sleeves with white dots. She also wore a pair of green suspenders. BJ next wore a dress that was yellow at the top and red and blue on the bottom. Beneath her dress, BJ wore a pink and red bra and a pair of red ruffled panties. Under those panties, BJ wore a somewhat smaller pair of dark blue panties with large googly eyes on the butt. Beneath those panties, BJ wore a pink G-string. She next wore a pair of red, yellow, orange, blue, and green stockings with white lace around their tops. BJ’s footwear was a pair of tennis shoes. The left shoe was covered with silver glitter and had blue laces. The right shoe was covered with gold glitter and had red laces.

In the course of this show, BJ played with different colored streamers and different colored balloons. She also gave out noise makers to everybody at the tip rail. BJ ended this performance with a game of cooterball.

By the way, BJ’s version of cooterball includes her wearing a belt around her waist that has a small backboard and basketball hoop in the front. The hoop even has a little white net hanging from it. The hoop was covered with little red and blue lights on this occasion.

Whenever BJ does the cooterball game, anybody that manages to make a basket with a wadded-up dollar bill wins a prize.

During this performance, BJ danced to, “Juicy Wiggle,” by Redfoo, “Wobble,” by V.I.C., “Get Silly,” also by V.I.C., “Let’s Get Ridiculous,” by Redfoo, and, “Freek-A-Leek,” by Petey Pablo.

At the start of her final performance of this booking, BJ came onto the stage with blue and orange ribbons in her hair. She also wore an upside-down ice cream cone hat on her head. Next, she had two large ice cream truck pictures hung from her shoulders with red ropes. She also wore a short sleeved white top with a logo over her left breast. (I couldn’t tell just exactly what the logo was all about, and I had to hit the road as soon as the show ended; therefore, I never had a chance to ask BJ about the logo.) The top had two ice cream cones and BJ on the back. It also had a pink waistband. BJ next wore a white apron with pink straps. Under her top, BJ wore a white bra, and beneath her apron, she wore a pair of white ruffled panties. Under her panties, she wore a white G-string. On her legs were what appeared to be the same stockings she had worn during her first performance of the evening. Also, her footwear appeared to be the same shoes as those worn during her first show on this night.

Once BJ was nude during this show, she sat down in a plastic wading pool and smeared ice cream all over herself. She then poured strawberry syrup followed by chocolate syrup all over herself. As if that weren’t enough, she then squirted whipped cream on top of everything else.

BJ performed this show to, “Ice Cream Truck,” by Cazwell, “Popsicle,” by Talking Heads, “Ice Cream,” by Manila Luzon featuring Andre Xcellence!, “Dessert,” by Ellapaige featuring Tinchy Stryder, and, “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” by Def Leppard.

BJ’s recorded intro has, “Circus Music,” by The Hit Crew, playing in the background. I believe BJ uses the same recorded intro at the start of all of her shows, but I could be mistaken.

On this night, BJ’s hair was purple. (By her own admission, BJ’s hair color is forever changing.) BJ has hazel eyes. She is five feet six inches tall and weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds.

Since BJ does not know exactly what her measurements are, and I have never been able to find that information on the Internet, I will just say that BJ looks good from head to toe.

BJ is quite friendly, intelligent, and well spoken. And, I will say the fact that she is the world’s only full-time clown feature entertainer speaks volumes about her wonderful sense of humor. She also enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

If any of the readers should ever get an opportunity to see BJ perform and to meet her in person, they should take full advantage of said opportunity. It will be an enjoyable experience.

BJ can be found at bjmcnaughty.com She can also be seen on her official fan page on facebook.com, Instagram.com, YouTube.com, and numerous other websites on the Internet.

BJ is scheduled to be in attendance during the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Expo which will be taking place at the Las Vegas, Nevada, Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino August 14 through 17 this year.

Okay good people, that will be a wrap for now. Let’s all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of fun times and beautiful women. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer