MWA: 12-25-2021 – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about four good-looking feature entertainers two of which are a duo act. The four ladies were two showgirl features (The duo act.) and two adult film stars. Is anybody now curious enough to read on and learn the details? Good! Then let’s get started as in now!
Teal Conrad
On Thursday, December 16, it was a trip up to Rancho Cordova, CA., with a stop at the Bakersfield Golden Corral Buffet to pig out.
Once I arrived in Rancho Cordova, I checked into a motel, cleaned up, and then went to Gold Club Centerfolds to spend some time with Teal Conrad and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
For her first show of the evening, Teal wore a black bikini bra and black bikini panties. The bra had two pink stripes on the front. The panties had four pink stripes two on the back and two in the front. The panties had two long pink ribbons one on each side. The ribbons were tied in fancy bows. Teal’s footwear was a pair of open-toed and open-heeled, boot-like, high-topped black shoes. The shoes were laced up in the back and had stiletto heels and platform soles.
Teal performed this show to, “WHATS POPPIN,” by Jack Harlow, “Juice,” by Yo Gotti, and, “Pills & Automobiles,” by Chris Brown featuring Yo Gotti & A Boogie Wit da Hoodie & Kodak Black.
At the start of her final show of the evening, Teal began wearing a blue top with some narrow white stripes. With the top, she wore a blue, super short, mini skirt. The skirt had a white panel on the front. Within the panel were three red stars in a vertical row on each side. On each side of the panel were two diagonal white stripes that formed a broad V of sorts. Teal next wore a pair of blue bikini panties. Her footwear for this show was a pair of red, boot-like, high-topped shoes with a vertical strap and a gold buckle on the outside of each. The shoes also had stiletto heels and small platform soles.
During this show, Teal performed to, “Do My Dance,” by Tyga featuring Two Chainz, “Gas Pedal,” by Sage the Gemini featuring IamSu, and, “Don’t Rush,” by Young T & Bugsey featuring Headie One.
Teal has brown hair and eyes of blue. She is five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-one pounds, and her measurements are 34D-26-36.
I have always known Teal to be intelligent, friendly, and well spoken. She also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. Teal additionally is inclined to show affection to those that she knows and likes.
Shortly after the last time that I saw Teal, I heard that she had unexpectedly retired from the adult entertainment industry and a later engagement at the Gold Club Centerfolds was cancelled. We can always hope that this event is the start of Teal making a comeback to at least feature dancing. Come to think of it, I believe it was Teal who told me that she had been recently creating some adult entertainment work on the Internet. (Come to think of it, the last time before this night that I saw Teal was Thursday night, June 16, 2016. She was hanging out at the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club with adult film star and feature dancer Adriana Chechik, who was feature dancing that night, and Brooke Haven who was assisting Adriana.)
So, let us hope that Teal will be doing more feature dancing from here on. If that is the case, and given Teal’s personality, and the fact that she does a good job on a stage, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.
Teal can be seen on Instagram, Twitter, and a lot of websites on the Internet.
Fire and Ice (Janine Jericho and Hayla Faye)
Friday, December 17, I drove back down to Bakersfield where I checked into a motel and then went to the Golden Corral Buffet to eat my fill. Once I was thoroughly stuffed, I returned to the motel to clean up.
When the time came, I went to the Deja Vu Showgirls to say hello to Janine Jericho, to meet Hayla Faye, to spend a little bit of time with the ladies, and to observe both of their shows of the evening.
During Fire and Ice’s first show of the evening, Janine Jericho wore her black and yellow transformer(?) costume. (At least I think it was suppose to be a transformer costume. Maybe I’ll remember to ask Janine about that costume one of these days.) Beneath her outer garb, Janine wore a combination of a black bra, a black garter belt, and a pair of black thong panties. Her footwear was a pair of somewhat above knee-length black boots with Stiletto heels and platform soles.
During this performance, Hayla Faye wore a black, gold, and white mini dress. Beneath her dress, Hayla wore a black and gold bra and thong panties combination. For footwear, Hayla wore a pair of high-topped black shoes.
At one point during this performance, Janine and Hayla did some simulated girl/girl action. A few times during the show, the ladies performed some acrobatic balancing moves together. At another point it the show, Janine picked up a pair of cat-o-nine-tails with little multi-colored LED lights in them and gently whipped Hayla. Then they both went around the stage playing with the cat-o-nine-tails. During another part of this performance, Hayla did an impressive hand walk across the stage.
During this show, Janine and Hayla performed to, “Last Transmission,” by Unobvious, “I Can Transform Ya,” by Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne & Swizz Beatz, “Kill Everybody,” by Skrillex, “First Of The Year (Equinox),” also by Skrillex, “Something In Your Mouth,” by Nickelback, “Breakn’ A Sweat,” by Skrillex & The Doors, “Set 2022,” by DJ Kulich, and, “Welcome To The Par (Original Mix),” by Locdu.
At the start of Fire and Ice’s final show of the evening, Janine wore a long-sleeved, floor-length, silver gown that was trimmed with white feathers. Under her gown, Janine wore a silver bra and a pair of black latex panties with a good-sized silver decoration on the front. Beneath her panties, Janine wore a silver thong.
For this performance, Hayla wore a costume so different from any that I had ever seen before, I had to take a photograph of her in it before the show started.
For starters, Hayla wore a silver choker around her lovely throat. She then wore a blue bra with artificial breasts attached to it. Next, she wore a blue corset-like item. Hayla also wore a skirt-like item make of wire hoops with various items for decorations. Next Hayla wore a silver thong with a red heart in the front. Within the heart were white letters that spelled out, “Eat Me.” Under her thong, Hayla wore a white G-string.
So far as footwear goes, neither of the ladies wore any during this performance. That’s right. Janine and Hayla both performed this show with no shoes, socks, or hose of any kind.
During this performance, the ladies again did some simulated girl/girl action, some more acrobatic tricks, and they ended the show with Hayla assisting Janine with a milk bath and then helping her wash the milk off with a large pitcher of water. During part of Janine’s milk bath, Hayla went around the stage playing with a large balloon.
During this performance, the ladies danced to, “Booyah,” by Showtek featuring We Are Loud & Sonny Wilson, “Cold As Ice (Crazibiza Remix),” by Sean Finn, “Frozen (90’s Anthems Extended), by Liula, “Let It Go (From “Frozen”/Dave Audé Club Remix (Audio),” by Idina Menzel, “Stereophonik (Original Mix),” by Fernando Olaya, and, “Breakn’ A Sweat,” by Skrillex & The Doors.”
Janine Jericho comes complete with blonde hair and blue-green eyes. Whether her eyes are blue or green depends upon what she might be wearing at the moment. Janine is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her great-looking body measures 34DD-25-34 and one-half inches.
I have known Janine for a few years now; therefore, I feel safe in saying that she is an intelligent and extremely friendly lady. She is very well spoken and can hold a conversation with just about anybody. Also, she truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
Ms. Jericho is one of the best showgirl feature entertainers touring America and her native Canada at this time. So, I highly recommended that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person given the chance. It should prove to be an enjoyable experience.
Janine can be visited at janinejericho.com She is also to be found on Facebook, Twitter, and other sites on the Internet.
Hayla Faye is the Deja Vu 2019 Showgirl of the Year. She has long red hair and green eyes. She is five feet three inches tall and weighs one hundred thirty pounds. Hayla said that she really didn’t know exactly what her measurements were, and I haven’t been able to find anything on the Internet regarding those statistics. What I can say is that Hayla has a great looking body!
Hayla proved to be an attractive and very friendly young woman. I for one thoroughly enjoyed speaking with her, and I am convinced that she does enjoy meeting and speaking with her fans. So, if give the opportunity, the readers should not forego the chance to go to a club to see her perform in person. It will be a pleasant experience.
Hayla Faye can be found on Instagram, Facebook, Onlyfans, and some other places on the Internet.
Karma RX
Saturday morning, December 18, I checked out of the motel, went to, you guessed it, the Golden Corral Buffet to pig out again. Once I was finished eating, I drove home and rested for a while.
When it came time, I freshened up and then drove down to Expose Gentlemen’s Club, in San Diego, to say hello to Karma RX and to observe both of her shows on this final night of her current booking.
For her first show of the evening, Karma wore a black latex one piece bathing suit. Beneath that, she wore a gold bra and a pair of gold G-string-like thong panties. Karma also wore a pair of mid-thigh-length black hose on her lovely legs. Karma’s footwear was a pair of somewhat above knee-length black boots with stiletto heels.
Near the end of the performance, Karma called a club employee (Sushi) up onto the stage. She then proceeded to preform a simulated sex act with him using a good-sized black dildo. (While the sex act was simulated, the usage of the dildo was for real. Karma put it to good use on, or should I say in, herself!)
Karma performed this show to a cover of Rihanna’s, “Bitch Better Have My Money,” by Tommy Vext, “Vermilion,” by Slipknot, and, “Sick Like Me,” by In This Moment.
For her second and final show of her current booking, Karma wore a black bra with a neck strap. With her bra, she wore a rather small, pleated, black mini skirt. Beneath the skirt, Karma wore a pair of white G-string-like thong panties. Beyond that, she wore the same fishnet hose and the same boots that she had worn during her first show of the evening.
Karma performed her final show of this current booking with the same music in the same order as her first show of the night with one exception. That exception was the fact that the show ended with, “Porn Star Dancing,” by My Darkest Days featuring Zakk Wylde. (I believe, “Porn Star Dancing,” may have been house music that Karma’s show overlapped into, but I won’t bank on it.)
Karma again ended the show with what appeared to be the same dildo and Sushi. (The other people in the club call the young man Sushi became of the fact that he prepares and sells very good Sushi out on the smoking patio on the First Saturday night of each month of the year.)
The sexy-looking Karma now has long blonde hair and green eyes. She stands five feet four inches tall and weighs in at one hundred twenty pounds.
The last time I saw Karma perform in a club, she told me that she really didn’t know exactly what her measurements were, so I took a look at her agency’s website and found some information. According to the website, Karma’s measurements are 32H-28-40. Now I have my doubts about the 32H breast measurement. Karma’s breasts look like double Ds to me. The twenty-eight-inch waist looks about right. Now the forty-inch hip measurement can’t be right, and Karma has agreed with me on that in the near past. Based upon my observations of Karma both when in clothes and when she has been nude on a stage, I believe that her hip measurement is about thirty-two-inches, and definitely no more than thirty-six-inches.
Karma is intelligent, a good conversationalist, and has a great sense of humor. She also thoroughly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans. She is also extremely friendly. And, last but certainly not least, she is quite a pretty woman.
When on a stage, Karma performs so well as a great many of the adult film star/feature entertainers that I have observed over the years and far better than several that I have seen. So, I do recommend that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person slip past them. I do not believe they would not enjoy the experience.
Look for Karma at karmarx.com and other places on the Internet.
Okay folks, that will just about do it for now. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss fun times and beautiful women. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great Christmas, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année,
Myles Shaffer
