Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Jennifer White, The Dirty Show, and a mention of the Expose Elite Championship, Carmen Valentina, Reagan Reilly, and Sophie Dee.
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This article will be about one feature entertainer, three comedians, and the reasons why I didn’t go anywhere for almost three weeks.
So let us get started, shall we?
To begin with, please allow me to mention the debut of the Expose Elite Championship held at Expose Gentlemen’s Club in San Diego, California.
On Thursday night, February 27, Contestants Shar Zayn and Shay Lynn performed.
The contestants who performed on Friday night, February 28, were Simone Danalustrous, Angel Beau, and Annie Lane.
Saturday night, February 29, all five contestants performed. (There were suppose to be a total of six contestants; however, due to a last minute family emergency, Natasha Nova was unable to attend.)
The winner of this year’s contest was none other than Annie Lane!
Dino Palmiotto, the owner of Expose, has told me that he plans to make the Expose Elite Championship an annual event.
Kris Kay, PR Manager & Sales, representing Exotic Dancer Publications (exoticdancer.com), was in attendance both Friday and Saturday nights.
I had hoped to be able to attend all three nights of the contest, but things simply did not work out. First, there was the cost of gasoline, food, and a motel room for three nights in the San Diego area. Second was the fact that I was in recovery mode from the cataract surgery that was performed on my right eye Monday morning, February 24. Hopefully, I will be able to attend next year.
During the weekend of Friday, March 6, I had wanted to drive to Tucson, Arizona, to spend some time at Tens Show Club with Carmen Valentina. Saturday morning, March 6, the plan was to drive from Tucson to San Diego, California, to see Reagan Reilly at Expose Gentlemen’s Club.
Unfortunately, due to the fact that the total trip would have been one thousand plus miles on my car, would have cost me three hundred plus dollars, and the fact that I am still in recovery from my cataract surgery, I decided to stay home.
Then, Thursday night, March 12, I was going to go to the Ontario Deja Vu Bar & Nightclub to see Sophie Dee. When it came time to get ready, I decided not to go. An hour later, I decided that, if I really hustled, I could still make it in time to at least catch Sophie’s last show of the evening. However, when I told my other half than I had changed my mind again, she started in on me about how the newscasts were all saying that people shouldn’t go out in public. So I said, fine, I won’t go! (Lousy Coronavirus!)
I used to think that I was in control of my life. I have no idea when it happened, but apparently my life is now controlled by newscasters and my loving wife. Oh well, she is still the greatest woman I have ever had the good luck to know!
Jennifer White
Saturday night, March 14, I drove down to San Diego’s Expose Gentlemen’s Club to see Jennifer White’s first performance of the evening and the one permance of, “The Dirty Show.” /More about, “The Dirty Show,” coming up.)
During Jennifer’s first time on stage this night, she wore beautiful necklace. I don’t know if the necklace was made with rhinestones, zirconia stones, or what. I just know that the stones sparkled like real diamonds. She also wore a wide rhinestone, zirconia, or whatever, bracelet on her left wrist. Jennifer next wore a pair of fingerless black gloves. Her next item of apparel was a gold bra that was covered with sequins. With her bra, Jennifer wore a black somewhat tight mini-skirt that was decorated with lots of glitter. Beneath her mini-skirt, she wore a black G-string. Jennifer also wore a pair of black knee pads. Jennifer’s footwear was a pair black shoes with spike heels, platform soles, and ankle straps with a series of crisscrossed thin straps attached to them. Those straps worked their way up her legs to about one third of the way to her knees.
Jennifer performed this show to, “X Rated,” by Excicion featuring Messinian, “I Love It,” by Kanye West featuring Lil Pump, “Wit The Shits (W.T.S.),” by Meek Mill featuring Melii, and, “Freaky,” by Tory Lanez.
During this show, Jennifer interacted reasonably well with a few of the tip rail patrons.
I had originally planned to observe both of Jennifer’s performances on this night; however, about halfway to San Diego, I received a call from my loving wife informing me that she was to be released from the hospital around noon the next day. Since I would be the only one who would be available to pick her up and drive her home, I decided to miss Jennifer’s final show of the booking in order to get home early enough to get as much sleep as I could before heading to the hospital.
When on a stage, Jennifer performs so well as a great many of the feature dancers I have observed over the years. She always wears good-looking and very sexy costumes. In addition, Jennifer’s musical selections always work very well with her performances.
Once again, I was unable to ask Jennifer about her physical statistics. So I will again have to work with what I have seen and what I once read on boobpedia.com. Therefore, to the best of my knowledge, Jennifer has somewhat long brown hair, and hazel eyes. She stands five feet two inches tall and weighs one hundred fourteen pounds. Jennifer’s lovely all-natural body measures 34C-21-33.
Jennifer is an intelligent and very well-spoken young woman. She is additionally very charming and quite friendly. Jennifer also enjoys performing. And, she thoroughly enjoys meeting and conversing with her fans.
In my opinion, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to observe some of Jennifer’s performances and to meet her in person. I do believe that they would greatly enjoy the experience.
I still have not been able to locate anything that I believe to be an official website of Jennifer’s, I have found a site that appears to be dedicated to her at clubjenniferwhite.com/Welcome to Club Jennifer White (Warning: This site is definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) Jennifer can also be found on many other websites across the Internet, so happy hunting.
The Dirty Show
The owner of Expose, Dino Palmiotto, tried something a bit different on this night, and in my opinion, it was a success.
In addition to having Jennifer feature dancing Friday and Saturday nights during this weekend, Dino booked one performance of, “The Dirty Show,” on Saturday night.
After Jennifer had finished her first show of the evening, and two house dancers had done their thing, the one performance of, “Expose presents The Dirty Show,” kicked off.
Comedian Mark Gonzales opened the show with a very funny comedic bit.
Once Mark was finished, the stage was taken over by Cory and Chad, “The Smash Brothers.” (Cory and Chad just happen to be identical twins.”
“The Smash Brothers,” were so hilarious, they had the entire club laughing very hard almost continuosly during the time they spent performing.
Okay folks, that will just about do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss beautiful women and fun times. Unfortunately, thanks to the Coronavirus pandemic, the clubs within a reasonable driving distance of my location have been shut down and have cancelled their feature entertainer bookings until further notice. So, I have no idea at this time how long it will be before I have anything to write about. But until then, everybody please stay safe, have a great week, try not to catch that infernal virus, and live life as if there were no tomorrow! Yes, I know that will be rather difficult to do considering all that is going on, but do what you can without exposing yourselves to anything that is deadly.
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
