Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Simone Danalustrous, Tera Patrick, and a mention of Inari Vachs
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about two extremely sexy feature entertainers, one a showgirl feature and the other an adult film star feature. Is anybody now curious enough to read on and learn the details? Good. Then let us get started.
But first, allow me to tell the readers about the upcoming 2019 Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo. The Expo is being held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino August 11 through 14 this year.
Not only is the Expo a great, well organized, well run and fun convention, but it is the only one in America that is centered around the gentlemen’s club industry, exotic dancers, and exotic feature dancers. (Correct me if I am wrong, but I don’t think I am.)
Let us now begin the discussion of beautiful women.
Simone Danalustrous
Friday, July 5, I drove down to San Diego to spend a little time with Simone Danalustrous and to observe her first two shows of the evening at Expose Gentlemen’s Club.
For her first show of the evening, Simone wore a black costume. On her head, Simone wore a pair of bunny ears that were about six inches tall. The ears were decorated with rhinestones. She also wore a wristband on her right arm. Next, she wore a small bra with no breast cups. She also wore a complete bra and a large belt-like piece. Simone additionally wore a G-string. She also wore a pair of above knee-length legwarmers. For footwear, Simone wore a pair of clear shoes with spike heels and platform soles.
At one point during this show, Simone pulled a house dancer up onto the stage. She then reclined on a large pillow, put the house dancer on top of herself and proceeded to have lots of girl/girl fun and games for a few minutes.
Simone performed this show to, “Blow Your Mind (Mwah),” by Dua Lipa, “Dirty Sexy Money,” by David Guetta & Afrojack featuring Charli XCX & French Montana, “Ladi Dadi (Tommy Trash Remix),” by Steve Aoki featuring Wynter Gordon, and, “Bullet,” by Super Jet featuring OFLO.
Simone’s second show was what I am going to call her, “Hawaiian Show,” based upon the look of her costume. During this show, she wore an artificial flower lei for a headband. (Both of her arms were also loaded with identical leis most of which she gave to tip rail patrons.) Simone next wore a silver and black bra that was practically covered with sequins. She also wore an almost floor-length item with a gold waistband from which hung many green strings. When Simone removed this item, she revealed a pair of green bikini panties. Beneath the bikini panties, she wore a G-string-like thong that matched her bra. Simone’s footwear for this show was a pair of clear shoes with ankle straps, stiletto heels, and platform soles.
Simone finished this show with a sexy lotion bit.
During this show, Simone performed to, “Tulou Tagaloa,” by Olivia Foa’l, (Either this number was very short or just a little bit of it was played as an intro.), “Whine Up (Bilingual Version),” by Kat DeLuna, “California Gurls,” by Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg, “Paradise City,” by Guns N’ Roses, and, “Sweat (A La La La La Long),” by Inner Circle.
Simone is an exotic-looking woman. She is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and her great-looking body measures 34D-24-36.
In all the time that I have known her, Simone has proven to be one of the most pleasant women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. She is sweet, caring, an excellent conversationalist, and she has a great sense of humor. In addition to all of that, Simone thoroughly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
When I first met Simone, she was a house dancer at a club in Santa Ana who also did some burlesque dancing on the side. At the time I met her, Simone was already a better performer than some of the features I had seen at that time. After several years of training and experience as a feature entertainer, Simone is one of the best in the industry!
It is highly recommended that anyone who might get an opportunity to see Simone perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity.
It would appear that Simone still does not have an official website, and I didn’t think to ask her about it when I had the chance. Unfortunately, I also do not know whether or not she may still be doing webcam shows. However, she can be found all over the Internet. So, if anybody is curious enough, they can always do an Internet search for Simone Danalustrous.
Tera Patrick
Saturday, July 6, involved a drive to Las Vegas, Nevada, to speak with adult film super star Tera Patrick and to observe both of her shows of the evening at Little Darlings Gentlemen’s Club.
Tera performed her fist show of the evening wearing a sheer pink, long-sleeved, almost floor-length peignoir. With the peignoir, she wore a pair of elbow-length pink gloves. Tera next wore a silver and pink bra and a matching G-string. Both the bra and the G-string were virtually covered with sequins. Tera’s legs were adorned with a pair of mid-thigh-length sheer black hose. Tera’s footwear was a pair of high-topped shoes with stiletto heels. The shoes were laced up their fronts from just behind the toes to the tops.
This show was performed to, “Starstruck,” by Santigold, “Sunshine,” by Alice In Chains, “Freak,” by Lana Del Rey, and, “Calypso,” by Datsik.
At the start of her last performance of the evening, Tera wore a pair of black fingerless gloves. She next wore a red corselet that was laced up the back and had a zipper in the front for easy removal. The corselet had several narrow vertical stripes in the front. Tera also wore a black latex, or possibly shiny leather, mini-skirt. The skirt had some small, shiny, metal studs across the front of the waist area. It also had a series of long fringe around the bottom hem. Beneath the corselet and the mini-skirt, Tera wore a sheer black one-piece swimsuit-like item that had solid black hearts over her nipple areas. Under this item, she wore a pair of black G-string-like thong panties. On her legs, she wore a pair of slightly above knee-length sheer black hose. And for footwear, she wore the same pair of shoes that she had worn during her first show.
During this show, Tera danced to, “Pony,” by Far, “I Would for You,” by Nine Inch Nails, “Blood, Milk and Sky (Miss September Mix),” by White Zombie, and, “Sex on Fire,” by Kings of Leon.
A beautiful, exotic-looking woman, Tera is one-half Thai and one-half English. Her natural hair color is black, I think, and her eyes are brown. Taller than the average woman, Tera stands five feet nine inches tall. Her weight is one hundred twenty-one pounds, and her great-looking body measures 36tDD-24-34.
Tera is intelligent, very well-spoken, and extremely friendly. She also enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans. However, Tera does not often have much time to sit and speak with anybody between her shows. That is because she is one of the most recognized, beautiful, and popular adult entertainers in the world! The result of all of that is the fact that a personal appearance by Tera generally packs places to the rafters with people wanting to see her perform and to meet her in person. Although, she always attempts to spend at least a few minutes with each of her fans during her meet and greets.
Tera is a good, very experienced, performer. So, it is recommendable that nobody should ever miss out on an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. It should prove to be an enjoyable experience.
People can visit Tera at her official website: terapatrick.com But, it would be ill advised to view her site at work. It is definitely for adults only which makes it a huge NO-NO in the workplace.
Between Tera’s shows, and after having spent a few minutes speaking with her, I was standing near the club’s entrance speaking with Trevor, the general manager, when a good-looking woman walked up and stood very close to my right side. (Any closer and she would have been leaning against me.) After a few seconds, I turned my head toward her, took a good look at her, and said, “I know you, don’t I?” She smiled and said, “I’m Inari Vachs.” I then said, “Oh good grief, of course you are! How have you been? (In my own defense, the light was dim, and I wasn’t expecting to see Inari, so I was caught off-guard. That sounds a lot better than the thought that I might be getting senile!)
Unfortunately, I had to deal with two different customers that were total, ill-mannered, jerks during the evening. However, that less than desirable experience was offset by the fact that I also met Samantha, Kelly, and Juan that night. Those three people were extremely nice, well-mannered, and friendly. I would be more than happy to spend some more time with them sometime in the near future.
I would like to finish by giving a shout out to DJ Jay. When I first saw Jay, he looked so familiar that I thought I knew him from there at Little Darlings. However, after comparing mental notes, we realized that we knew each other from Skin Gentlemen’s Club in Culver City, California. (I used to go there during the time that the club was booking feature entertainers.)
Anyway, Jay is a very good DJ. He is also very nice and friendly. He is additionally quite willing to help me identify the music that the features perform to during their shows.
That will just about do it for now good people. We should all meet back here the next time to continue to discuss fun times and ultimately gorgeous women. Until then, everybody should stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
