MWA: 08/26/17

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Jenna Haze, Reminder of the Owners Expo

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about only one feature entertainer. However, she is a legend and was well worth the drive and an overnight stay. (And this trip, I didn’t destroy a tire.)

But, before I proceed, let me remind everybody that the 2017 Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo Twenty-fifth Anniversary and related events will be kicking off at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, in Las Vegas, Nevada, this coming Sunday, August 27.

Jenna Haze

Saturday, August 19, I drove up to Bakersfield, checked into a motel, went to the Golden Corral to eat, and then returned to the motel for a nap. After my nap, I went to the Déjà Vu Showgirls to say hello to Jenna Haze, chat with her for a little while, and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

At the start of her first show, Jenna came onto the stage carrying a black riding crop. Jenna wore an all-black costume with the exception of a pair of white cuffs with a band of black sequins on each one. She also wore a headpiece with bunny ears. Around her throat, she wore a choker. Next, Jenna wore a bra decorated with sequins, a corset also decorated with sequins, and a pair of bikini panties that were also decorated with sequins. Beneath her panties, Jenna wore a G-string-like thong. On her legs were a pair of mid-thigh length fishnet hose. Jenna’s footwear was a pair of shoes with stiletto heels and ankle straps.

Jenna performed this show to, “Head Like a Hole,” by Nine Inch Nails, “Change,” by the Deftones, “Desire,” by Meg Myers, and, “Fuck the Pain Away,” by Peaches.

For her final show, Jenna wore a pink and white stylized girls’ baseball team uniform. (I was going to call it a cheerleader’s costume until Jenna referred to her costume as a girls’ baseball team uniform.)

First of all, Jenna wore a black choker that was decorated with small rhinestones around her throat. Next, she wore a pair of long wristbands. Each wristband had a narrow pink band around each end. Each wristband also had a pink star in the middle of it. Jenna also wore a short white with pink trim mini-dress that resembled a sports jersey. The mini-dress had the words All Stars spelled out with pink letters above Jenna’s breasts.

It also had a large pink 7 on the back. The mini-dress was laced up each side with wide white ribbons. Beneath her dress, Jenna wore a white bra and a pair of white G-string-like thong panties. The panties had three little pink stars on the front panel forming an inverted triangle. Jenna next wore a pair of almost knee-length white socks, and her footwear was a pair of pink Nike sneakers with white shoelaces.

During this show, Jenna danced to, “Partition,” by Beyonce, “Wicked Games,” by the Weeknd, “Taste of Silver,” by Until the Ribbon Breaks, and, “Whiskey Fever,” by Dorothy.

Jenna’s interaction with the tip rail customers was pretty much limited to lots of sexy smiles and close up views of her lovely goodies. After all, she was performing in Bakersfield.

Jenna currently has rather long dark brown hair and her eyes are brown. She is five feet three inches tall and weighs one hundred two pounds. And last but not least, her lovely measurements are 32B-24-32.

I have known Jenna for a good number of years. (Actually, I have known her for almost as long as she has been in the industry.) So, I feel quite safe in saying that Jenna is a sweet, intelligent, lady who is extremely friendly. And, she loves to meet and speak with her fans.

When it comes to performing on stage, Jenna is so good as the vast majority of the feature dancers I’ve seen over the years I have been doing my thing in the adult entertainment world and then some. Therefore, I highly recommend that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to go to a club to see Jenna perform and to meet her in person slip away from them.

In regard to seeing Jenna perform, I would also recommend that nobody should waste any time. That is because of the fact that Jenna plans to retire from feature dancing soon. So anybody that is a mind of seeing her perform and meeting her in person should catch up with her at any of the following engagements:

August 24th – 26, 2017: Platinum 84, Denver, Colorado

September 15th and 16th, 2017: Blush, Pittsburgh, PA

Sept 22 & 23, 2017: Vanity Gentleman’s Club, Columbus, OH

September 28th – 30th, 2017: Hustler Club, Las Vegas, NV

October 6th, 2017: Déjà Vu, Spokane, Washington

October 7th, 2017: Déjà Vu , Colorado Springs, Colorado

October 13th, 2017: DreamGirls, Seattle Washington

October 14th, 2017: Dreamgirls, Tacoma, Washington

October 20th, 2017: Rouge, Portland, Oregon

November 3rd – 5th, 2017: Exxxotica Convention, Edison, NJ

November 9th – 11th, 2017: Hustler Club, Baltimore, MD

November 17 & 18, 2017: Scores/Trophy Club, Greenville, SC

November 25th, 2017: Red Parrot, El Paso, Texas

December 1st and 2nd, 2017: Scores, Savannah, Georgia

December 8th and 9th, 2017: The Harem, Dayton, Ohio

December 14Th, 2017: Déjà Vu, City of Industry, California

December 15th, 2017: Déjà Vu, North Hollywood, California

December 16th, 2017: Déjà Vu, Hollywood, California

December 29 – 31, 2017: Little Darlings, Oklahoma City, OK

January 19th and 20th, 2018: Expose, San Diego, California

The foregoing information is from Jenna’s website; therefore, it would be advisable to call any club that anybody might plan to visit to see Jenna perform in to be certain that she will be there. After all, even if she were not planning to retire from featuring, things can sometimes change at the last minute for various reasons.

Okay folks, that will do it for now. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of sexy women and good times. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer