Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Britney Amber – Bonjour mon amis! Comment CA VA? Myles Shaffer here.
This column will be about only one woman; however, she is a lady that is well worth a long drive to hang out with. So good people please read on to see just exactly what I have to say about the pretty young lady.
Britney Amber
Friday, February 13, I drove up to the Gold Club Centerfolds Gentlemen’s Club, in Rancho Cordova, to spend some time with Britney Amber and to observe all three of her shows of the evening.
At the start of Britney’s first show of the evening, what I originally thought to be a long-sleeved top and a pair of short shorts turned out to be a basically black one piece affair. The sleeves of the piece were black and white checkered and there was a wide, yellow, vertical stripe down each side. Beneath her one piece item of clothing, Britney wore a hot pink string bikini bra and a pair of hot pink G-string-like bikini bottoms. Her footwear for this show was a pair of mid-thigh length hot pink stiletto-heeled boots.
Britney performed her first show to, “Gimme that Nutt,” by Eazy-E, “FM$,” by New Boyz, “Licking, Sucking, Fucking,” also by Eazy-E, and, “Make it Rain,” by Travis Porter.
To begin her second show, Britney wore a red plastic fireman’s hat, and a pair of suspenders. The suspender straps were yellow with a vertical black stripe in the middle on the front half and solid black on the back half. Next she wore a red corselet that was covered with sequins. Britney also wore a black crinoline petticoat as a very short mini-skirt. Under the corselet and the, “Mini-skirt,” Britney wore a bathing suit style article. This piece had horizontal slits on the sides and on the front and the back. The slits on the front and the back sides gave the appearance of being inverted triangles. Beneath the one piece article, she wore a black G-string. Finishing out her costume was a pair of black shoes with ankle straps, stiletto heels, and platform soles of moderate height.
During her second show Britney danced to, “Fire,” by Ohio Players, “Fireman,” by Lil Wayne, “Fire,” by Jimi Hendrix, and, “Fireball,” by Pit Bull. (“Fire,” by Ohio Players and, “Fire,” by Jimi Hendrix are two completely different songs that somehow just happen to have the same title.) (I have seen a large number of exotic dancers, both house girls and feature performers, dance to music(?) by Lil Wayne. I have to wonder how many of those ladies know that Lil Wayne is originally from New Orleans, Louisiana.)
For her last show of the evening, Britney wore a hot pink latex necktie with a short sleeved black top and a hot pink mini-skirt with four vertical zippers. There was one zipper in the front, one zipper in the back, and one zipper on each side of the mini-skirt. Beneath her top and her mini-skirt, she wore the same hot pink bikini set that she had worn in her first show. And on her feet, she wore the same pair of shoes that she had worn during her second show.
For her last performance of the evening, Britney did her thing to, “Ka-Boom, Ka-Boom,” by Marilyn Manson, “User Friendly,” also by Marilyn Manson, “Lips Like Morphine,” by Kill Hannah, and, “Cozza Frenzy,” by BassNectar.
Britney ended all three of her shows with a game of cooterball for some of her DVDs as prizes.
Britney committed great up close, personal, and in your face interaction with the tip rail squatters during all three of her shows. During her last two shows of the evening, she even went so far as to come down from the stage to play with one or two people in the cheap seats. Also during her last two shows of the evening, Britney lured a willing female volunteer up onto the stage for a bit of mutually enjoyable playing around. (Britney enjoyed doing the playing around, and her volunteer certainly didn’t seem to mind being played with one little bit!)
The ever beautiful Britney Amber has blonde hair and sexy blue eyes. She is five feet five inches tall. She weighs a lovely one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are a great-looking 36D-25-36.
Britney is very friendly and charming. She also has a terrific, fun-loving, personality. She additionally has an excellent sense of humor. As if all of that were not enough, she greatly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
When I woke up Saturday morning, February 14, I discovered that a well-known adult film superstar I know had texted me a Valentine’s Day greeting approximately three hours and twelve minutes earlier. I answered her text and told her that I had just woken up, where I was, and that I had driven up there the day before to spend time with Britney. She responded with, “Aww, I love her! Super sweet and nice!” So you see folks, I am not the only person who has a high opinion of Britney!
Ms. Amber’s stage performances are so good as many of the features I’ve seen over many years. Therefore, considering her personality and her performances, it is my recommendation that anyone who might be given the opportunity to go out to a club to see Britney perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail.
BritneyAmberxxx.com doesn’t seem to work anymore. At least it would not open up for me. However, a quick Internet search will pull up lots of stuff about and of Britney. So happy hunting, people.
That will do it for this time around folks. Let us all meet back here the next time to again discuss fun and games with sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
