Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Heather Vahn – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Here’s wishing all of the readers a Happy and Very Prosperous New Year! This column will be about only one woman. However, in my own personal opinion, she was well worth a long drive. So please read on good people.
Heather Vahn
Saturday, January 17, I drove up to the Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, to see whether or not Heather Vahn might remember meeting me last year (She thought that I looked very familiar to her.), and to spend the evening hanging out with her and to observe all three of her shows on this the last night of her booking.
At the start of her first show of the evening, Heather wore a pink midriff top that was trimmed with thin black lines on all of its edges. The top was laced together between her breasts with a long black ribbon. Next Heather wore a very small pink mini-skirt that was trimmed with a narrow band of black lace around the bottom hem. The mini-skirt also had a thin black line around the top of the waist. On the front of the mini-skirt were two black lines forming two somewhat large hearts with a little bow at the top of each. Under her mini-skirt, Heather wore a black G-string. On her feet were a pair of pink shoes with stiletto heels.
Heather ended this show with a game of cooterball with some of her posters as prizes.
The music for this show was, “Touch it,” by Monifah, “Nasty Girl,” by Vanity 6, and, “Touch of My Hand,” by Britney Spears.
For her second show, Heather came out onto the stage with a black feather boa draped around her neck. (Would it sound too stupid to say that around her neck she wore Heather’s feathers? Yeah, it probably would.) She also carried a whistle such as what a sports referee would use. In addition to the boa, Heather wore a black and white vertically striped bikini bra and a small matching mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, Heather wore a white G-string with sequins attached to the crotch panel. Heather’s footwear for this show was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels, platform soles of moderate height, and ankle straps.
At the beginning of this show, Heather deep-throated a long double-ended dildo.
During this show, Heather performed to, “Bounce it,” by Juicy J, “Red Light Special,” by TLC, and, “All the Time,” by Jeremih.
Heather ended this show with a, “Ride for five,” session, and she had quite a few takers. I didn’t think to take an accurate count, but I believe there were at least ten customers who gleefully took advantage of the situation including at least two women.
To begin her final show of the booking, Heather once again deep-throated the long dildo.
When the show started, Heather was wearing a red short-sleeved midriff top that was tied together between her breasts. Beneath her top, Heather wore a white string bikini bra. Next she wore a pair of blue extremely short-shorts. Under her shorts, she wore a pair of white bikini bottoms. She finished up her costume with a pair of red spike-heeled platform-soled shoes. The shoes also had clear straps across the tops of Heather’s feet.
This show ended with another game of cooterball for posters. After the game ended, Heather tossed out one of her DVDs to, “The loudest customer.”
Heather performed this show to, “Only you,” by Ashanti, “Fuck with Me you Know I Got it,” by Jay Z featuring Rick Ross, and, “You’re Makin’ Me High,” by Toni Braxton.
When Heather performs, she commits very good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.
Heather performs on stage so well as many of the features I have seen in recent years and better than a few.
I find Heather to be very friendly and quite charming. She is also intelligent and an interesting conversationalist. Additionally, Heather greatly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
Heather currently has somewhat long blonde hair and her eyes are brown. She is five feet three inches tall, weighs ninety-five pounds, and she measures a sexy 34C-24-34.
It is my recommendation that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Heather perform and to meet her in person should take full advantage of said opportunity.
Heather can be found at heathervahnexclusive.com.
That will just about do it for this time around. Next up will be the four day AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Therefore, we should all meet back here the next time to read all about the convention and all the sexy women in attendance. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
