Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Audrey Bitoni, IIM Party, Suzie Malone, Angels – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about two beautiful feature dancers, a rocking industry party in a Hollywood nightclub, and a sports bar that was new to me. So people, please read on to see just what I am speaking of.
Audrey Bitoni
Myles wrote a glowing eleven-paragraph recount of this girl’s feature show which was redacted by the editor. A rude first impression isn’t easily forgotten.
Ideal Image Models Party
Friday night, June 13, I attended Ideal Image Models Anniversary Party at the Playhouse Nightclub in Hollywood.
Some of the people in attendance during the event that I already knew or had at the least met before were: Ana Foxx, Kinky Gaga and Charlie Comet, Isiah James IV, Miss Melrose, photographer Gordon Mui with his ever present camera, Jeremy Myers doing interviews with a microphone in his hand and a video cameraman at his side, Tee Reel, Monica Rise, Selma Sins, and Adam Wood.
The people I met for the first time during the event were: Jenna Ivory, Lotus Lain, Rachel Raven, and Chase Ryder.
Needless-to-say, it was a great party and lots of fun was had by all.
Suzie Malone
Saturday evening, June 14, I went down to Angel’s Topless Sports Bar, in Anaheim, to chat a bit with Suzie Malone and to observe her final two shows of the booking.
At the start of her first show of the evening, Suzie came onto the stage wearing a pair of black bunny ears on her head. Around her throat, she wore a white collar and black bow tie piece. Next she wore a pair of elbow-length white gloves and carried a chrome-plated wand. Suzie also wore a black bra, a black corset, and a black skirt that was trimmed with white feathers. Beneath the skirt, she wore a pair of black panties that came complete with a white bunny tail on the back. Under that pair of panties, Suzie wore an even smaller pair of black panties. Beneath the smaller panties, she wore a black thong. (Both pairs of panties and the thong were decorated with sequins.) Under her thong, Suzie wore a white G-string. Suzie additionally wore a black garter belt. With the garter belt, she wore a pair of sheer black hose that had wide bands of lace around their tops. Suzie’s footwear for this show was a pair of almost mid-thigh-length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles.
During this show, Suzie also performed a few magic tricks while performing. At one point, she picked up a pair of wooden rods with really long multi-colored ribbons of cloth attached to them and did a very pretty dance with them. After that, Suzie performed a brief fan dance.
Suzie finished this show with a body lotion bit after which she danced around the edge of the stage allowing the customers to stick tip money to her body. (Not to worry, Suzie did not allow anybody to put money anywhere that would have been illegal.)
For her last show, Suzie wore a pleated black cape, a pair of fairy-like wings, above elbow-length finger-less black gloves that were decorated with silver rhinestones at the elbows, and she carried a black riding crop. Next Suzie wore a black bra with silver rhinestones on the breast cups. She also wore a black corset with rhinestones on the front. Suzie additionally wore a pair of black panties that were decorated with rhinestones on the front panel. Beneath her panties, Suzie wore a black G-string-like thong. She finished out this costume with what appeared to be the same hose and boots.
Among other things during this particular show, Suzie did a fire show, did some sword swallowing, and finished up with a brief S&M show using a female assistant as her, “Victim.”
I can’t report on the music that Suzie performed either of her shows to. For whatever reason, I don’t have any song titles or the names of any recording groups or recording artist written down in my notebook with my notes about the shows. If the DJ might have written down the information on a separate piece of paper for me, I can’t locate it.
Don’t worry folks. I have learned a valuable lesson from this horrendous game of catch up I have been forced to play at the close of this year. I now try my best to remember to write names, dates, etc., at the start of each set of notes in order to more easily identify the correct information for each feature dancer I see just in case I ever find myself in a similar situation in the future.
Suzie is a beautiful Australian lady with long blonde hair and brown eyes. A couple of years ago, I started to ask about the rest of her physical statistics. At that time, Suzie laughed and said that we wouldn’t get into that. She then commented that it would spoil the fantasy. When I warned her that I would resort to whatever I could find on the Internet, she laughed and said that I should go for it. I believe I now know the reason why my warning seemed to amuse Suzie so much. I have never been able to find a website anywhere that says a single word about Suzie’s height, weight, or measurements. So I’ll just say that Suzie has one of the most beautiful and sexiest bodies it has ever been my pleasure to look upon!
Suzie is a thoroughly friendly, smart, woman. She very much enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. She also has an excellent sense of humor, and she can hold an intelligent conversation with anybody.
It is my opinion that Suzie is one of the best and most interesting touring feature dancers I’ve ever seen. And it is my recommend that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person slip away from them. To put it mildly, Suzie is a great entertainer!
Suzie can be found at: suziemalone.net
Angels Topless Sports Bar
Angels is a fairly good-sized and reasonably well-furnished club. It has five pool tables. The club also has a good number of reasonably good-looking waitresses and house dancers. The staff in general is friendly and quite helpful.
I was told by the management that the club had served food before but not at this time. This was because of the fact that the kitchen area was in the process of being completely remodeled. I was told that once the remodeling was completely finished, the club would again be serving fresh cooked food in the very near future.
If any of the readers happen to be in the area some evening with some spare time on their hands, they should stop in at Angels, toss down a cold one or two, and check the place out.
Okay folks, that will be a wrap for now. We should all meet back here the next time to see just what it is that I have been up to next. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
