Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Jenna Haze – Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. There wasn’t much going on this week, but I did manage to spend some time with a beautiful friend of mine, observe both of her shows, and have what turned out to be a somewhat unusual drive. Now let’s read on to see just what it is that I am speaking of.
Jenna Haze
Friday, March 15, I drove down to Pacers Gentleman’s Club, in San Diego, California, to say hello to Jenna Haze, spend a bit of time with her, and to observe both of her shows.
For her first show, Jenna came onto the stage carrying a black riding crop. The top half of the crop was silver and appeared to be encrusted with small rhinestones. Jenna wore a black sport-style jacket and a black mini-skirt. Beneath her jacket, she wore a black bra, and under her mini-skirt, she wore a pair of black panties with fringe around the top. When Jenna removed her panties, she revealed a black G-string. On her legs, Jenna wore a pair of sheer, black, mid-thigh-length hose with a somewhat wide lace band around the tops. And Jenna’s footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.
During this show, Jenna committed some pretty good interaction with two female tip rail customers much to the delight of everybody else in the club.
Jenna performed this show to, “Head Like a Hole,” by Nine Inch Nails, “My Own Summer,” by Deftones, “Closer,” by Kings of Leon, and, “Make Me Wanna Die,” by the Pretty Reckless. (Jenna told me that the lead singer of the Pretty Reckless, Taylor Momsen, is a friend of hers. [Check out the, “My Medicine,” video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=hECO388Zy2k and look for Jenna.])
For her second performance, Jenna wore a white bra that was trimmed with blue sequins and had some blue feathers, or possibly artificial feathers somehow attached. The, ‘feathers,’ more-or-less covered Jenna’s shoulders and gave the appearance of extremely short sleeves. Next she wore a belt-like piece from which hung fringe that was several inches long. The, ‘belt,’ was decorated with blue sequins and the pieces of, ‘fringe,’ were covered with blue sequins. She also wore a white corset that was decorated with evenly spaced vertical lines of blue sequins. Jenna additionally wore a white thong that was also decorated with blue sequins. Jenna wore a pair of sheer, white, mid-thigh-length hose on her legs, and on her feet, she wore a pair of clear stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes.
During this show, Jenna performed to, “I Really Don’t Care,” by Waka Flocka and featuring Trey Sonz, I believe, and, “Little Freak,” by Usher. Jenna couldn’t tell me anything about her third song. She said it was a mix that she found on the Internet and liked, but she didn’t know what it might be called or who performed it. She said she believed it was done by a group of various rap artists. Her fourth song was, “Crave you,” (Jenna didn’t know who the artist was off the top of her beautiful head, and I have not been able to make a determination myself.) And her final song was, “Make it Nasty,” possibly by Tyga.
During this show, Jenna interacted well with a couple more female tip rail squatters. She also took a hat from one male customer and played with it.
I’m wondering if Jenna might possibly have had to tone down her interaction with the customers because of this club’s policies. I say this because I have seen Jenna do more up close, in your face, and personal customer interaction in the past than she did during her shows on this particular evening.
Jenna Haze is a very intelligent woman, and she has a great sense of humor. She also has the most positive and upbeat attitude of anybody I’ve ever met! Jenna is additionally quite beautiful, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans!
After all these years, I still didn’t think to ask Jenna about her physical statistics. Although, according to what I have read here and there on the Internet, she is five feet three inches tall, weighs in at ninety-two pounds, and her measurements are a cute and very sexy 34B-22-32. She also has brown eyes and brown hair.
In the time since her debut as a feature dancer, Jenna has become a very good entertainer on stage, and it is my honest opinion that she should not be missed. So if anybody finds themselves faced with an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person, they should by all means take full advantage of said opportunity. I do not believe they would be disappointed by the experience.
JennaHaze.com is apparently down for a revamping at this time. However, plenty of sites that feature photos of and information about Jenna can be found all over the Internet.
Pacers
When some ongoing work is finished within the next week or two, the interior area of the club will just about be doubled.
The club has valet parking. The club also has a friendly staff, a good-looking crew of waitresses, and a great-looking crew of house dancers that come in various colors, sizes, and a general shape frequently referred to as extremely sexy.
Pacers has a large smoking patio area. In the smoking patio, the club sells cigars. There is also a kitchen and a small bar in the patio area. To make things somewhat homey, there is a long gas powered fireplace along one wall of the patio area.
When I left Pacers, I fully expected to get home around 3AM. Wrong! I only made it about thirty-two miles from the club.
I began to have electrical problems and a few miles later my engine died and wouldn’t restart. This left me on the shoulder of the northbound I-5 about a quarter of a mile past the transition ramp to the eastbound highway 78 and a few yards short of San Diego County Call Box 5 512.
I called AAA. It turned out that my alternator had died and my battery was drained, so the AAA truck took my car and I to Bill’s Complete Auto Repair Service in Oceanside. Once we were there, and my car was unloaded, I got my sleeping bag out of the trunk, locked myself in the car, and slept until Bill’s opened at 8AM.
Bill’s replaced my alternator and got me back under way in an almost unbelievably short amount of time. I arrived home at eleven thirty something Saturday morning.
If any of the readers are ever in the Oceanside area, and they have any car troubles, I do recommend Bill’s. The following is the shop’s information.
Bill’s Complete Auto Repair Services
1707 Coast Highway
Oceanside, California
(760) 433-5363
That will just about do it for now. Let us all return the next time around to discuss hot women and good times. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
