Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Miss Exotic United States Pageant
Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Is everybody ready for the discussion of hot, friendly, young women and fun times? Good! Then let’s get to it. But before I move along, let’s not forget about the Miss Nude 2012 Contest which will be taking place at Wild J’s Gentlemen’s Club, in Canute, Oklahoma, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, September 27, 28, and 29. Not only will there be lots of beautiful women in attendance, but Tony Batman will be there with the, “Screaming ‘O’ Show.”
Miss Exotic United States Pageant
Sunday, August 26, I drove up to Las Vegas, Nevada. Once I arrived, I stopped to top off my gasoline tank and then went to Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino to pick up my press credentials. Once I had taken care of that, I moved on to my hotel where I checked in and went to the buffet for dinner. (I certainly couldn’t afford to stay at Mandalay Bay. I wish I could!)
Once I had taken care of the small stuff, I attended the a.C.E. reception at the Erotic Heritage Museum where I had the extreme pleasure of meeting and chatting with sexologist Dr. Amanda Morgan. (Anybody who is a fan of the adult entertainment industry, and happens to find themselves in Las Vegas with a little extra time on their hands, should pay a visit to the museum.)
When it came time, I moved next door to Deja Vu Showgirls to observe and cover the Miss Exotic United States Pageant semi-finals.
Before I start chronicling the contest semi-finals, I must admit to the readers that I somewhat fell down on the job so-to-speak. Because of the fact that I had to juggle my time between shooting photographs and trying to take notes, I failed to write down the parts of the announcements that indicated what states the first five contestants were representing. But, I did the best I could. Now let’s move along to a contest filled with hot young women.
This year’s semi-finals were co-hosted by Shawn Simms and the legendary Teri Weigel. Teri kicked the event off with a special guest performance. (Actually, before Teri performed, things started off with the contestants modeling in evening gowns.)
After Teri finished performing and playing with the audience, it was time for the contestants to perform their shows.
The first contestant to take the stage was Kimberly Johnson who did a fine job on stage. Kimberly performed in a very sexy-looking black costume.
The next contestant to take the stage was Mimi. Some people may remember that Mimi competed last year. She was the lady who donned a long red wig and performed the, “Poison Ivy,” show last year. During her performance, Mimi did some very good pole work. (I’m not certain, but I believe that Mimi may have been representing Nevada.)
I can’t even begin to describe Mimi’s costume. All I can say is that, in my opinion, it made her appear to be a very sexy Egyptian woman from the time of the great Pharaohs.
Mimi was followed by Eve who also did a good job of performing in a very sexy-looking red and black costume.
Next up was Kay performing in what I can only call a much modified version of a school girl, or maybe a business suite, costume. During her performance, Kay did some very good pole work.
The next contestant to perform was Lil Bit wearing a black and white costume, and she did some good pole work while on stage. (Lil Bit is another lady who competed last year.)
After the show, I went over to where Lil Bit was standing and said hello. She instantly recognized me from last year. (If I’m not mistaken, Lil Bit was one of two ladies who were representing Kentucky.)
Next came Destiny in a costume that I am at a loss to describe. To me, it looked like a much abbreviated and quite sexy-looking outfit that a young woman might wear to go nightclubbing in Hollywood.
During her show, Destiny only performed a small amount of pole work, but she did it well.
The next lady to perform was Justice representing Montana and wearing a black costume that was trimmed with the colors of red, green, blue, yellow, and lots of pink! Justice did some good pole work and a great aerial performance on a large hoop that hung from the ceiling.
The next contestant, the Puerto Rican Princess representing Florida, started her show wearing what I can only describe as very beautiful as well as quite sexy. The Puerto Rican Princess performed very well, and she was a serious audience charmer! Anybody who didn’t instantly fall heavily in lust with her simply does not like women!
I had the extreme pleasure of speaking with the Puerto Rican Princess for a few minutes after the contest had ended. I learned in that brief conversation that she has a very sweet, sexy, and fun-loving personality. (it is probably a good thing I’m not in a position to be a judge in contests of this nature. I do not see how I could possibly remain impartial.)
The next contestant was Lillith Sinn representing Missouri. Lillith performed well, and her act included some good pole work! Lillith wore a black costume that appeared to be made from latex-vinyl. It was basically a mini-dress. Beneath the mini-dress, she wore a black bra and a black thong. The breast cups of her bra were completely encrusted with silver sequins that reflected the stage lighting in such a way as to make them appear to be multi-colored.
Following Lillith onto the stage was Ashlynn Marie representing Wisconsin. Ashlynn Marie wore a costume that consisted of a beautiful, sparkling, blue floor-length evening gown, a long, thick, white feather boa, and a black G-string. Ashlynn Marie gave a very sexy performance.
Misty, representing Ohio, appeared on stage next. Misty wore a legless orange jumpsuit with three quarter length sleeves. During her time on stage, Misty did some good pole work and performed a very energetic show.
During Misty’s performance, I actually managed to recognize two of her songs. One was Johnny Cash’s, “Folsom Prison Blues,” and the second was Elvis Presley’s, “Jailhouse Rock.” Because of her modified jumpsuit and her selection of music, I think it might be safe to say that Misty performed a convict show for lack of a better term.
And last but certainly not least, the final performer was Fawn Marie presenting Illinois. Fawn Marie performed a great Indian Maiden Show with a great looking costume that didn’t hide too much and included a beautiful Native-American full feather headdress. Fawn Marie is another lady who did a very good job of playing to the audience.
After the contest had ended for the evening, I got an opportunity to speak with Fawn Marie. During our conversation, I had to tell her how great I thought it was that she had opened her show to a Native-American song.
During the time the judges were doing their thing after the contestants had finished performing, the audience was aptly entertained with guest performances by, “The Evil Pin-Ups,” Jaded Dawn and Natasha Vega, who performed quite a sexy show, Krystle Cummings, Kandi Hart, and Vanessa Young. (All of these experienced performers are fine performers who are not to be missed given the opportunity to see them in person!)
At one point during the contest, Rio Rivers thrilled us all by coming onto the stage and exposing her gorgeous breasts!
Things were done a little bit differently this year in that the Miss Exotic United States Pageant finals were held on a stage that was set up in the middle of the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo trade show floor.
And now here are this year’s winners!
The Most Beautiful Face award was taken home by Eve.
Destiny and Kimberly Johnson tied for the Best Breasts title.
The hottest buns title went to Ashlynn Marie.
Lillith Sinn won the Hottest Legs award.
The Hottest Gymnast was Justice.
The Hottest Body title went to the Puerto Rican Princess. (I must admit it. I couldn’t agree more.)
The Hardest Body title was won by Fawn Marie.
The Most Unique Show award went to Missy.
The Best Show title was won by Kimberly Johnson.
Mimi won the Most Original Show title.
The Audience Favorite was Kay.
The Hottest Stage Personality title was also won by Kay.
The Newcomer of the Year title went to Lil Bit.
The Rising Star title was claimed by Ashlynn Marie.
The Miss Exotic Pole Champion for this year was Kay representing Deja Vu.
Miss Pole Champion United States for this year was Fawn Marie.
The Fourth Runner Up was Kimberly Johnson representing Boobie Bungalow Elkton, Tennessee.
Third Runner Up went to Fawn Marie representing the Gallery De Soto, Illinois.
Second Runner Up was won by Missy representing Aspen’s Escape Columbus, Ohio.
The First Runner Up was Kay representing Deja Vu Showgirls.
And the winner, representing the Boobie Bungalow in Elkton, Tennessee, was Justice.
The Miss Exotic United States finals were followed by the Miss Pole Champ finals. Unfortunately, that is about all I can say about that contest. The reason I can’t report more on the subject is that Nakita Kash was so busy with the show, and I got so busy after the show, that I wasn’t able to get the needed information from Nakita.
And that will do it for another year good people. If all goes according to my plans and wishes, I’ll again be reporting on the Miss Exotic United States Pageant semi-finals and finals in 2013. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
