Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: SRLA, Riley Evans. Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Once again I must make a correction. In my last column, I reported that on Friday evening, the twenty seventh of April, the cast of, “The Lusty Horde,” consisted of: Matt Cavedon, Tim Jennings, Dave Park and Andy Trask. I was wrong. It was not Matt Cavedon, it was Thomas Middleditch. My sincerest apologies to Thomas and anybody else who might be the least little bit offended by my mistake.
On another note, as I was leaving a nearby Walmart the afternoon of May fifteenth, a goofy-looking young man asked me if I was registered to vote. I said, “Yes I am.” He then asked me, “Would you like to sign a petition to limit adult films?” I replied in a somewhat gruff tone, “No, I wouldn’t. That is my business!” I didn’t bother to take the time to stop and explain to him just exactly how I am associated with the adult entertainment industry. However, in a small way, I was almost hoping that he would be stupid enough to ask me what I meant by my statement. I’ll admit it, I was itching to read him the riot act about how he and all the other misinformed, hypocritical, holier-than-thou, Dudley DoRights in the world need to shut up, get a life, mind their own business, and stop attempting to infringe upon other people’s constitutional rights!
Okay, now that we have all of that out of the way, let’s begin to discuss beautiful young women!
SRLA [Spearmint Rhino, Los Angeles]
Thursday evening, May 10, I got tired of sitting around the house, and bored, so I decided to make a run to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club.
The club had a couple of good-looking waitresses on duty, and a good number of sexy house dancers working. However, the only person I recognized was the manager. So, after a short while, I went back home.
I may return to this club in a week to check out Tiffany Hayden, the Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year. If I do, I will write about her, of course.
Riley Evans
Saturday, the 12th of May, I made the long drive up to Rancho Cordova to spend my evening at the Gold Club Centerfolds Gentlemen’s Club and to hang out with adult film star/feature dancer Riley Evans.
Riley began her first show of the evening wearing a pair of black fishnet fingerless gloves. She also wore a shear black piece of material across her shoulders that formed sleeves. Each sleeve had an orange ribbon tied in a bow just above the elbow. She next wore a black bikini bra and a shear black mini- skirt-like piece that had several orange bows evenly spaced around the waistband. Beneath the mini-skirt-like article, Riley wore a black G-string. On her legs, she wore an orange garter above each knee and a pair of just above knee-length orange fishnet hose. Riley’s footwear for this show was a pair of knee-length black boots with spike heels and platform soles.
Since Riley allowed the DJ to select all of the music she performed to, I won’t be able to report on the music for this particular show.
Does everybody remember this Saturday night DJ? He is the one that gave me a run-around the first two times I ever asked for his help in identifying feature dancers’ music; therefore, I no longer waste my time bothering to even approach him for any reason. What a shame he doesn’t seem to understand the value of free publicity.
At the start of her second show, Riley wore a long-sleeved red midriff top that was tied just under her breasts and practically covered with little white floral designs. (Until I saw this piece close up after the show, I could have sworn that it was made of red lace because of the floral design and the stage lighting. [I really must find the money to go see my eye doctor!]) the sleeves of Riley’s top had long black bands from her wrists up about halfway to her elbows. It also had some sort of black patches, or possibly pockets, in front and just below her shoulders. Riley additionally wore a pair of blue denim short-shorts. Under her shorts, she wore a white thong. For footwear, Riley wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.
Between us, Riley and I were able to determine the music the DJ played for this show. It was, “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy),” by Big & Rich, a redneck version of Snoop Dogg’s, “Gin and Juice,” performed by a group named, “The Gourds,” “Bad Things,” by Jace Everett, and, “Last Name,” by Carrie Underwood.
For her final show of this booking, Riley wore two black wrap-around pieces that formed a very small top and an equally small mini-skirt. (These two pieces defied description, but I’ll give it a try.) Both of these pieces of material were decorated with row upon row of little gold-colored medallions. Under the top piece, Riley wore a black bra with gold-colored breast cups. Each breast cup had a diagonal row of tiny gold-colored medallions across the front. Beneath the bottom piece, Riley wore a G-string like black thong. During this show, Riley wore what appeared to be the same shoes she had worn during her second show.
Riley performed this show to hip-hop numbers, and neither of us had a clue as to what the titles or the artists were.
Ms. Evans committed very good interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons during all of her shows.
The lovely Riley has rather long blonde hair and blue eyes. She is five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds, and her measurements are 34DDD-24-32.
I have found Riley to be a very friendly woman with a good sense of humor and the ability to hold an intelligent conversation with just about anybody. (I know that I had a great time conversing with Riley several times during the evening.) it also seems apparent to me that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Yes, I do recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see Riley Evans perform and to meet her in person. It should be an enjoyable experience.
I would also recommend that club managers and owners check into booking Riley to perform in their clubs at their earliest convenience.
Riley can be ogled at: ClubRileyEvans.com
One of the first things I noticed after entering the club this trip was a new waitress. Her name is Kami, and she is a really friendly and very pretty, young, light complexioned, African-American woman. She is also a lot of fun to speak with.
Okay folks, that’s a wrap. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue to discuss gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
