Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Okay, so I made another long drive to see a woman dance. Had I known in advance how things would turn out, I think I would have stayed home and saved some money.
Oh well, I did get to make a pig of myself at Pancho’s Mexican Buffet, and I ended up being given eleven two for one coupons. And I did get to watch a gorgeous woman perform a couple of times. Is anybody now curious? Good! Then please read on.
Skylar Rae
Saturday, August 13, I drove to Phoenix, Arizona, to eat my fill at Pancho’s Mexican Buffet, say hello to Skylar Rae, and to observe some of her performances. (I had intended to observe all three of her shows, but I succeeded in missing one show. I’ll explain (confess?) a little farther down.)
At the start of her first show, Skylar carried a wooden ruler and wore a pair of black rimmed fifties-style glasses onto the stage. She also wore a vest-like top that was tied between her breasts causing the top to have a plunging V-neckline. Skylar next wore a pair of fishnet wristbands that were a light reddish-brown in color. (At least I think the wristbands were reddish-brown. It was really hard to tell under the colored stage lighting.) The wristbands went from her wrists up to her elbows. Skylar also wore a white, black and light reddish(?) or pinkish(?) plaid pleated mini-skirt.
Under her top, Skylar wore a black bra. The bra’s breast cups were decorated with black sequins. And beneath her mini-skirt, Skylar wore a black thong which was decorated in the front with a scattering of a few rhinestones. On her legs, Skylar wore a pair of black, white and brown checkered knee socks. The checkered pattern of the socks was diamond shapes rather than squares. And to finish out her costume, Skylar wore a pair of black high-topped shoes that were mostly straps. The shoes also came complete with stiletto heels.
Skylar performed her first show to, “School’s Out,” by Alice Cooper, I think, and “Another Brick in the Wall” by Pink Floyd, I think. I did not recognize her last two songs.
This show included some handstands, some hand walks and even a few spinning handstands.
I missed Skylar’s second show of the evening even though I was in the club. This is what happened. I returned from having dinner at Pancho’s Mexican Buffet at about 8:30PM. After speaking with a couple of employees at the front door for a few minutes, I went straight to the men’s room, took care of business, and got into a conversation with the bathroom valet. The next thing I knew, I had an, “Oh Crap,” moment, looked at my watch, and charged out into the club just to learn that Skylar had just finished her second show. (Why I did not hear her intro, I have no idea. I was in the men’s room and heard the intro for her first show.)
For her final show, Skylar carried a small black whip onto the stage and wore a red top-hat with a darker red hatband. The hatband was covered with dark red sequins. Skylar also wore a red and black corset that was decorated with columns of sequins in the front. With the corset, Skylar wore a black bra that was decorated with sequins and a pair of black bikini panties that were also decorated with a scattering of sequins. On each hip, the panties had some sort of a design made with gold sequins flanked by a column of red sequins on either side. Beneath her panties, Skylar wore a black thong. The front of the thong was decorated with a few rhinestones. Skylar’s footwear for this show was a pair of almost knee-high black boots with one piece soles and heels that were made in such a way as to be nearly flat.
The only song I recognized during this show was, “Lady Marmalade,” from the soundtrack of the movie, “Moulin Rouge.” The song was performed by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya and Pink.
During this show, Skylar performed lots of handstands, lots of hand walks, and lots of spinning handstands and spinning hand walks. She even did four or five series of back flips consisting of four to five flips per set. Yes, Skylar is very agile and athletic. (I’m wondering whether or not she might have a background in gymnastics.)
Skylar ended this show with a short body lotion bit.
Skylar did lots of good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail as in lots of sexy smiles and close up views, but she made no physical contact with anybody that I saw. I don’t know if this was an attempt to make certain she broke no local ordinances or club rules, or if it is the way she normally does the interaction thing.
Skylar is a gorgeous young woman with long, almost platinum, blonde hair. Thanks to a large poster attached to the inside of the men’s room door, I could see that Skylar’s eyes are a light brown. Beyond that, I can’t say anything about her physical description. However, according to ModelMayhem.com, Skylar is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred nineteen pounds, and her measurements are 32D-24-36.
I apologize to the readers for not being able to do a better job of writing about Skylar Rae. However, it really isn’t all my fault. I’ll explain.
I was waiting for Skylar to come out after her first show when I saw her, fully dressed, and a club employee walking toward the front door. I charged after them and caught up with them outside just before Skylar took a seat in a taxi cab. (She was obviously headed back to her hotel to rest.)
I said hello to Skylar and asked her if she had a camera. She said that she didn’t. I told her it was okay, because I had my camera with me, and that I most definitely wanted to get a photo with her for my collection. She indicated that we could do that later, no problem. (I still don’t have that photo! But then, it isn’t going to kill me.)
After missing Skylar’s second show, I waited in the area where the features normally set up shop to do their meet and greats. Although, when Skylar came out, instead of setting up shop, she spent her time selling table dances to a group of customers that were seated at two tables near the stage. (A club employee later told me that this had been Skylar’s normal operating procedure all three days of her booking.)
After Skylar’s final show, I decided that, based on what I had seen so far, there was no sense in waiting around and taking chances. I felt it would be in my best interest to go fill up my fuel tank and start the long drive home through the dark Arizona and California deserts.
So there you have it people. I can’t say anymore about Skylar Rae because of the fact that I was never able to speak with her long enough to ask any questions or to get an idea of what her personality is like.
While Skylar is a beautiful woman, and she performs very well on stage, I do somewhat regret making the trip, because of the way things turned out.
I could swear that I have seen an official website for Skylar Rae, but I’ll be damned if I can find one now. Although, Skylar can be found on Facebook and Twitter, plus she can be see on lots of Internet websites.
Okay folks, I’m sorry I couldn’t do a better job this week. However, let’s all return to this very spot the next time. I have two features to see this weekend, then I’ll be covering the Exotic Dancer Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo next week. So until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
