Myles’ Weekend Adventures

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. In my last column, I forgot to mention that Tawnie Monroe did very well in the customer interaction department, although I should think that anybody with a reasonable amount of intelligence would have drawn a correct assumption based on some of the things I did say about her shows.

Now that we have that out of the way, let us move on to the activities of the week.

Angel Vain and Holly Hollywood

Monday evening, March 14Th, I made a run down to the Slidebar Rock ‘N’ Roll Kitchen, in Fullerton, to say hello to Angel Vain and to hang out for a little while.

It was a very pleasant surprise to find retired adult film star Holly Hollywood also hanging out there. I always love being able to hang out with two of my favorite ladies.

The Slidebar was having quite an evening on this night with a good and rather large crowd of customers. The band Helmet played for part of the evening, then later on, there was a karaoke contest with a free breast enhancement for the winner. The winner was a female, thank goodness!

Every time I have been to this place, the crowd consisted of a bunch of good-looking young men and women, and this night was no exception. This really is a good place to hang out. Of course, after a while, I begin to start feeling like a babysitter. (Maybe if I wore a wig, or a baseball cap, and didn’t wear my glasses, I might not stand out like a sore thumb.)

Taylor Vixen

Friday evening, March 18Th, I went down to the Anaheim California Girls to meet the 2010 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Taylor Vixen, for the first time and to observe her first show of the night.

For the one show I saw, Taylor performed her Wonder Woman show.

Her costume for this show was very much like Wonder Woman’s costume, only without quite so much material.

Taylor came onto the stage wearing her Penthouse Key necklace and a pair of approximately five inch long gold wristbands. She also wore a red top with a gold design on the chest and a pair of blue bikini panties decorated with white stars. The bikini panties had a gold, ribbon-like, belt. Beneath her bikini panties, Taylor wore a G-string-like red thong. Taylor’s footwear was a pair of almost knee-length spike-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.

Taylor performed this show to, “American Woman,” by Lenny Kravitz, “Beautiful,” by Snoop Dogg, and, “Doin’ it,” by Ll Cool J.

Taylor performs so well as a large number of the feature dancers I’ve seen over the years, and she commits good interaction with the tip rail customers

Ms. Vixen has long dark brown hair to about the middle of her back. She has pretty hazel eyes. Also, she is five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred seventeen pounds, and her measurements are 36DD-27-36. Now that makes for a very lovely package!

Not only is Taylor Vixen a beautiful young women, she is also intelligent, well-spoken, very friendly, and she seems to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans. (I am just sorry that I wasn’t able to spend more time with her.)

I would love to spend more time with Taylor in the very near future. So, I can’t think of any good excuse for anybody else to pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. It certainly should be an enjoyable experience.

Speaking of which, it seems that Taylor will be appearing at pt’s Sports Cabaret April 4Th through April 8Th. The club is located at 400 Monsanto Ave, Sauget, Illinois. So all of you Illinois fans really should get out to see Taylor and show your support.

Taylor can be checked out at: TaylorVixen.com

Jenna Presley

Saturday, March 19Th, I made the long drive up to Rancho Cordova to say hello to Jenna Presley. I stayed to observe all three of her shows at the Gold Club Centerfolds Gentlemen’s Club, of course.

For her first show of the evening, Jenna wore a short-sleeved, pale green, midriff jacket and a very short, pale-green, mini-dress. The mini-dress was like a bustier with a little skirt attached at the bottom. Both of these items were trimmed in white. She also wore a black G-string beneath her dress. For footwear, Jenna wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The tops of the shoes were a series of narrow straps.

The music this show that was performed to was, “I Need a Doctor,” by Dr. Dre, “I Think you Need Your Medicine,” by Keri Hilson, “Ride it,” by Ciara, and, “Wait Your Turn,” by Rihanna.

To start her second show, Jenna wore a short, sexy, all white, bridal costume trimmed with lace and complete with a lace veil and fingerless gloves. Under her, “bridal dress,” Jenna wore a pair of light blue lacy bikini panties. She also wore a white lace garter on her left thigh and had a light blue ribbon tied around her left ankle. The footwear for this show was a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The upper portions of the shoes were a series of silver-colored straps.

During this show, Jenna performed to, “Like a Virgin,” by Madonna, “White Wedding,” by Billy Idol, “Moment for Life,” by Nicki Minaj , and, “Your Love,” also by Nicki Minaj.

For her final performance, Jenna did her, “Soldier Girl,” show. She wore a military overseas-style cap with a wide green band around the bottom. Jenna also wore a one-piece swimsuit-like costume with long sleeves and somewhat wide green cuffs. Both the cap and the swimsuit-like pieces were completely covered with green and gold sequins which formed an over-all camouflage-like design. (Beneath her outer costume, Jenna wore absolutely nothing, if memory serves me correctly.) Jenna’s footwear for this show was a pair of high-heeled, almost knee-high, boots with platform soles of moderate height. The boots were black and had clusters of gold sequins attached to give the effect of a color design.

Jenna performed this show to the sounds of, “Soldier,” by Destiny’s Child, “Pretty Boy Swag,” by Soulja Boy, “Soulja Girl,” also by Soulja Boy, and, “All the Way Turnt Up,” by Roscoe Dash.

Jenna ended all three of her shows with a game of cooter/hooter ball with 8X10 photos of herself as prizes.

Jenna performs on stage so well as a great many of the feature dancers I’ve seen over the years. And her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is very good indeed.

Hotter than a two dollar pistol, Jenna has rather long black hair and green eyes. She stands five feet one inch tall, weighs in at an even one hundred pounds, and she measures 32DD-24-30.

In addition to being a very sexy, good-looking, woman, Jenna is smart, and she can hold an intelligent conversation with just about anybody. She is also a fun-loving, very friendly, lady with a good sense of humor. Plus, it is obvious to me that Jenna truly does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans. This was proven to me during her store signing session. Jenna and everybody present had a great time, myself included!

No, Jenna was not autographing the walls of the store. She was doing a meet and greet autograph signing session inside the store. Although, there is now an autographed 8X10 photo of Jenna on the wall of the store.

If anybody is ever in the area with some spare time on their hands, they should stop in at the store and check out the corner of the room in which the features do their meet and greets on Friday and Saturday nights. There appears to be a minimum of one autographed photo of every woman that has ever feature danced there. That corner of the room is a virtual who’s who of the female talent of the adult entertainment industry!

I do highly recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a club to see Jenna perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail. I’m certain that Jenna will treat them well, and that they will have a great time!

While Jenna does have an official website, it has not been completed or launched as of yet. However, there is a website located at ClubJennaPresley.com that has quite a few photos of Jenna, many of them hardcore shots.

At one point in the evening, I observed a performance by a house dancer called Starlet. I honestly can’t remember when, or if ever, I’ve seen a house girl put so much personality into a stage performance. I swear, I do believe Starlet was having so much fun as the tip-rail customers, if not more so!

I later spoke with Starlet several times during the remainder of the evening, and she proved to be one of the most personable young women I’ve ever had the pleasure of speaking with! Not only that, but she is a very pretty young lady!

That will be a wrap for now. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue to speak of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer