Source: Adult Industry News
By: Myles Shaffer
Myles’ Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Since no club in Southern California has yet booked a feature dancer this year, at least not to my knowledge, I had to make a very long drive… So good people, please read on!
Puma Swede
Saturday, January 22, I made the 420 mile drive up to Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, CA, to spend the evening with Puma Swede and to observe all three of her shows that night.
I arrived a few minutes before 7PM and went into the Gold Club Video Boutique Couples Superstore.
Once in the store, I hung out and chatted with Puma Swede and a couple of her fans that were hanging around. This went on for a little over an hour. Then Puma went to the club for a bite to eat and to get ready for her first show of the evening.
I then went into the club myself, introduced myself to Mark Allen, the on-duty manager, and began my evening sexy-women fix.
When I stepped inside the club, I found the same gorgeous blonde woman taking care of business at the door.
I had not been in the club for more than two minutes, and was speaking with the bartender, when Teresa came up from behind me, put an arm around my waist, and said hello.
I said to Teresa, you actually remember me, don’t you? She said yes I do. I then said, “Yeah, I know. It’s the mustache,” and laughed.
Among the house dancers I saw on this trip, I was most impressed with Andreana (I hope I spelled her name right. I spelled it the way it sounded to me.), Angel, Cameron, Macy and Sara.
Even through the club has a crew of lovely, sexy, young dancers, Teresa has made a much stronger impression upon me than any of the dancers. This is because Teresa has treated me as an important friend from the moment we first met in December 2010. If fact, Teresa has given me, during both trips to date, much more of a, “girlfriend experience,” than any of the dancers ever have. By the way, Teresa was a customer in this club before she ever became a club employee.
For more information about this club, people should refer to my column in which I wrote about my first trip to the club. ainews.com/story/18759/
All in all, I really do like this club. I just wish that it were located within a hundred miles of my house. Then I could go see features there much more often.
I am considering the idea of flying to Rancho Cordova. Mark, one of the owners, has told me that the club would be happy to provide me with transportation, if I were to fly up there. I need to compare the price of a round trip commuter flight to the price of fuel and wear and tear on my car.
Okay now then, getting back to Puma Swede, the reason I made such a long drive in the first place, she performed her, “Devil Show,” for her first performance of the evening.
For this show, she wore a pair of red horns on her head and carried a cat-o-nine tails whip onto the stage. Next she wore a pair of above elbow length red gloves and a black bustier with straps that issued forth from the tops of its breast cups and tied together behind her neck. The bustier also had a few garter straps hanging from its bottom edge. The bustier was trimmed with what appeared to be narrow strips of red lace. And running up the open front were two vertical rows of shiny metal eyelets. What looked like silver wire was laced through all the eyelets to hold the front of the garment together.
Puma additionally wore a black bra with a large red flame covering each breast cup. With the bra, she wore a pair of black, latex-vinyl, bikini panties with two long strings hanging from each hip. All of the strings had a red thing attached at their ends. Exactly what the red things were, I never found out. On her legs, Puma wore a pair of hip-length, red, fishnet hose with a two inch wide band of red latex-vinyl around the top of each one. Her footwear was a pair of open-toed, high-top, black shoes with stiletto heels. The shoes were open in the back from about Puma’s ankles to the tops of the shafts, and they were each held together with three small straps and silver-looking buckles.
To start her second show, Puma wore a black, latex-vinyl, corset with narrow, red plaid, strips of material placed vertically and a few inches apart all the way around. At the bottom front of the corset were two red plaid bows, one placed at the front of each hip. With the corset, Puma wore a black ruffled mini-skirt with two or three horizontal stripes of similar red plaid material that ran all the way around the skirt. She also wore a black bra and a pair of black lace thong panties. On her feet were a pair of black, almost knee-length, spike-heeled, platform-soled, boots.
For her third show, Puma wore a pink hood that tied together beneath her chin with two long strings. Each string had a fuzzy red ball on the end. She also wore a pink and silver bra and no top of any type. Around her waist, Puma wore a two inches wide silver belt. Next she wore a pink and silver mini-skirt that was trimmed with a fuzzy strip of red material around the bottom hem. Puma also wore a pair of knee-length, fuzzy, pink leg warmers with two long pink strings tied together in the back and at the top of each. Under the leg warmers, Puma wore what appeared to be a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels.
Puma’s interaction with the denizens of the tip rail on this night was very good for all three of her shows.
Additionally, during the first show, Puma brought a good-looking female customer up onto the stage with her. She then had the lady bend over slightly and grab one of the stripper poles. Puma then pulled the young woman’s pants down a few inches to expose a nice portion of her buns. Puma next proceeded to playfully whip the woman’s butt with her cat-o-nine tails.
During the second show, Puma brought a guy onto the stage, stripped him down to nothing but his shorts, had him lay down on the stage floor, then began to tease and play with him. She then brought another female customer up onto the stage for some more sexy fun and games.
And during her final show, Puma brought another female customer up onto the stage for some more girl/girl fun and games. She then brought another young man up onto the stage and stripped him from the waist up. Then she had him lean over and grab the pole. Next she bared a portion of his buns and proceeded to spank him with his own belt. When Puma had finished playing with this guy, she brought another guy up onto the stage and stripped him down to just his tee-shirt, shorts and socks. She then gave him his fair share of playful antics.
As if this weren’t enough, Puma then brought a third guy up onto the stage and had him lean forward and grab the pole. Then, once again, she bared a few inches of his buns and proceeded to whip him with his own belt. Apparently, knowing that this was her last show of the booking, Puma pretty much went all out with her customer interaction, especially the fun and games she played with the people she brought up onto the stage with her.
After all three of her shows, Puma tossed out several Puma Swede posters to some of the luckier customers.
I am proud to report that Puma filled the tip rail during all three of her shows. In fact, I was only able to get a tip rail seat during her second show, but that was alright. My table was close enough to the stage to give me a good, clear, view of all the action.
Unfortunately, I did not recognize any of the music Puma performed to; therefore, for various reasons I won’t go into, I am unable to report on Puma’s music.
Okay folks, that will do it until somebody books a feature dancer, or I find some other type of adult related event to attend. We should all meet back here at that time to continue discussing hot, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
