Myles’ Weekend Adventures

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Source: Adult Industry News

By: Myles Shaffer


Myles Shaffer

MWA: Christina Aguchi, Diamond Foxxx, Teagan Presley, Angel Vain, Allie Haze

Bonjour mon Amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. For starters, I want to once again thank all the club managers, staff members, and a certain number of house dancers for their roles in always making me feel comfortable and welcome in their clubs. I especially want to thank all the great DJs who do so much to help make my job a little easier!

I had originally thought there would only be two features dancers performing locally and had fully intended to drive to Phoenix, Arizona, on Saturday to spend the evening with Gia Nova at the Hi-Liter Gentlemen’s Club.

As it turned out, I learned at the last minute that there were to be two more features performing locally. I also came to the realization that I simply couldn’t afford a trip to Phoenix at this time; therefore, I canceled my plans to go to Phoenix, stayed home, and caught up with all four of the features that were performing in and around the Los Angeles area.

Now if everybody will please read on, they will learn about all of the ladies I did see perform.

Christina Aguchi

Thursday evening, November 11, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Christina Aguchi and to observe her one show of the night.

For her one time on the stage during this evening, Christina performed her Warcraft show. To start the show, she wore a tall silver tiara-type crown and a huge silver cape that was trimmed with white fur. The cape also had a large collar-like apparatus that went just about all the way from shoulder to shoulder and stuck up at least as high as the top of Christina’s head. She also wore a pair of above elbow-length fingerless gloves. She additionally wore a wide black band on her left wrist, beneath the glove of course. Next Christina wore a belt with four long strips of white fur hanging from each hip. Next, she wore a black bra that was decorated with lots of various sized rhinestones. In addition to the bra, Christina wore a G-string-like thong that was decorated with sequins. Beneath the thong, Christina wore her, “Nude,” G-string. On her legs, Christina wore above knee-length leggings, and her footwear was a pair of black, knee-high, high-heeled boots. Christina’s gloves, her belt, with the exception of the strips of fur, and her leggings were all literally covered with blue and silver sequins. The sequins formed a design of course. Her thong was white and decorated with quite a number of blue sequins.

Christina opened her show with a rock tune medley she put together herself. (the medley included, “We will Rock you,” by Queen. I didn’t recognize anything else in the medley.) The medley was followed by, “Hurricane,” by Thirty Seconds to Mars, “Beautiful Monster,” by Ne-Yo, and, “Paparazzi,” by Lady GA.

During this show, Christina’s interaction with the tip rail customers was limited to providing lots of good close-ups of the goodies for the most part.

Anybody who has ever seen one of Christina’s shows knows that she really doesn’t have time to perform too much up close, in your face, and personal interaction with the customers. She uses all the time allotted to her in performing the best show she possibly can including lots of artistic work on the pole.

Christina is a lovely mixture of Chinese and Vietnamese, a combination that gives her a very exotic look! She possesses brown eyes and long black hair. She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs a lovely one hundred thirty-five pounds, and she measures 36D-25-39. Now I don’t want anybody to think that Christina’s posterior is too large. Trust me, it looks great!

Having won many awards and titles, Christina is well established as one of the top twenty pole dancers in America if not the entire world! Over time, Christina has evolved into one of the greatest feature dancers anybody will ever see!

An extremely friendly woman, Christina has an excellent sense of humor, she is quite well spoken, and she very much enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

In my honest opinion, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a club to see Christina perform and to meet her in person. It will most definitely be an enjoyable experience!

While I don’t believe either is an official website for Christina, she can be found at ClubChristinaAguchi.com and ChristinaAguchi.net. An Internet search will also turn up quite a few websites that feature photos and video clips of Christina. (I just hope that none of the material has been pirated, but it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if it has.)

Diamond Foxxx

Friday evening, November 12, I went to the Score Gentlemen’s Club, near the downtown Los Angeles area, to say hello to Diamond Foxxx and to observe her second show of the evening.

For the show I saw, Diamond did her Moulin Rouge performance. For this, she wore a long black feather boa and a choker encrusted with diamond-like stones. She also wore a pair of almost elbow-length black gloves and a black top hat with a red ribbon that tied in a bow at the back for a hatband. Next Diamond wore a red bustier with a series of vertical black stripes. With the bustier, she wore a two tiered, ruffled, black mini-skirt with a one inch wide red strip around the bottom edges of both tiers of material. Under the bustier, Diamond wore a black string-bikini bra. Beneath the skirt was worn a pair of black, what Diamond called, “foo foo panties.” Under her panties, she wore a flesh-colored G-string. On Diamond’s legs were a pair of mid-thigh length black fishnet hose with a one inch wide red band around the top of each. For footwear, Diamond wore a pair of almost knee-high black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

After her first song had ended, or was it the second, Diamond came down from the stage and walked around teasing the customers in the cheap seats. During this time, two guys carried a chaise lounge sort of thing onto the stage. When Diamond returned to the stage, she brought a customer with her. She then placed him on the couch thing, in a prone position, and proceeded to ride him for nearly the entire length of a song. (Lucky dude!)

Once Diamond had finished riding the lucky dude, she did a lotion bit, then played a game of cooter ball for DVDs.

After Diamond had finished her game of cooter ball, she unexpectedly came to me, gave me one of her DVDs, and that ended the show.

Diamond performed this show to, “Lady Marmalade,” by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya and Pink, from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, “Nasty Naughty Boy,” by Christina Aguilera, “Get Off,” by Prince, and, “Crazy Bitch,” by Buckcherry.

Diamond Foxxx is so good a performer as the majority of feature dancers I have seen over the years I’ve been doing my thing. She is also quite good at interacting with randomly selected tip rail squatters.

This lady stands an even five feet tall, weighs one hundred five pounds, and measures a sexy 32G-25-36. Her hair is long and blonde, and her eyes are generally blue. Diamond has told me in the past that her eyes will sometimes turn green, and nobody knows why including her.

Not only is Diamond a good-looking lady, but she is very friendly and very well spoken. She additionally has a good sense of humor. She also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

It is my recommendation that nobody ever miss out on an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see Diamond perform and to meet her in person. I do believe they will find the experience enjoyable.

Diamond can be found at: DiamondFoxxx.com

Teagan Presley

After saying goodnight to Diamond Foxxx, I drove on over to Skin Gentlemen’s Lounge, on the west side of Los Angeles, to chat a little bit with Teagan Presley and to observe her last show of the evening.

For the show I saw, Teagan carried a little red whip-like device onto the stage and had a long strip of sheer black material tied around her right arm just below the elbow. Teagan wore a black bustier that appeared to be make of leather. The bustier had three small silver chains holding it together across her breasts. It also had three straps and small buckles on each side. In addition to the bustier, Teagan wore a ruffled black mini-skirt that was made of either latex-vinyl or a very shiny leather. Under the bustier, Teagan wore a small black bra over a slightly larger red bra. Beneath her skirt, she wore a red thong that came very close to being a G-string. On her feet, she wore a pair of almost knee-high black boots that were also made of latex-vinyl or patent leather. The boots had stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. Teagan also wore a pair of black knee pads.

I forgot to ask Teagan about it later, but there was an emblem on the upper left side of her bustier and an identical emblem on the outside of each of her boots. The three identical emblems appeared to be Harley Davidson emblems, but I couldn’t tell for certain.

Teagan performed this show to, “If We Ever Meet Again,” by Timbaland; featuring Katy Perry, “Cold (but I’m Still Here),” by Evans Blue, “3,” by Britney Spears, and, “Dynamite,” by Taio Cruz.

Teagan performs well on stage, and her interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail is rather good.

Once again I have made the mistake of thinking that I had already asked Teagan about her physical statistics. Because of that mistake, I will again have to stick my neck out and rely on Wikipedia for the information.

According to that website, Teagan is an even five feet tall, weighs one hundred one pounds and measures 34C-24-34. Her rather sexy eyes are blue-green, and her hair is a somewhat dark blonde.

I have always known Teagan to be a very friendly, intelligent, lady and a good conversationalist with an excellent sense of humor. In addition, she does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.

I do feel that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Teagan perform and to meet her in person should do themselves a favor and take full advantage of said opportunity! According to what I have seen, Teagan’s official website, TeaganPresley.com, will be coming soon. But until such time as it is launched, an Internet search will turn up lots of information, photos, and possibly some video clips of her.

Angel Vain

Saturday, November 13, I drove out to what used to be known as Flesh Gentlemen’s Club to say hello to Angel Vain and to observe both of her shows.

The former all nude Flesh is now a topless club and is currently known as Flesh Showgirls. The old VIP room is now a pool room. (I neglected to take a look to see how many pool tables are in the room, but I’m fairly certain that I saw at least three looking through the door from across the floor.) Otherwise, the club is pretty much unchanged cosmetically. But then, it has always been a nice looking, well furnished, club.

This is what has changed for the most part. The club now has a full bar and a full menu. All day and night on Sundays, and during the football game on Mondays, there are five dollar domestic pitchers and twenty-five cent wings. Tuesdays it is three dollar you call it drinks. And Thursdays are steak night. On that night, a decent-sized steak, order of French Fries, and a salad can be had for only two dollars. (Too bad the club is an eighty-five mile round trip for me.)

From what I observed, the club has a crew of very nice-looking dancers and a friendly, helpful, staff.

Getting back to Angel Vain, for her first show, she wore a black fedora on her head. She also wore a long-sleeved white jacket with black lapels. Next, she wore a pleated white mini-skirt. Under her jacket, she wore a small black bra with a little pink bow between her breasts. Beneath her skirt, she wore a black G-string that has a little pink bow at each upper corner of the front panel. On her legs, Angel wore a pair of black fishnet hose, or stocking, or whatever. (I really don’t know what to call them. The holes in the netting were large enough that they really didn’t look like what would normally be called hose.) Angel’s footwear was a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

Angel performed this show to, “Nasty Naughty Boy,” by Christina Aguilera, “Dirty,” also by Christina Aguilera, and, “Show Me Your Pussy,” by the Lords of Acid.

At the start of her final show, Angel wore a white Star Wars helmet such as those worn by the Sith soldiers and a pearl necklace. Next, she wore a white corset with a narrow black vertical stripe up the middle of the front and black lacing in the back. On her arms, she wore white latex-vinyl tubes that went from her wrists to her elbows. She additionally wore a light yellow, pleated, latex-vinyl mini-skirt. She also wore a black string-bikini bra. Beneath her skirt, she wore a black, latex-vinyl, thong. On her legs, Angel wore something that I will not call hose for sure. Yes, they could be called fishnets, but the holes were so large, they looked more like black strings that crossed back and forth from her feet all the way up to her buns. Angel’s footwear for this show was a pair of black, knee-high, boots with stiletto heels and platform soles that were only slightly higher that those on her shoes during the first show. (Has anybody noticed that none of the features performing this weekend wore any really tall platforms?)

This long blonde-haired, blue-eyed, beauty is five feet two inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are 34DD-26-35.

From what I have observed every time I’ve been around her, Angel is a very friendly and sweet person, and she can hold an intelligent conversation with anybody who possesses at least a few viable brain cells. She also has a good sense of humor, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans. Here is an example. During her final show, Angel graciously allowed a chair to be placed on the stage and proceeded to give a customer a nice birthday treat. After the show had ended, and Angel had spent a little time in the dressing room to catch her breath and to freshen up, she came out and joined the birthday boy and his buddies at their table for drinks and conversation before starting her final signing.

I think the readers would enjoy seeing Angel perform and meeting her in person; therefore, why not take advantage of any opportunity that comes along to do exactly that? It should be a pleasant experience.

LivingInVain.com appears to be the closest thing Angel has to an official website at this time. It is apparently her official blog site, and it has some good photos of Angel on it both pretty girl and hardcore shots.

Allie Haze

It has been learned that Flesh Showgirls is now booking one feature dancer per month for two shows on Saturday night only.

On the feature dancer Saturdays, the lovely adult film starlet, Allie Haze, hosts the shows, and she does a very good job!

The very pretty Allie has long brown hair and brown eyes. She is five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and her measurements are 32A-24-36. Needless-to-say, she has a lovely all natural body.

I found Allie to be a sweet and very friendly woman, and she is a great conversationalist who obviously loves to meet new people! (I very much enjoyed chatting with Allie and getting to know her.)

Hopefully, it will not be too much longer before Allie decides that it is time to start feature dancing. It is my believe that she will be a good one. In fact, she has told me that she has had some training in the art of dancing. So I want everybody to be on the lookout for any future feature dancing engagements that Allie may have.

I can’t seem to find an official website for Allie. However, I would imagine that an Internet search should turn up some photos of her.

Christina Aguchi Revisited

On my way home from Flesh, I stopped in at the Rialto Spearmint Rhino just in time to observe Christina Aguchi’s final show.

For her last time on stage during this booking, Christina performed her puppet show. Her costume consisted of a white jester-style mask that was trimmed with just about every color of the rainbow, a long-sleeved jacket that was red on the right side and black on the left side, and a pair of pants that were just the opposite as in black on the right and red on the left. The jacket and the pants were both literally covered with sequins. Though the ruffled white cuffs and lapels appeared to be part of her jacket, they turned out to be wristbands, and the lapels were part of the white halter-top that Christina wore under the jacket. The halter-top had large straps that tied behind Christina’s lovely neck. The removal of her top reveled a black bra, the breast cups of which were very nearly covered with rhinestones. Beneath her pants were a pair of black bikini panties that were decorated with quite a few sequins. Under her panties, Christina wore her, “Nude,” G-string. Christina finished out her costume with a pair of almost knee-length, black, high-heeled boots.

Christina performed this show to a medley that she put together herself. The medley was followed by, “Cry Little Sister,” by Carfax Abby, and, “Beautiful Monster,” by Ne-Yo.

That, once again, will be a wrap. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the ongoing discussion of gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,

Myles Shaffer